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humlors · 9 months

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A somewhat comprehensible list of people/creatures you can fuck in Baldur's Gate 3:

- a very limpwristed and sad vampire twink

- ebony dark'ness dementia raven way but she's a cleric

- wizard who eats your magic shoes and won't shut up about his ex

- the widest elf you've ever seen who is also a bear

- a good-boy warlock who gave himself a superhero name

- his patron who always is two seconds away from a nipslip

- the most menacing woman you've ever met who flirts by saying she wants to wrestle you and smell your "musk"

- huge red tiefling herbo who may or may not be literally on fire (so watch out)

- the mindflayer who can and will give you unsolicited advice via psychic connection about all the poor choices you wanna make

- a pair of drow twins who swear it's not gonna be weird that they're brother and sister

- a devil's personal incubus who took the form of the aforementioned devil because he doesn't wanna fuck anyone who doesn't look like himself

- another drow lady who thinks of nothing but murder all day every day

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