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riathel · 4 years

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I'm the Master, Doctor (Yer the What?)

an alternative conclusion to s8ep11 Dark Water, for which i can only profusely apologise (feat. a lot of truly awful swearing and one of scotland's greatest youtube videos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSmRCbjmjno)

MASTER: i'm the master, doctor

DOCTOR: yer the WHAT

MASTER: i'm the maaaaaaster

DOCTOR: the master!??

MASTER: yessss, i'm the maaaaaster

DOCTOR: no you're not, you're just missy

MASTER: noooo, i'm the master, doctor

DOCTOR: nooooo, you're not the master. you're just missy.

MASTER: doctor, i'm not "just missy", i'm the master!!!

DOCTOR: listen here missy you LAVVY-HEADED WANKSTAIN, you're not the FUCKING MASTER

MASTER: for fuck's sake doctor where has this temper come from!? i'm the fucking master!

DOCTOR: i don't give a FUCK you LYING MURDEROUS BASTARD, you're not the FUCKING MASTER

MASTER: listen doctor. you're going to try and foil my plan, and we're going to banter, and you're going to do science and shit anD YOU'RE GOING TO BE FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT IT

DOCTOR: i don't WANT to do FUCKING SCIENCE you FUCKEN BAMPOT, stick it up your FUCKING MINGE

MASTER: my fucken WHAT!?

DOCTOR: MISSY, you're pushin me over the FUCKEN LINE

MASTER: no i'm not!! i am the master! you're going to obey me, you're going to do your fucken science, you'll foil my plans, you'll get a fuckin ceremony, they'll give you a trophy, dEAL with IT, ya TWAT

DOCTOR: I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MY DICK IN THE TROPHY

MASTER: i did that when we was younger, and that was a bad move - i. am. the. master.

DOCTOR: ... you're the WHAT?

MASTER: I'M THE MASTER FOR FOOK'S SAKE LISTEN TO ME

DOCTOR: missy we've been THROUGH THIS, i don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK

MASTER: this is NOT. NEGOTIABLE. you come with me ye radge wee shite small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

DOCTOR: I'LL FUCKIN SET YER HAT ON FIRE

MASTER: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE ANGRY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE

DOCTOR: I'LL FUCKEN BURST YE

MASTER: right you! ye little wank stain. if you don't get your act together, i'm gonna DRAG ye through this episode. you'll do your science, you'll foil my plot, you'll get a SHITEY medal and that'll be that and you'll ENJOY IT ya fhfffffffhghk

DOCTOR: i'll fucken GNAW yer ARM off, missy

MASTER: listen you! get near my arm, and i'll slap ye cross the face like a little BITCH

DOCTOR: i'll PUMP ye SILLY

MASTER: C'MON THEN YA CUNT

DOCTOR: SUCK MY TIME LORD DICK YA FUCKEN WEAPON

MASTER: I'LL RUPTURE YOUR FUCKIN ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK

DOCTOR: I'LL RIP YOUR GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE CROSS THE JAW WITH IT!

MASTER: LES GO, RIGHT NOW, I'LL KILL YE RIGHT NOW YA LITTLE WANK

DOCTOR: oh! that you, master? hardly recognised ye. why didn't ye say so earlier ya mangy twit?

MASTER: i truly fucken detest you, ye fucken numpty

#twissy #best enemies #twelfth doctor #look - a scottish doctor and a scottish master and you're gonna tell me they WEREN'T cussing each other out like two cats in heat at 3am?#well you can tell me that but you'd be wrong #tw: cursing #canon compliant swearing (not)#doctor who

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koushirouizumi · 1 year

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(VENT) Tw: Illness

Tw: Vomit

(YEAH)

So I'll admit I was more than a little irritated last night (mainly due to absolute sh*t attitudes and horrid fan entitlement behavior, up to and including horrid treatment aimed at fans of different parts of the franchise that I've been seeing around Digi-Twit since Mille ep dropped literally every time I try to check for decent things, seriously is basic decency towards other bloggers and fans not even a THING there anymore???) but that ASIDE.

Hi yes I'm still actually hyper-thyroidism and yes it's a genuine condition I have DIAGNOSED for 10+ years that I've mentioned off and on my blog since Tri era. I've had this diagnosed before Tri even dropped; yes I medicated for it as long as possible and overall that's helped (which is why I rb a lot more about Aut!issues) but I still experience symptoms off and on at times even when medicating, especially when my levels fluctuate really suddenly (I've talked about that before TOO...)

Anyway I was trying to take tylenol for physical pain earlier (which may or may not be unrelated, really bad stiffness all over basically etc) and basically threw up almost immediately after (I had taken tylenol abt 4 hrs before) I'm usually great at keeping tylenol down and 4 hrs is usually when it's wearing off for me as of lately (it tends to wear off faster in recent years) but hahaaa either I took it too early this time or I may genuinely have a stomach virus (C.O.V.I.D??? Who knows but I'm NOT running fever, sense of smell is fine, no sinus issues or chest specific pain atm etc it was more all over elsewhere,,, temp's actually low including right after that happened and this is very average for me, I typically have low temp especially early in morning and at night as of recent last 10~ years since thyroid diagnosis and I have NO idea why, since I did get fevers off and on as a tiny kid, but well)

I'll take a test in the morning (fortunately we still have some of the free ones) but so far last couple times I tried one in past months it came back negative each time.

After this thing tonight happened I did start feeling a bit better (still some irritation), but this has been a chronic issue ongoing 12~24 hours now with off-and-on pain cycles so who knows how much longer this is gonna last

Anyway when I say to people who rudely act like that towards other fans BACK OFF AND GIVE ME SOME SPACE this is what I MEAN because my f*cking health is way more important than ANYTHING TO DO WITH DigiAdvs, 02, or anything else fan wise and I'd put every single project I've planned on hold effective immeditely if it meant taking care of myself during an instance like this

Blogs will be on auto-queue until I feel better enough to re blog again but expect a LOT of Disabled P.S.A posts to come since Yes This Topic Is Important To Me And I'm NOT Ever Going To Stop rbng awareness about it OK Thanks

#koushirouizumi vents #koushirouizumi health #koushirouizumi personal #koushirouizumi thyroid #koushirouizumi 02 stan-dom vents #*Might Delete Post Later #(or shorten it at least)#(for now)#(YEAH I'M More than a little Angry)#(I could have f*cking C.O.V.I.D for all I know and I'm HOPING NOT)#(I avoided it this long)#(but seriously)#(if ANYONE comes to my blog to start acting wildly rude you are blocked and possibly hardblocked)#(DON'T F*CKING DO IT)#(This is a very hard boundary I've set since the very beginning)#(If my Issues flare up I can LEGIT wind up in the hospital again)#(and not sorry I've been trying to AVOID THAT)#(if taking care of myself means I have to sound a bit like a ~~b*tch~~ sometimes to assert my blog rules then I WILL)#(I'll calm down after this but the EFF attitudes I was seeing on Twit this week some of you have GOT to learn how to treat others)#(with some basic decency!!!)

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