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chilchuck you bitch i love you
#look at his slutty lil pose too#ass up propped on his elbow tiny waist heeled boots#sorry i thought you'd just been taken prisoner by your bestie not put on the cover of vogue#also this is so funny#laios it's been 80 chapters#chilchuck tims#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios#chilchuck#izutsumi#senshi
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MC: I’m officially self-undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me!
Lucifer: That’s not how that works.
MC: Says who??
Lucifer: Me.
MC: And since when do I actually listen to you?
#this is a conversation between me and my boss-#I told my bestie about it cuz I thought it was funny- and he told me ‘that’s just MC and Lucifer having a conversation’#so yk I had to share it like that lolol#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#surprise it’s queue!#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me lucifer#obey me mc#obey me shenanigans#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#om! lucifer#om! mc#obey me fandom
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no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal
#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for#a bowl of beans when we first met'#and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally#oc: impulse#sure this'll go in their tag#everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then#really funny again if you think about it even longer#one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending#i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong#impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person#tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people#you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as#sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings#not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more*#if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges#and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human#connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they#were never the person you became friends with at all#and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were#friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't.#so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too#they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even#think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN.#very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.#and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope#i'm unwell.#ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained
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Dakota was really supportive under @komaneko-kun s t4t fenglian post, and thas this silly idea was born. Cause who ELSE amiright
#tgcf#shi qingxuan#wind master#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#bless#i thought this was so funny#this feeds into the shi qingxuan feng xin bestie agenda#I SAW THAT ASK SOMEONE SENT BTW!!!!!DW I WILL GET TO IT!!!!!
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#i saw someone say that instead of the dead robin club they should be the ‘all bear up tim the first and second time they met him’ club#and i was like ‘so true bestie’#so i made this#stephanie brown#steph brown#jason todd#stephanie brown dc#jason todd dc#damian wayne#damian al ghul#they are all iconic for this#they are the og t!m drake haters#they all beat him on sight and it’s so funny to me#they smelled a bitch and let the intrusive thought win
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tumblr sexyman? no! tumblr sillyman ❤️
#blvdybunnyclaws#gravity falls#bill cipher#kryptos#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher fanart#i'm so normal about him#the dude. the guy ❤️#typically i hc that he doesn't swear#but i thought that will poulter video was too funny#kryptos is his bestie that he bullies
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it is extremely funny that seungcheol spent $600 on the limited edition dyson airwrap for jeonghan (who made it a point to smugly post about it) just for jeonghan to cut all his hair off like two weeks later. i think more idols should manipulate men for our entertainment, personally
#it's actually so funny i was sad about jeonghan hair until i thought about this#and saw that clip from todays live where seungcheol says he prefers jeonghan's long hair like dgsnjsjsjshsnsn. yes im sure you do.#jeonghan is like my bestie asking me 'should i ask him to buy me this thing just to see if he'll do it?' and im encouraging him every step#svt#jeongcheol#im talking again
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Mabel and Theo: *being friends, bantering, giving emotional support, helping each other with tasks, playfully touching each other and smiling and laughing like idiots*
Oscar, Zoe and Tim (and Tobert probably): are you serious? Right in front of our salads?
#look as a shipper I’m not complaining#but Mabel has no place questioning Charles’ taste in women#when she’s behaving like that around the guy who unintentionally maybe sort of killed her bestie#and definitely got her friend turned boyfriend turned ex framed for it#who she also thought killed her other friend (which he didn’t but it’s funny to remember)#and yeah poor Tobert who is looking so suspicious that he definetily is innocent just does not stand a chance#theobel#mabel x theo#omitb#omitb spoilers#only murders in the building#mabel mora#theo dimas
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Over the years, I've gotten a lot of cis people messaging me about how they should go about dating or courting somebody who's trans, and I always felt like my responses would almost... disappoint them because there isn't this magic secret to dating us.
Cis people, if you want to date us, just date us. We're human beings, we're not wild animals to tame! I promise you can have a healthy relationship with a trans person without needing to feel like the world will end if you mess up.
Trans people who date cis people often want to feel secure in your acceptance of them. You don't have to talk about our transness for hours on end to prove that you accept your loved one. You don't have to put on a display and cabaret about how Much You Accept Us. Just be a person around us, and let us be people, too!
I almost want to disappoint cis people by reminding them of this. Some of the best relationships I've had with cis people have been ones where my transness is acknowledged, sure, but it's acknowledged in the same way that my left-handedness is. It's not a joke to them, it isn't something to be horrified about, but it's also something that they don't objectify me for.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#watching a video about this topic and it just reminded me of this#like there have been plenty of cis people who have come to me for advice and while i appreciate the thoughtfulness (don't get me wrong!)...#...part of me just feels like... they see trans people as needing to be Tamed in some way or Appeased...#...like they see us as people but it's more like they see us as Trans People and not... people...#...and maybe i'm looking too deep into it. maybe i'm jaded but that's sometimes how it can feel with some people...#...like my besties that i talk to fully accepted me...#...though it is funny when they forget i'm... not a trans woman or (with other friends) that i'm... not a cis man#(maybe i just give off ambiguous vibes irl and online because it's happened irl and with my online buddies)#adding once again: i don't think ALL cis people who ask this are doing so in bad faith#cis people i'm glad you are vulnerable about not being sure about how to go about transness...#...however i don't always think it's the best move to go to a stranger about your interest in a trans person in your life...#...simply because: 1. transness isn't a monolith and...#...2. it feels awkward because you aren't going to *them* to have this conversation that will ultimately affect *them*...#...because your relationship with a trans person will likely /not/ affect a trans stranger...
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hey what if they were always friends?
these little doodles were inspired by both @pillowspace's art and also this twitter thread by @znvorz o7
alt of the second pic below the cut
sunny can't be out physically at the moment, but charlie knows he's still there ;u;
#2024#charlie emily#charlotte emily#moondrop#jack-o-moon#fnaf puppet#fnaf marionette#fnaf lefty#sunnydrop#fnaf eclipse#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#moon is formal in the first pic but i thought it'd be funny if they used to be proper and it degraded over the decades lmao#i didn't know what to have charlie say in the third pic so i just used one of lefty's jumpscare lines 🧍 it works it's fine#i can't believe that i have loved these games from the beginning but this is my first time drawing charlie and lefty 😭 i'm so sorry#and it's only my second time drawing the puppet orz#i'm so sorry it took me so long besties
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#Funny episode liked it a lot#Monty playing with Prospero’s cravat funyyyyyy#“I’m anybody” HE’S SO DONE IT’S HILARIOUS#Prospero Monty relationship who thought#He’s the dad of the group it’s hilarious and all the kids and his wife are giving him troubleeeeeeeeee#Doctor’s bag??????? What did you use it for in life my guy#“We couldn’t just leave Montresor to die!” …it was an option and omg their faces on the bottom panel 🤣#LENORE STOP YOU’RE TOO HOT OH MY GODDDDDDD *FANS SELF* “LOOK WHO IT IS GENTS” LENOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEE#I want to redraw but life be busy so soon ish#Episode 25 “Stains are so hard to get out of mahogany!” I knew it before Duke even said it 😂#He saw a ghost and it hit him on the head smacked his face sliced his shoulder sliced his side and broke his leg 😂#Lenore is unfaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeddddd also Duke wanna protect his bestie#“…A little bit. Maybe” I THINK IT’S MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT#MAZE TRIO LAUGHING BEING FRIENDS LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT#LENORE AND MONTY SHOWDOWN MY FAVE IT ESCALATES SO WELL ALSO ANNABEL’S THE ONE WITH A BULLET IN HER GRAVE SORRY TO SAY#“Go to hell” 😂 this is the best#Annabel did NOT prepare for her to say that#Will doesn’t even have a roommate just throw Monty in there Will likes him enough and Prospero’s kinda wary of people it works out#Although Prospero you gave Annabel your key with ZERO hesitation or question so mayyybe you should’ve been more careful#Very funny episode I liked it a lotttttttttt oh no we’re heading into the formal divorce arc oh nooooooo
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sweeney todd 2023 + tumblr text posts
#i shit you not i have been trying to make this post for three weeks#josh groban#annaleigh ashford#sweeney todd#sweeney todd revival#tag yourself i'm depressed goblin nightmare man and jigsaw voice hello bestie#also yes i threw in one from the interview itself idc#it was 1am and i thought it was funny so i kept it lfkjsdaf
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lots of talk about why Mike reacted so negatively to this when he reacted so positively to this:
can we talk about how the Rinkomania reaction started in between those two things? right here:
at mid-season-2, all the times Mike has seen El use force against people have been super justified because there were lives at stake (or at very least, like in the case of tossing Lucas in the junkyard, she thought there were)
then Max wipes out, and goes "ooh it was like a magnet pulled on my board" and instead of taking that the way anyone would - that this annoying girl fell due to lack of skill and is trying to save face with a stupid excuse - INSTANTLY Mike suspects El. El, who's currently dead or lost in another dimension or whatever, must actually be lurking around here with nothing better to do than trip Max.
ok 100% accurate but I'm offended nonetheless
why did he jump to that conclusion?
the last time some inexplicable, physical but nonlethal hijinks befell someone he was talking to, he turned around and saw who was responsible:
so when Max fell, in that same gym btw, of course his brain goes turn around, look at what you seee
this was Mike learning that, oh, El isn't Superman and doesn't reserve her powers only for perfectly morally justified situations, but can in fact lash out about anything that bothers her, like the disturbed child she is.
BUT I don't think he actually processed that at that moment. he wasn't thinking about how Max did absolutely nothing that could be misinterpreted as a threat, and didn't deserve this. at that moment, any thought of justice for Max, or scrutiny of El's motives, was easily and completely drowned out by excitement that El might be there.
so later Mike sees Angela screaming on the ground with El standing over her, and remembers he has already seen El respond to a non-life-threatening situation with a level of force that didn't make sense to him.
plus he has that whole protection thing and I think seeing anyone get hurt is paladin catnip to him (see him rushing to Max's aid two seconds after telling her she's annoying). he has that instinct to support whoever's been knocked down undeservedly - yeah he knows Angela is an asshole, but El's response seems overboard to him, so while he doesn't go as far as rushing to Angela's side, he doesn't rush to El's side either.
he keeps distance between himself and El at the rink and leaves her sitting alone in the most literal demonstration of not wanting to take her side. he seems irritated in the car and downright pissed at the dinner table. I think it's true that he was overwhelmed in the moment and scared not of El but of the situation, but I don't think that's all of it, because then why would he be pissed.
maybe he's seeing patterns and thinking back on how Max didn't deserve that at all, and how neither of these things were very Superman of El and he's a bit disillusioned that she doesn't live up to the flawless superhero moral code he assigns her in his mind.
while the Angela thing seems WAY harsher than the Max thing, can I also say that a lot of that is due to circumstances?
Angela's pouring blood, wailing, an ambulance has to come, there's lots of witnesses. it looks baaaad. Max isn't injured, isn't too bothered, and there are no witnesses or real consequences. shrug. but it easily could've gone down much more like Angela. you can absolutely break a bone or get a concussion from a spill like Max's.
Max isn't hurt, so Mike just leaves the room, and nothing ever comes of it. compare to Mike watching an inevitably-to-be-arrested El sit stewing in the aftermath as dozens of Angela's sympathizers watch her get checked for brain damage by EMTs.
it's little wonder Mike has such a different reaction in the moment, even though El's actions in these two scenes actually isn't totally night and day.
El's force was more deliberately focused on Angela, and I think El did intend to hurt Angela in a way she didn't intend to hurt Max (El yoinked the skateboard rather than bodily targeting Max herself, but her intent was still to make Max fall, and she could have been comparably injured as a result).
like, up til the point of "El gets mad and lashes out" these are similar - the way the aftermath unfolds just happens to take the best and worst possible paths, respectively.
and before you want to point out that the Angela thing was a reaction of anger and the Max was just about puppy love jealousy, no, that was anger. Max is literally the first thing El thinks of when Kali says to think of something that angers her.
tldr; rinkomania is just a nightmare remix of the gym scene to Mike
#tfw you find out your gf is in fact just some girl with massive psychological issues and not superman (sad trombone)#forgot what my point was halfway as usual but here are my brain crumbs about the situation#analysis#mine#eleven#mike wheeler#like. haven't we all done something wrong that was nbd just because nobody got hurt and nobody saw it#but if it had gone down differently it could have been an extremely big deal#imagine: Max falls breaks her arm screams teachers run in Mike has to stay with her til medics arrive a small crowd gathers#El feels bad and homerbushes.gifs outta there. the hand Max tries to shake hers with later has a cast on it#also rinko is so funny because Mike thought til 1 minute ago that El and Angela were besties#so he sees her bash her face in and is like 'girl your friendmaking skills are so questionable but ig it works for you. max misses you btw'
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just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline
#undertale#hlvrai#hlvrai2#benrey#tommy coolatta#papyrus#benry#hlvrai benry#sans undertale#sans#undertale sans#undertale spoilers#i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY.#i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard#file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman#we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct)#(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed)#i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly#it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!)#im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like:#they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes#but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man#sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power#they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it#in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss)#Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen”#Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight#anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies#they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)
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It’s been two years since their bestieship was introduced to my brain (via this post with THE MOST HILARIOUS TAGS 😭), everyone say Happy Anniversary Kwazini 🐱🤝🐵!!!!!!!!
#being this ships founding father is both embarrassing and the hugest honour#they mean the world to me...my stupid silly smelly bestie boys#if I could go back in time and tell myself that they’d be as real as they are and Everyone would use the ship name that I Came Up With#Idk what I would do THIS SHIP IS SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE AND EVERYTHING#thank u @ kwazini shippers for being a part of my silly little niche I always thought i’d be alone in loving 🥺💖#vics silly art zone 2023#5/17/23#octonauts#kwazii#paani#kwazini#kwazii octonauts#paani octonauts#octonauts a&b#octonauts AB#octonauts above and beyond
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Pony Park Boys; Friendship is Bullshit
sorry for posting so much in the past hour. I'm lonely </3
#trailer park boys#tpb ricky#tpb julian#tpb bubbles#cryptid art#i put too much thought into why each of them which which species#like i knew julian was unicorn#cause of the whole pompous 'better than you' act he puts on#also he loves fancy shit#but i tossed w ricky n bubs for a bit cause pegasus ricky would be funny like instead of the car he sleeps on a cloud thats like.#just above julians trailer. it rains on julian constantly.#but also him being an earth pony w plant powers is also rlly funny cause. he grows weed. thats all he can do. his special talent.#and bubbles being an animal dude iwent oh fluttershy and then i went wait he's fucking blind#this is hilarious he cant fly#also ricky n pinkie pie would be SO besties#julian definitely keeps talking about going to magic school but he can't even teleport lmao dawg can only levitate shit#and its just his drink#sorry like i said. im lonjely. i have things to say.
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