oh y'all thought i was kidding, huh?
(h elp)
EDIT: ... you lucky 10,000 gonna know who the kids from Fort Greene are.
And if y'all wanted to see what we were watching in the early and mid 90s? Here you go:
It had everything, stilted acting so the kids at home can solve a case with the cast before Dora ever put on her li'l backpack, shirts so blousy and long you could hide a circus in 'em, what people thought surfing and chatting on the web was like, people typing that slow back in the day, Salt N Pepa was on this show, a yoooung Julia Stiles, motherfuckin' Samuel L. Jackson played Jamal's dad for an episode
and just for them's that didn't know: Trio and their clan roosted in Manhattan, Spidey is a guy from Queens, Brooklyn got the TMNT and the GW Team
Ghostwriter taught me about cyphers, wordplay, puns and it's rolled downhill from there. UvU ehe
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No cause the moment they discover Spidey is barely in his 20s, like hasn’t even reached it, their perspective changes wildly.
This isn’t some annoying dude fucking with them anymore, this is a kid with a sense of justice and they respect the bravery it takes to come out here as a child and fight the likes of them. Even if they find it incredibly dumb and overly self-sacrificial. They don’t throw their punches but they miss more. Their plans are just as dire but straight forward, easier to thwart. Not intentionally, just the subconscious thought and agreement they don’t want to be the one specifically responsible for death of a child.
Like imagine in battle Spidey sacrifices himself and they all just gotta be like “Yeah we did it!” for like the news only for the inside of their heads to be like “That is a child.”
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Here's your daily reminder that MSM Otto died before he was legally able to drink. Not that he would, I think. He didn't seem the type. But still. He was 19 at the beginning of the show. Forever mad about this.
Fuck you, Kevin Shinick and all the other writers of this show.
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Since it's the season...how would the Spider-villains react to a hanging mistletoe? 🎄
Also, I absolutely love your Mysterio he's everything dramatic wrapped up in a fancy cape ❤️
Lol sorry for the length of this:
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Sandlady keeps trying to put some mistletoe on Rhino's horn during the season whenever she's wearing the suit. She is intent on getting it up there so she has all the reason to ask that question. Alex is very much aware of this, though, and having fun making her try and get the mistletoe on her horn. Hehehe. Two can play that game.
Rhino 100% tables the turn and before Sandlady even has a chance, she's already holding the mistletoe and leaning down with a smile. Instant OHKO for Sandlady.
Electra.. Poor Max can't play the kissing game, not anymore even if she wanted to. She does like the aesthetic of the little berries tho and can appreciate the concept. She's just never been one to do it. She does, however, quite enjoy playfully helping or tricking others who are playing the game with someone else. She's nothing if not a little mischievous~
Otto actively tries to deny the game, stating that they're hung up purely for decoration only. All the while he gets bashful and rushes through the doorways, highly aware of their placements. It's really cute. It's ok, Doc, I feel the same way about them. (Gonna get him to stand under one long enough and see what happens... for science. Yeah.)
Beck. BECK. He would try to claim they're too juvenile, but you know he'd try and get a kiss under the mistletoe somehow anyway. Spends the night trying to be sly and subtle, unknowingly playing a game of chase, but if you ask me, I think he's enjoying it. (..I'm the gingerbread sloth, Beck, you can't catch me sndngnrmsbf 🙈)
Ah, Mason. He would see one hanging up in his house tear it down and beat Beck with it before promptly apologizing profusely to his granddaughter who was the one who actually put it up there. He'd buy Beck a drink to make it up after. He's a bit too old to really be partaking in that tradition.. too busy, too. But he may kiss his granddaughter on the head tho, humor it a bit for her. Her happiness is a priority when he isn't busy with work, especially on holidays like this.
Montana puts mistletoe on his hat every year and hangs some in his bar. You catch him under the mistletoe and he'll show you why he's called "Shocker" (I'M SORRY SJSJFJJSF I COULDN'T RESIST)
For Chameleon? It may not even exist. You mention it to him and he'll go on a weird eccentric spiel about it and without a doubt spoil the mood.. but most who know of him (and even himself) would question why you or anyone would want to do that with him of all people?
Kingpin would be delighted! ..If only you could get it high enough to have him under it. Alas, he is just.. too tall. you’ll either have to ask him to lift you up or climb him like Mt.Everest and claim your kiss at the peak.
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Special bonus for the Vulture fans specifically, come get ur food and ur old man úwù 💕:
Adrian would entirely ignore it, he feels he's getting too old for it, who would want to to play that silly little tradition game with and old buzzard like him?
Buuutt.. if coaxed and encouraged enough.. he may.. humor the one asking for it. Give them a little peck, with a hand on their cheek or chin. He'd wait till the others left, first, before giving in to the asker's little desire.
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