#'oh god they dont like that peter isnt poor they dont like that we never saw uncle ben die they dont lile the stark suit'
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Alright like last time I hit post limit and couldn't live blog I started writing my thoughts down on docs in real time whilst watching so I could post later, so here:
HES NEARLY 41!?
Cereal!
Hes such a brat
BECKY BARNES
Shelia is a Karen
“Dont you dare gaslight me” his teeth are FINE stop overreacting
Frank the moneys not worth it divorce that jerk
Peter Pan!?!?
I wanna say “yes frank! Stand up! Good for you!” but this isnt gonna end well is it?
Oh yup there he goes. A trap door in the ground.
“Goodbye daaddyy”
Ofc theres others, I wonder how many men exactly has she married and done this to?
Oh no oh no oh no
MIAH????????????
BERRY SWIFT?
Im just omg. BERRY. AHH.
Honey festival mention!
Looking for a new daddy already…
"onliNE?"
Wait is the feast or famine playing in the background?
Frank giving the food to Barry :)
DONT SAY YOURE GONNA DIE I DONT NEED ANGST FOR YOU PLEASE
HELEN?
“No matter what Im always gonna be youre……..daddy”
Wait so if he’s been down there for 2 weeks with toyzone closed whats Lex doing
Sherman dont go to your mom about it just let him out!
BARRY BARRY NO BARRY NO NO NO BARRY
TED
WAIT NO TED OH NO NO LEAVE TED ALONE
“You are a married women” “Hey works for me”
“Dont sass your mother or ill kick your ass old man!”
NO NOO WHY DOES TED ALWAYS HAVE TO GET SHOT WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DIE
OH GOD THAT MEANS PETER COMES BACK FROM CAMP AND TEDS DEAD STOPPPPP
Including homeless man Ted has died 7 times i think jeez
The gift?!?
Barry :(
Rip Marco
I hate her but she does look hot with a gun gotta say
BLACK BOOK
STARRY CHILDREN
Okay so Hatchetmen hate the witches and the starry children hate the hatchetmen right?
Yup stealing their lives
1920….. 1920
LIB!
Goat! Tentacles!
And I truly feel all lords in black in the chile's tonight
Omg sherman drew ontop of the black book
Omg he memorised the words and drew over it on purpose-
Bye bye milf
Ope hes 7
Poor frank that'd be toutre
Its not really forever tho technically bc frank will die eventually it'll just be for the rest of frank's life...
-killer track-
LOOK AT THEM
HELLO
Dangit Thrash is a jerk
Oh hes threatening to kill now
“YOU THINK I'M AFRAID TO DIE?” Clearly a gen z
“Lets go to Dennys >:(“
Thats Rose!?!?!!!!!
Yes it is Kale!
Oh god hes gonna show her the killer track isnt- yup
I don’t like you so much Kale
STATION WAGON? THAT MEANS DUKE
THERE HE IS MY BOY
“Well i dont know ive never done drugs duke!” “...I know.."
Just missed a little chunk bc of my dad but Duke my beloved and poor Rose
“Is it unbelievable? Yes. but this Hatchetfield”
Specialist… Holloway here we come
Miss Retros!
“Hiya Duke!” “Heya Darlin!” hngg
“Great. My life is in the hands of Barbie”
“Make me.” “...alright.”
A glass with a spiderweb inside
Thrash said he sold his soul to satan to get famous hfjhdkfj
Omg the black book! its so cool!
TINKY TINKY TINKY TIME TRAVEL HNG AHHHHHH EVERYONE SHUT UP also “The Tinker” ooh
Also so are there a few verison of the black book?
Ooh holloway is in Rose’s body
Oh theres taco bell
Holy crap. This song. Wtf.
Okay great rose never heard it now….but holloway did right?...
Oh god yeah she took the curse
Dukes face :( hes so sad and concerned
“Your phone” yeah her very super recent new phone…
“If its a ghost. I'll trap it in this jar.”
“If something happens to me i want you to read this” i really wanna know what it says but i DO NOT want ANYTHING to happen to her
Duke has watch right that down RIGHT THAT DOWN
Hey wait a second how come Kale has heard it hasn't died I mean at least i assume they've heard it before, did they make it?
HOLLOWAY :((
OH GOD NO ITS COMING FROM DUKE AND ROSE OH NOO NO
“dont worry im not going anywhere :)” oh god
“Holloway? What are ya doing darlin?” :((
“I understand” …..ominous
Dead. shes dead great. Ofc.
Duke :’(((
HNGGG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH STOPP DUKE ROSE WHY THIS IS MAKING CRY STOP BEING SO SWEET
‘You were in love with her werent you” “who wasnt?”
DUKE HAS A CAT
The envelope oh boy
“Welp. guess im dead!”
Wait about 2 hrs??
DON'T CALL AN AMBULANCE OR SEND ME TO THE MORGUE OH GODDD
“I was in love with her” “ya you and everybody” they really get the fans huh
Shes alive!
“Duke. what did my note say!?”
Ooohh the whole town knows about her dying that why she couldn't do to the morgue
Rip duke hes so confused
“It just HAD to be the jukebox”
Yes yes lore dump here we go! Learning more about Holloway!
Wait what.
HEY HEY WAIT KNOW GOOD JOB OF PROVING YOUR MAGIC IG BUT I WANNA KNOW THIS STUFF
This isnt first time shes told him?
Oh shes not making him forgot?
Oh god poor holloway
Omg the honey festival-
Oh are we actually seeing them going to honey festival
The mayor!!
Omg i cant wait to see how the stop the song. Like i KNOW itll be stopped we already saw the festival but like i CAANT WAIT
Oh trust me mayor… this will be a night to remeber for everyone…
HAHA HIS MIC WASN'T OFF
HAILEY
HAILEY MADE ZOEYS VOICE WORSE ON PURPOSE?
TED!!!
“At the point ill never get married. Be daddy.”
DEB AND ALICE AHH AND ALICE WAS IN NEW YORK OOH
Jkdfnjdfnj rip duke
God i love seeing everything connected and all these people together
Needy Beasts!
Oh no Kale
And Kale killed the audio guy
Oh poor Kale
OH NO ITS PLAYING
Ooh Holloways playing over it
Oh i love this
DUKE AND HOLLOWAY TOGETHER :))))
OH THEY FORGOT IT OOHHHHH AND THATS WHY THERE WAS ABSOTULEY NOTHING WITH KILLER TRACK IN HONEY QUEEN
DUKE
“The lanky goon”
Oh wow i understand why duke punched kale but im still surprised he’d every punch anyone
Oh oh no Kale oh no
OH GOD KALE
Aww Duke going on about him being the hero so proud of himself not knowing hehe
Oh a new persona? I wanna know all about her personas
Nooo dont say everyones gonna forgot about miss holloway noo dont :((
Shes gone :(
AND HES FORGOTTEN :(
HOLLOWAY or whatevr her new persona is
I literally missed the entrie convo between them bc of my dad
This songs a bop tho
THE BECKY BARNES BIT WITH THE IRISH ACCENT TOO AHAHFEFNSKLDJF
Paul is dead records?? Director Barry Swift??
Okay go the replay: I love Duke and… Holiday so much.
Alright so we're assuming that the girl that got hurt in shop class is Lex right? There's been the theory that Yellow Jacket is about Lex and I sure hope so so we can see what happened to her after Frank just disappeared for two weeks and what may have happened in shop class
She's a counsellor! The only school counsellor I'd trust!
Hey. Hey. Wait. Ofc this isn't Holloways first time changing persona. I wonder if Duke has met personas of her before, he probably has, I wonder how many times? Oh God this episode made be so emotional
#starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time season 2#nightmare time 2#nightmare time spoilers#nmts2#nmt2#nmts2 liveblog#nmt daddy#nmt2 daddy#killer track
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i’ve been marathoning the harry potter movies since im in quarantine and i’ve been taking some notes. i’ll post them all bc why not
sorcerer’s stone
harry knowing that there’s no post on sunday,, a genius
hedwig’s theme playing when harry looks out of the window and sees an owl flying by, very nice
hagrid doing magic at the house on the rock thing,, wouldnt the ministry be able to track that?? since there’s no wizard that lives there, they should be alerted?? or did they remove the trace from hagrid once he got expelled?? like does it work by the trace only or? bc if it doesn’t work by location then how would they know that a muggle witnessed the magic?? idk anymore
the kids staring at the nimbus 2000 and saying its the fastest model yet,, then the camera zooming on the handle w/ the background blurred -> the most straight forward foreshadowing
hagrid is actually the worst person to take harry on his tour situation,, like bro literally left him in the middle of a train station
the weasleys and harry going to the platform while theres a shit ton of ppl walking around,,, statute of secrecy where??
the great hall is on the first floor?? i thought it was on the ground floor
ew the hats
i wish the movies had dumbledore’s weird few words speeches
“theres not one witch or wizard that went bad that wasnt in slytherin” broooo
mcgonagall is so savage i love her
snape is an asshole
a crap ton of chessboards in the great hall study hall scene,, foreshadowing the challenges?
madam hooch really yeeted herself out of neville’s way
✨🥰 oliver wood 🥰✨✨
harry really wiped the troll buggers on his robe,, disgusting
snapes hair is lowkey on fleek tho,,
making most of the slytherins ugly bc they’re the “evil” house is just a disservice to all the inbreeding
hermione setting snape on fire is truly iconic and very extra tbh like sis why tf would u know a spell like that
seasonal transition wasnt that great tbh
overall the directing style is kinda basic
“not in the restricted section,,” rule breaking hermione is the best hermione
dumbledore’s handwriting is so extra and loopy like tf?? but it fits his character
the hedwig flying season transition was good
“immortal?” “it means you’ll never die.” “i know what it means!”
50 points each for being out of bed??? wtf is this point system
filtch saying there’s werewolves in the forbidden forest,,, thats illegal sir
hagrid calling the trio by their first names but draco by his last,, we love favoritism
harry’s thoughts r so ridiculous,, “snape doesnt want the stone for himself, he wants it for voldemort!” lmaoo wtf,, evidence pls sir,, u don’t even know he was a death eater. was it the bad vibes?? bc same
harry figuring out that the person who gave hagrid the dragon egg is voldy,, a genius
“kill us faster?? now i can relax!!” ron is so iconic i love him
“lucky we didnt panic!” “lucky hermione pays attention in herbology”
how is it that harry’s hand burned quirrel but not the skin on harry’s neck?? that shit makes no sense
yeah i really cant imagine this dumbledore fighting voldy in movie 5
hermione’s headband in the reunion scene is so cute i love it
chamber of secrets:
how is dobby even allowed to just jump on the bed?? like is it bc harry isnt his master that he can do smth like that
“dobby has heard about harry potter’s kindness” or whatever,, bro u work for the malfoys either the elves gossip or draco is waxing poetry about harry
aunt petunia saying “we have ice-cream” after that whole affair is just ridiculous
DIAGONALLY
this seems like the extended version bc i dont remember the borgin and bruks scene to be that long
the close ups with lucius and ginny’s books r insane lmao like chris columbus made it so obvious
also mr weasley’s acting is so funny like its so exaggerated
lucius malfoy is so dramatic and extra we love it
also lucius knowing hermione’s name and “draco’s told me all about you”??? bro whats with draco?? lmaoo
snape really got mad with the whole car business
mandrakes r fucking weird bro how did jkr come up with that
PERCY WALKING WITH PENELOPE CLEARWATER??? HOW DID I MISS THAT??
omg colin had so many lines?? wow
omg erol with the fucking howler,, iconic
ron’s facial expressions?? pure comedy, rupret is so good
LOCKHEART REALLY SAID “GOOD GIRL” THEN WINKED AT HERMIONE
“pesky piksy pescinomy” this bitch dumb
“why is it always me?” poor neville
omfg ✨🥰 oliver wood 🥰✨
ahh using the seeker position for fighting
ew draco used the m-word
the shit the basilisk is saying is so lame lmaoo
how does harry not recognize that he’s hearing a different language?? or does parsaltongue act weird
HOW IS THE WHOLE SCHOOL IN THE SAME CORRIDOR???
“i know the counter-curse that could’ve spared her” bitch the dirty looks he got?? omfg
the movies would’ve been 500% better if they had lee jordan’s iconic quidditch commentary
“scarhead” “TRAINING FOR THE BALLET, POTTER?”
“what did you expect?? pumpkin juice??” madam pomfery is a queen
dobby is dumb dumb
“who am i, hedwig? what am i?”
“reading? i didnt know you could read?”
“look at my face” “look at your tail!”
“you can’t cancel quidditch!”
“oh harry, if you die down there, you’re welcome to share my toilet”
lockheart: do you live here? ron: no *smacks him in the head with a rock*
“voldemort is my past, present and future” are all slytherins this dramatic??
the tension between hermione and ron in the last feast was insane
justin filtch fletchy is so ugly im so sorry i cant
prisoner of azkaban:
im sorry but harry doing underage illegal magic pisses me off every time
aunt marge 🤢
“do they use a cane boy?” “oh yeah, i’ve been beaten loads of times”
that whole scene is so chaotic
“you cant do magic outside of school!” “oh yeah? try me”
sirius really dumb for barking at harry like it makes no sense
the knight bus is probably one of the best things in this movie
“whatcha doing down there??” “i fell over” “whacha fell over for?” “i didnt do it on purpose!” “well come on then, lets not wait for the grass to grow”
harry leans over and looks for the grim, stan: “whatcha looking at?”
“yeah take it away ernie,, its gonna be a bumpy ride”
this whole thing is written and directed so perfectly
i hate how they replaced tom bc it really made no sense
all the bits of magic in the leaky caldron is so genius
fudge reminds me of trump but like dumber
the blue lighting and coloring is just great, it fits the colder vibe of the story (not like HBP with the hazy/blurry effect)
ugh the glass and mirror transitions are one of my favorite things,, alfonso curon really did that
i love the weasleys,, also everyone looks great in this movie
omg the scene with arthur talking to harry about sirius with the sirius poster always being in sight?? amazing
contrast of light and darkness just echos the whole dementor vs patronus situation
i dont even understand why remus took the train other than for the nostalgia
the lights slowly turning off in the different carriages?? amazing
the visual representation of the dementors’ effect is great
REMUS!!!
i wish there was more emotion from remus when he’s talking about sirius,, like that was one of his only friends
snape clapping literally twice for remus,, ajhshsh
ahh the placement of the slytherin and gryffindor tables right beside each other to increase the tension and further the plot
oh yea the new dumbledore, also cool hat he has
omg the new fat lady painting
omg the candy scene?? so cute i love lads being lads. that scene just echo’s dumbledore’s light in the dark quote bc its storming outside at night and they’re creating a happy environment within the dark especially with the dementors
ah yes the clock references + following the bird to show us important parts of hogwarts and putting the whomping willow in the forefront
ron’s reading of harry’s tea leaves,, still on point tho. ron really has a knack for divination
buckbeak! omg drapple
draco is so hot especially with that ring also the slytherin pins??
“oh yeah, terribly funny, really witty. god, this place has gone to the dogs”
the kids look so messy i love it + harry’s uneven tie
HERMIONE CLINGING TO RONS ARM!!
“its killed me! your gonna regret this, you and your bloody chicken”
omg the boggart lesson
“riddikulus!” “this class is ridiculous”
fuck snape!
draco really pushed someone with his bandaged arm
remus is such an amazing professor i love him and i just miss him so much
ugh harry in this hoodie?? amazing
remus and harry’s conversation with the music :(( lily :((
wtf is that eye painting??
percy screaming about being head boy,, bro stfu
sirius is such a dramatic little bitch i love it
seasonal changes marked by the wimping willow
“turn to page 394”
what a fucking rude ass bitch,, i hate snape
harry really be seeing the grim everywhere
i wish they had “wheres wood?” “trying to drown himself in the shower”
winter transition with hedwig! + clock tower
“come and join the big boys”
i just adore this scene of the twins giving harry the map (bro i really want a series about the marauders)
whos that skinny bitch with draco???
harry’s way too rash tbh
also mcgonagall being also too nonchalant about the whole marauder’s situation?? like those werent your students
remus is a soft boy dark academia icon
if only dumbledore wasnt a dumbass,, remus could have been uncle moony raising harry with sirius
ron’s nightmare scene?? iconic
“my dad didnt strut. nor do i” umm james potter was also a drama queen sooo probably strutting
“you, YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH” “hermione no, he’s not worth it”
sirius’ dog form really looks like a rabid dog omfg
the part where hermione grabs harry while she’s on the wimping willow omfg
“only one will die tonight” YOU DRAMATIC BITCH UR NOT MAKING THIS BETTER
“finally the flesh reflects the madness within” “well you’d know all about the madness within, wouldn’t you remus?”
why the fuck is the shreaking shack is swaying in the wind??
QUARRELING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE
why the fuck didnt they knock peter out?? like tf?? they’re actually dumb dumb there were so many ways for this to go right
this man really sent 2 13-year-olds on this dumbass mission
buckbeak really beat up remus,, “professor lupin’s having a really tough night”
harry’s a fucking psycho with this patronus bullshit,, i cant
can they stop screaming while flying on buckbeak?? someone might hear them
im still mad sirius didnt get his name cleared,, so much would’ve changed
“we did it” “did what? goodnight” i fucking hate dumbledore and his mindlessness omfg sometimes i wanna punch him in the face
fuck snape for outing remus as a werewolf,,, but also he really didnt have to resign. like istg wheres the marauder energy when it comes to defying everyone??
i wish the movies had went into the marauders’ history :(( its one of my favorite aspects of the series
#harry potter#harry potter movies#philosopher's stone#chamber of secrets#prisoner of azkaban#hermione granger#ronald weasley#remus lupin#sirius black#severus snape#albus dumbledore#minerva mcgonagall#movie marathon#notes#harry potter notes
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Dating Han Jisung
*before we start can I just say how hot that gif is*
A/n: not requested but I need more han content (she says like she hasn't already checked her masterlist twenty times and it isn't filled with him)
REQUESTS OPEN
Warnings: Swearing probably, Jisung being the love of my life uwu
First off
Reader you are one lucky bitch to be dating Han Peter Jisung
Can I be you?
Probably the more emotional one out of the two of you
He is just so passionate about everything he does and he would definitely be the same in a relarionship
You guys were probably good friends before dating
Definitely has a key to your apartment
Some mornings you will just wake up and Jisung will just be there sleeping next to you
Fluffy haired jisung in the morning fucking kill me why do I do this
"Sung?"
"Mmph..."
"One more minute?"
"Nrrggh...."
"Okay."
When he does spend the night he usually goes to bed after you
Never really sleeping in the same position
His favorite is sleeping behind you and holding onto your waist with one of his legs in between yours
That way he can snuggle into your shoulder or the crook of your neck
Also (like my Jungkook one) probably met your parents on accident
Your parents came over for dinner one night and were shocked when a random boy walked in wearing baggy sweatpants, a hoodie and a hat
"Uhh.....-this is 403 yes? I didn't walk into the wrong house again did I?"
"Who are you?"
Jisung literally looking at the next apartment number before concluding it was in fact your apartment
"Sung? Oh my God!"
Poor little shocked baby
Parents are floored when you greet him with a kiss on the cheek
"Mom, dad...this is Han Jisung. He is my boyfriend."
Cue nervous laughter and smile from Han
He literally just came from a dance practice and looks a sweaty mess and now is meeting parents.....
Someone kill him now
Does his best to make a better first impression
Your parents don't really like him at first
Not because of him but because he is an idol
They don't think he will have enough time for you and he might never have a stable income
It really stresses him out because Jisung just really likes you and wants everything to be perfect
After they leave he has a mini meltdown because the both of you could tell it went badly
"They hate me, Y/n!"
"So?"
"So! Y/n when I ask your father if I can marry you someday he'll say 'Nope sorry. You're a douche who can't earn money for my daughter. Leave and go shove a fist up your ass!'"
It becoming your first big fight
It doesn't really....end.
You both decide that it isn't good for you relationship if you just dwell on it so you decide to cross that bridge when it comes
Eventually your parents grow to really love Jisung (especially your mom)
Jisung is a mothers son in law dream let's be honest guys
Huge fan of PDA for two reasons
1: he can shove the fact he has a girlfriend in the boys faces
2: he just really like having some sort of contact with you
We all know Han has a little bit of an ego and a lot of confidence but I think some of that goes away when the cameras are off
When he reaches out to you most of the time it's like he is seeking comfort or he gets a little nervous
Big hand holder
Honestly I think he loves your hands
When he is especially nervous, self conscious, or embarrassed and you are with him he will gently play with your fingers
You being his muse
Stray kids dont really have a lot of songs about 'love' but Jisung has hundreds written about you
Horror movie are nowhere to be seen in your house
Han would probably really like to watch like dramas or really obscure and lesser known stuff
ALSO HIGH KEY THINK YOU GUYS WOULD WATCH TEEN WOLF
It's like your couple show
Him wanting to go as Stiles and Lydia for Halloween
Dates are always 'chill'
Playing Crash Bandicoot in the dorms and making fun of each other cause you both suck
Going to hole in the wall restaurants
Both of you trying to learn to cook
"Y/n is this supposed to be brown?"
"I don't know. Is salmon usually brown?"
You've talked about moving in together but he doesn't want to until you both decide to go public
The boys loving you
You being the biggest STAY ever
Jisung doesn't like to leave you behind when he is on tour so he and his manager found a way to disguise you as one of the staff so you could get on the plane with them
Falling asleep on his shoulder almost immediately
Him working on lyrics while you sleep
Sadly all the effort the staff and him did went to waste when Seungmin and Felix accidently posted a selfie where you and Han were in the seat behind them and Han was kissing your forehead while you were latched onto his arm
None of the boys found out until after the flight when they could use their phones again.
There were more fans than normal at the airport and all of them were bombarding Jisung with questions
One of the fans got through the barrier and launched herself at you
Han immediately dropped his stuff and tried to get her off of you with Changbin's help
Security eventually intervened and paparazzi were very happy with the pictures they got of him looking worried at you in his arms
After that Security started to break and fans started running at the both of you screaming questions
Which caused the two of you to run through the airport trying to escape the fans
The two of you were just two 19 year olds. You didnt know how to deal with this
So the two of you just camped out in the boys bathroom with you sitting in Jisung's lap waiting for security
With your relationship out Han shows you off proudly and STAYs have reacted more kindly than before
Jisung now uses the skz insta account as your personal couple account
Photos via Seungmin because he was sorry about the plane thing
A couple months after he moves in with you
Living with him isn't all that different from before except slightly more to clean
You guys are either always full of energy and doing something or extremely tired and just want to sit around with each other
You both feed off of each other so when one is tired the other starts to kind of feel the same
You definitely said 'I love you' first
He did love you
Very much
He just wanted to tease you a little bit
Anytime you said it he would smile and kiss you before walking away
You were walking out after a shower when he just said it out of the blue
"You're sure it's not because I'm half naked."
"That's 10% of the reason."
Definitely he is more a kissing guy
Gives the best hugs ever tho
One arm around you shoulder or holding your head to his chest and the other wrapped tightly around your waist
Playing with his fluffy hair so he can fall asleep
SLIGHTLY 18+ CONTENT TO FOLLOW
Han definitely has a hair kink
Loves when you pull on his hair
Boy is a motherfucking dom and you can fight me
Rarely a switch but when he is boy is he bratty
I can see him loving shower sex
Very very generous in bed
Would never do bondage with you
Always makes sure you feel comfortable
Literally the best at aftercare
You both have for sure fucked in the studio
This boy has vocals on stage and off ;)
Foreplay? Don't know her.
Jisung definitely has a lot of sexual energy but he never really likes to plan out if sex is going to happen even like an hour before hand
Therefore there isnt a set amount of times a week or even a month you do the deed
OKAY IM DONE WITH HAN BEING HOT IN BED OKAY
I think other than his hair God damn your favorite part of him might be his nose or his lips
Cause fuck he has the most beautiful smile
Dating Jisung would literally be the best thing in the world
It would be like dating your soulmate and your bestfriend.
God how did I bias wreck myself when my bias is Han?
Requests are open for imagines, preferences and other stuff!
Masterlist
#kpop#kpop imagines#kpop preferences#stray kids#stray kids imagines#stray kids requests#rubber ducky you're the one#stray kids preferences#kpop requests#stray kids angst#stray kids reactions#stray kids au#han jisung#stray kids fluff#straykids#han jisung imagine#han jisung au#han jisung college au#han jisung smut#han smut#han jisung oneshot#han jisung scenario#han fluff#jisung fluff#jisung imagine#jisung smut#han squirrel#squirrel#han jisung airport look
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homecoming feelings inc (spoilers: most of them will look something like i love tony stark i LOVE tony stark i loVE TONY STARK I LOVE ad nauseum)
peters video recording of civil war what an absolute babe
“thats not a hug im reaching for the door” (yeah right tony we all know you crave human contact)
why does peter know spanish?
peter taking time to pet the cat *_*
peter desperately looking for ways to help and giving that lady directions,,,, my son
“why did i mention the churro”
peter saving the cat and handing it back to the shop owner LIKE OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE HIM
michelle doing situps with her book
no one will convince me flash doesnt have a massive gay crush on peter parker yall, i mean cmon?? HE MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM CLASSIC CRUSH SIGNS,,, hes legitimately obsessed with him, like i’m not kidding i can’t remember the specifics but several times i was like ok this is just kinda coded like hes into peter actually?
“you’re here too” “am i?” truly the best scene in the film michelle is a gift and zendaya is our glorious goddess who has bestowed this wonder on us
god the van scene, i immediately loved donald glover but that could be bc hes cute. but the thing is, this movie did such a Job of making peter immature. like i was continuously frustrated with him bc he was so markedly different and less mature than any of the other heroes. he screwed up again and again and again and the kidness of him was so well done. like it infuriated me half the time. but damn it was well done
TONY INSTALLED A HEATER IN PETERS SUIT
TONY WAS PAYING SO MUCH ATTENTION TO PETER THAT HE NOTICED WHEN THINGS WENT POORLY
TONY LISTENED TO THE PROBABLY HUNDREDS OF REPORTS PETER SENT AND REMEMBERS THE FUCKING CHURRO
tony wants to talk to peter about his college plans
tony stark is the best dad ever, and really in general he is the best person ever and no one will ever tell me that there is a person with a better heart in the MCU BECAUSE THERE IS FUCKING NOT
TONY STARK IS TOO GOOD FOR ALL OF US WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM
poor ned :( “that hats not working” i was really mad at peter for the way he kept ditching all hsi real life friends
kinda glad vulture killed that guy what a disrespectful douche
“i thought that was the anti gravity gun” “wHAT NO” hmMmMmMm I LOVE
also he treats his other ppl with a lot of respect and later the ppl still think they can leave and like, thats cool
michelle noticing what peters quit already
i have a hot date with black widow later
that is false
another long one: i didnt super buy peters crush on liz. it felt really faked because he never really made choices for her, and i get that he was more into spiderman but i never felt the significance of the crush... i think that was played over a little bit too much
also i dont think ive been this impressed with a villain in the marvel franchise since loki. vulture was so compellingly realistic. i know they tried that shit with whats his face from civil war but he was so irrelevant i didnt care. vulture was relevant, scary, but also emotionally compelling
fucking taser web
you jumped off the sign and landed on your face
i love karen
i read a post about tony coding an AI thats emotionally encouraging and invested in peters life bc tony is invested in peters life and like iw ant to die
i just dont want to celebrate something built by slaves
THE GUARDS LIKE PREACH
michelle is a gift
“kiss her peter”
“thank you”
donald glover I HAVE A NEPHEW YEEEEEEEEEE BOY GIVE ME MILES I DESERVE IT
the whole interrogation scene was golden,,,, “NEVER DO THAT AGAIN KAREN”
you’re a criminal!!! you deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye!! criminal!! i love peter so much
TONY STARK CALLING TO TELL PETER WHAT A GOOD JOB HE DID IN DC TONY STARK BEING A SUPPORTIVE, GOOD PARENT AND WANTING TO MAKE SURE PETER KNOWS HE IS PAYING ATTENTION
peter just keeps causing disaster after disaster
that whole ferry scene had me cringing
but he tried so hard to help everyone!!
tonys anger after it was totally warranted. i dont blame him for taknig the suit.
MY FAVORITE LINE: if you really cared you’d be here AND TONY MOTHERFUCKING STEPS OUT OF THE SUIT
and god rdj brings the fuCKING PAIN you can see how panicked he is how muc hhe doesnt want to hurt peter but how SCARED he is bc peter isnt listening to him and god!!! what if something happened to peter!! you can hear the self loathing and the pain that hes carrying from all the other movies all he wants to do is make sure nothing happens to peter or anyone else
tony listened to peter to try and stop the vulture, tony takes him seriously!!!!!!!!!!! tony is such a good dad and such a good person and HOLY SHIT!! TONY STARK!!!!!!!!!
hes hurting so much in that scene he doesnt wanna be like howard HE DROPPED EVERYTHING TO GO HELP PETER IM UNDONE
also look how well peter got back on track after he lost the suit
still ??? at the liz scene tho?? i just didnt feel that relationship much at all, there wasnt anything there
PLOT TWIST PLOT TWIST PLOT TWIST
MMMM THATS SOME GOOOOOOD SHIT
and once again vulture is incredibly compelling bc that brings a whole new context to why his face changed re: dc and why he didnt try to kill peter on the ferry
michelle doing the casual flip-off, god i love her so much??
holy shit peter in the wreckage, tom holland go off that acting tore my heart in half AND THEN HE REMEMEBRED TONY WORDS
CMON SPIDERMAN I AM SOBBING
FLASH ASKING DO YOU REALLY KNOW PETER PARKER HES IN LOVE
vultures desperation in this final scene is,,,wow, you fucking feel it, it makes sense. hes such a compelling villain.
peter saving vulture what a fucking babe
liz really is a sweet girl i wish i’d believed the crush more bc she deserves all the love
my friends call me mj YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS gimme that michelle/peter RN
michelle acting like she doesnt care and then THAT LOOK THAT LOOOOK OMG ZENDAYA KILLED ME HOW DID SHE CONVEY SO MUCH ACTUAL LOVE AND COMPASSION AND CRUSH 101 IN A 2 SECOND CLIP YALL
happy in the bathroom. goodbye to me.
can we talk about tony? being so ecstatic that peter did all this? tony saying thatw as the tough love moment you needed and being so convinced that it wasnt and so convinced by his own acting that he could never actulally ahve inspired anything like that so hes just going to blaze ahead and not even acknowledge that yes!! it was actually!!!!!!!! he was a great father figurei n that moment and in this whole movie
but he doesn’t believe that so he’s just going to keep being sarcastic to cover up for the fact that he doesnt think any of this had almost anything to do with him and everthing to do with peter
bc he has no concept of his own self-worth and yet to contrast that he directly inflates it and is so used to ppl disregarding it and accusing him of having an ego that even in this moment when he does something really amazing he makes it about his fake-ass ego and doesn’t let anyone actually give him credit for anything bc he is too busy giving himself fake-credit that he uses as an excuse in every other scene to call himself a piece of shit,,, that other ppl use to call him that bc ppl cant see through it bc he doesnt actually WANT anyone looking too closely, and yet, in this scene, he seems to be using it to exempt peter from actually acknowledging what he did was good bc hahaha im a self-congratulatory egomaniac
anyway hahahaha i love tony stark
also he is sad, he wants peter to stay with him, but he lets it go bc he recognizes it was the mature choice (and probably not the one he’d ahve made)
hes so proud of peter i want to die
PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE RING!!
they’re both so confused about happy and the ring i love it
PEPPER!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE BACK!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING JESUS BC IF SOMEONE DIDNT LOVE TONY STARK IN THIS DARK TIME THEN IW OULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO BREAK INTO THIS FICTIONAL REALM AND DO IT MYSELF
that little kiss was everything she lvoes him i love them
ugh
this movie was gr8 a++++
i love my son tony stark and his son peter parker and his future wife michelle
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