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canyoufucksoniccharacters · 4 months

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Our favorite boy!! I think this is a good way to start talking about the heavy hitters for this blog, and gets us on our way to talking about the blue blur himself.

Unfortunately, I'm probably gonna be breaking a lot of hearts on this one, probably. Let's get to it, why don't we?

Can you fuck Silver The Hedgehog?

Alright, let's get started. As always, we're gonna look for an official source- and Sonic Channel is the only official source on this matter. I've got to clarify, again- these ages are no longer listed. They were removed around the time of Frontiers' release; around October of 2022, specifically. So, these are taken from the Wayback Machine.

Alright's let's see here...

This is... Our youngest yet! Or, well, allegedly youngest, anyways. Again, these ages no longer hold any weight (if they ever did, anyways, which they likely didn't.) since they're unlisted. Unlike the other ones, this one doesn't seem to be sourced from anywhere. I could check every single manual for every game Silver has been in, but that's way above my paygrade. I checked 06, and ages are listed absolutely nowhere. However...

I can tell you for sure that this age is actually not baseless. Let's quote Shun Nakamura, game designer for Sonic Team. Before the release of Sonic 06, The Sonic Stadium conducted an interview with Nakamura. One of the questions was this;

"Silver is young and a little immature, but that's also what attracts me."

Silver was, from the start, written and designed as a young and inexperienced character. It really does show, too- in just about all his depictions, he's much less mature than both Sonic and Shadow, the characters he resembles the most. He's just about always depicted as a rookie, still learning; which is admittedly not inherently a trait of a young person, as even adults are still learning every day and can be inexperienced in whatever field they're thrown into, but it's very clear Silver's youth is meant to be linked to his inexperience.

Additionally, this isn't an outdated statement at all- after all, IDW can help us out here!

This is repeated again in Issue 64, the one right after the one this is sourced from, Issue 63.

Note the different background color... Despite everything else being the same.

These profiles are used on the start of Issue recaps. Although you might question me using IDW as proof, there's good reason to believe it's either canon or pretty damn accurate to the source material. In the form of...

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Confirmation from Ian Flynn himself! Reminder, he's the main writer for these games now! He wrote Frontiers, and likely will keep writing Sonic Games going forward. He also writes most of the stuff for IDW, so that's worth taking into account. So either IDW is canon, or it reflects the canon of the games.

To top it all off, a personal point that I'm bringing up purely for my own nerdy reasons- Silver's inspiration.

Here's a quote from the leaked script of Sonic 06;

"He possesses some special powers which can draw upon the Emeralds. It is unknown how he got these powers, though. Essentially, think Trunks from Dragon Ball Z."

The character being talked about here is Future Trunks, a time traveler from the future who goes back in time to warn the cast about the Androids that destroyed his future, so they can train in preparation for the invasion, as well as giving Goku medicine for a heart virus he succumbed to in the timeline Trunks comes from.

Trunks, much like Silver, is young and inexperienced- being 17 years old at the time of his arrival in the present. He does later go into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, a space where one year inside the chamber equals to one day outside of it, so by the end of the arc he's older, but still- he's young, most certainly underage, inexperienced, rash, and has a very strong sense of justice. Trunks is the direct inspiration for Silver, it's has been stated as such. So, with all this, it makes sense that Silver would be younger than everyone else around him, as was the case for Trunks.

So, with all this, Silver is undeniably younger than everyone around him, and it can't really be by a slight amount, otherwise it wouldn't be considered an important part of his character. This still holds true to this day, if IDW is anything to go by. Although he does have one slight saving grace- the passage of time. Time absolutely does pass between Sonic games, with at minimum a year and a half having passed since the modern series began (1 year due to Sonic's birthday in Generations, 6 months from the Forces timeskip) as well as, less verifiably but still worth taking into account, the PSN description for Sonic Heroes saying the game takes place 5 months after Adventure 2. There's some leeway for him to be of age in modern day, and it will get more likely as the series goes on, but it's a small margin.

Conclusion:

Silver is, most likely, underage. He's seemingly the youngest non-child character, he's consistently portrayed as inexperienced and naive, and overall, it's very very unlikely he's an adult. The chance isn't 0%, admittedly; again, the passage of time in the series gives him some leeway, and that leeway will only get larger as the series continues, so there's some small chance that he's an adult, aka able to consent, but it's small. You would be playing a risky game, and I could not possibly bring myself to endorse it.

So, the verdict is;

You, most likely, cannot fuck Silver The Hedgehog. There's a small chance that you can, but it's very small, and I would not recommend risking it.

not sorry for the Dragon Ball side tangent. it's good. really good.

#silver the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #status: likely unfuckable

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the-firebird69 · 10 months

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Watch "Elton John - Levon" on YouTube

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Once in a while we wonder about this song and I think our son and daughter finally have it nailed. Jesus wanted to go to Venus pretty badly and it looks like he ended up dead on Mars potentially but he's calling our son to levon. As if you connotations to it but the biggest one is leave on. And that's what it means. So you got this plan and he wants to explain to people what's happening and it's kind of Max style and we're working with it and we don't understand this problem that he has yes fully understand the parallel if you would I don't understand why he can't get that at all no I do we can't really tell him he's starting to see a little difference in what he was saying yes the difference is are glaring but explainable and he thinks it's better and why does he adapt LOL

Huge huge ships might exist bigger than Billy z and no that's not his plan it's not Max plan it's no about these and it says trying to explain things to him saying people like that clean and not normal you're in the amphitheater teaching people who are giants and you're out to lunch. You sent them to study the amphitheater and one day back went out there alone it was about 3 years ago you said the seating is for different size people I couldn't get it because of her and looks at it again says some of these people are very big right here in public. And he started to figure out that they were big everywhere, it has smart stuff unlike Tommy f who had Giants too. And he recently started looking and found it might be true and he found the inscriptions and truly was horrified and this arrogant screaming leader is turning slowly into a menace and vulgar and his math is wrong and that's what it's doing to him he's not a big enough man

There are other reasons why you think that his plan is a mess it's because he can't get anybody to do anything lk he used to. And it goes on and on but he mostly is having trouble with his power and he's got an interview in every door and his frontal lobe sucks. And he won't fix it. He really needed you now he's going downwards there's a few people who think that leave on is our son

We do not. It's trump.

Trump plans to kidnap kidnap our son and bring devices to the Midwest, as do a bunch of these jackasses and really they know that it'll be deap, and they want to bring boring stuff and lasers and acid all sorts of acid and things they plan to do. Because I'm at our son 17 times yesterday telling him to give a kidnap him. It says shut the f****** or kidnap your people and use them for you saying. They nd to be weakened in New Zealand. So glad we went away he's started blabbing right away I said okay so big so we have these idiots and I'm going to show you what we're doing to pay him back. But Max says leave on is our son and the plan and called him that that's helping him run his own plan Max thinks he's running his own plan using our son and it's not really true it's not really good for but that's what it sounds like to him

Thor Freya

There's a lot of wealth too and a lot of companies we own and we're getting and it takes a lot of work but not nothing that's for sure and people trees like that and you see what a monsters can do.

Hera

Those monsters are fierce but the same here is fierce that's true levon is not a friend it sounds close no it does not and it is about them and money and the guy likes money a lot and his lost tons of it into his son and says his son who wants to go to Venus and once a kidnapped again and he wants to go to Midwest after kidnapping him the police devices threaten our friends people and we can't allow him to. Is it medicine the sun is a menace and like directly and everything that goes by I hear his face is like prison this guy is making it into a prison they can easily be something else in a few days he was having a decent time and realize he's on his bicycle miles from home I've had it with his two idiots they're so stupid and check beef I was in a freaking pipe today and out of here

Mac daddy

Having a pipe with a good idea and seriously you ppl suck so bad, these two nightmare to anyone of Our kind they are a living disaster if you have no idea how bad it is, let me explain something to my Max we don't really have a plan for anyone to take our money or somebody that was on Earth and these two idiots the trumps and his kid they are taking no they took it all and they try to take money all the time

Mike tew

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