Hello, sparky I don't think you should like him
Because he is a skibidi toilet and it might hurt you
and you are perfect 😄
"I don't see why you need to be worried about me, really!"
"Wait a minute- I don't like him what are you taking about-"
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Cool fact: when magnezone are sick they start losing control of their magnetic pull and attract unwanted objects to themselves
Bonus tip: don't leave all of your metal utensils including the giant pot of hot water on your stove unattended
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Don't Say a Word
Febuwhump Day 3: Muzzled
Rating: G
Whump count: implied bad ending
Word count: 380
Summary: Legend is locked in a cage, trapped in his rabbit form, his words stuck behind a muzzle. Can his brothers rescue him before it's too late?
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The cook, the cook, why did it have to be the cook?
Legend pressed himself against the back of the cage, rabbit heart thumping too fast as he looked up at the absolute last person he had hoped to be his rescuer. Wild’s bright blue eyes were curious and calculating, and he grinned and turned to the trapper.
“I’ll take the pink bunny,” Wild said, and dropped a handful of rupees in the trapper’s hand. Not nearly enough, in Legend’s opinion.
“Careful with that one. He bites,” the trapper said, showing Wild a bandaged hand.
Legend unconsciously raised a paw to the muzzle clamped around his face. Stupid, stupid. Now he couldn’t even beg the cook to spare him before he was thrown in the cooking pot.
“Don’t worry, I can handle it,” Wild chirped, lifting the cage with Legend inside.
Legend growled as the ground lurched beneath his paws. As soon as he adjusted to Wild’s swinging gait, he began to frantically claw at the muzzle, desperate to loosen it enough for just one word.
Wild brought them within view of their camp, and Legend squealed in terror when he saw the fire. This was it, he was going to be made into a soup and eaten by his own brothers, who would be none the wiser because Legend was forced to maintain the appearance of a normal, speechless rabbit. The muzzle was impossible to remove by rabbit paws, and there was no way that Wild could be convinced to remove it while Legend was still alive. Wild was too smart and fast; Legend would be easily caught if he tried to bolt when the cook opened the cage. And of course the camp was empty save for the cook and his quarry. No kids to persuade Wild that the rabbit was too cute too eat. Heck, Twilight or Sky would be great to have around right about now. They could recognize Legend’s cursed form and give Wild a proper scolding for even thinking of cooking their veteran.
But Legend was all alone, trapped in a cage and at Wild’s mercy. His words, his only remaining weapon, locked behind a muzzle. All he could do now was pray to the cruel goddesses that his final contribution to saving Hyrule would be a nourishing rabbit stew.
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me writing: oh this will be a fun little cliffhanger with crazy consequences for dean and cas
all of you guys reading and commenting:
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Another doodle bc if I don't draw /something/ I lose all motivation to draw at all. maybe I should do one of those 30 day drawing things
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Itto accidentally threw my hat in the water 🙁
He said he would get it back but its been 4 minutes and hes not up :(
Aw don’t worry about it!! He and Kokomi are probably swimming together! They’re really good friends.
(Meanwhile in the background, Itto is laying on the ground and Kuki is aggressively trying to heal him but he keeps getting electrocuted due to the water, but it’s working I guess?)
hes Fine!
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VILE piece for today
(i do not own a blender i apologize if it looks whack)
also i'm editing this, i did not realize this was whump until i was told it was whump, so be aware you will see more of this!! i'm sorry if this is too intense for some people ;v;
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