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twonio · 2 years
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Tell me with a straight face that these are not all the same guy
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scottsumrners · 1 year
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i liked quantumania well enough, i don't know why the critics are giving it a low score. i thought it was fine. it had a tight plot. didn't overrun with jokes. there was no big plot twist or anything, but that was because the plot was incredibly thin and pretty straight-forward. there was nothing i disliked about it, but also it's not a movie that sticks to the mind for longer than the time you're watching it
highlights:
jonathan majors is a fine ass man. a whole snack
the MODOK twist was an actual twist. not a plot twist, just a 'oh shit. that's clever'. a rare one for marvel
there is gonna be SO much tentacle and/or slime porn of this movie. SO much. the moment the faggots of twitter get a WHIFF of this... it's over. that little red blob is gonna be sucking scott lang's dick down to the ROOT
scott lang has "seven holes" which to me confirms that scott is trans.
absolutely hilarious that the mcu has 30 movies but it took them to this one to have one (1) telepath. and it's. fucking. chidi anagonye. in the quantum realm. not even a regular ass telepath on earth. it's a guy who's never gonna show up again
scott absolutely wanted to suck chidi anagonye's dick, also. like they practically spelled it out for us
ryan bergara and his wife having a LITERAL blink-and-you-will-miss-it one second cameo in the first five minutes of the movie.... the power the ghoul boys have
also funny to me that this big bad villain, the next thanos in the mcu, is literally just a guy with telekinesis. like not even his OWN telekinesis. he has to have his SUIT provide telekinesis to him. they'll never put the x-men in these movies because jean grey will eat these bitches for breakfast
"old people fuck" - the writers of quantumania, for some reason. "janet van dyne specially. janet van dyne fucked a lot of people in the quantum realm".
there is no way janet and kang didn't smash. you think a fine ass man like that with THOSE lips wasn't eating miss catwoman's pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner????? be SERIOUS
idk if it's bc they didn't give her the full script or anything but ms kathryn newton was phoning it in, like, half her scenes. she was NAWT invested in this character.
i do like that she basically called scott a spineless liberal in the first ten minutes of the movie, though. also the ants accidentally inventing socialism????
didn't like that scott's ex-wife and her husband didn't show up though :(
my final thought is that i thought the big final confrontation was unnecessary. i thought the movie would have been way more fun if it had ended with them implying that kang got torn apart and/or eaten alive by giant, sentient, socialist ants.
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by lantia4ever
After Thanos is defeated - thanks to the mysteriously missing Time stone, Tony can’t wait to dive into his retirement plans. He buys a nice little penthouse apartment, moves in his bot family and with the new Avengers taking care of business now, he can finally rest his weary body and haunted mind.
Powerful relics don’t just disappear into thin air though, and he soon finds out that the view and the piano are not the only things he bought along with his new home.
It’s not like realtors would come clean about annoying, medieval-looking ghosts that keep showing up, claiming this is their home, their piano and that they are most certainly not dead.
Words: 3901, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Wong (Marvel), Tina Minoru, Loki (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Christine Palmer, Avengers Team, Friday (Marvel), Peter Parker
Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff/Vision, Wong & Tina Minoru
Additional Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending, Temporary Character Death, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Canon Divergence - Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), Supernatural Elements, Urban Legends, Swedish urban legends turned magical not so urban cursed legends, Silverpilen, Red String of Fate, Inspired by Just Like Heaven (2005), Tony playing the piano, Stephen playing the piano, playing the piano together, communicating through the piano/music because that's how they roll, Magical Shenanigans, Loki is a Good Bro (Marvel), but still the chaotic snake we know and love, just a sprinkle of teamcap salt, Ghosts, Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej cameo, Ironstrange Big Bang 2021
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by lantia4ever
After Thanos is defeated - thanks to the mysteriously missing Time stone, Tony can’t wait to dive into his retirement plans. He buys a nice little penthouse apartment, moves in his bot family and with the new Avengers taking care of business now, he can finally rest his weary body and haunted mind.
Powerful relics don’t just disappear into thin air though, and he soon finds out that the view and the piano are not the only things he bought along with his new home.
It’s not like realtors would come clean about annoying, medieval-looking ghosts that keep showing up, claiming this is their home, their piano and that they are most certainly not dead.
Words: 3901, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Wong (Marvel), Tina Minoru, Loki (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Christine Palmer, Avengers Team, Friday (Marvel), Peter Parker
Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff/Vision, Wong & Tina Minoru
Additional Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending, Temporary Character Death, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Canon Divergence - Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), Supernatural Elements, Urban Legends, Swedish urban legends turned magical not so urban cursed legends, Silverpilen, Red String of Fate, Inspired by Just Like Heaven (2005), Tony playing the piano, Stephen playing the piano, playing the piano together, communicating through the piano/music because that's how they roll, Magical Shenanigans, Loki is a Good Bro (Marvel), but still the chaotic snake we know and love, just a sprinkle of teamcap salt, Ghosts, Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej cameo, Ironstrange Big Bang 2021
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