Hose Me Down

Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen | Rated E, 5k words, complete

Max pointed the hose at the sky and pressed his thumb into the spray, causing it to lightly rain over the whole car, and Charles. Max’s eyes were fixated on where the wet spray of the hose had plastered Charles’ shirt to his nipples. He licked his lips and Charles felt a pang of arousal zip down his spine.

“Charles, how am I supposed to do anything with you washing the car like a pornstar?”

part of the golf whiskey romeo series (this is the follow up to La Rentrée)

read on ao3

keep thinking about how cytherea's usual social circle was the universe's most toxic polycule each of whom were independently insufferable, and gideon prime who was two people in one body both thirsting after the same terrible woman, and what a breath of fresh air it must have been for her to hang out at canaan house with a new bunch of deranged fuck ups who weren't her problem (or not for long!) and get to watch all the drama and chaos unfold (mostly) from the sidelines with only the occasional homicidal nudge to spice things up

like just third house alone would have been a dark sitcom (hell any single one of those three would have been) and then there's harrow the bone nun and whatever the fuck was going on with silas and colum (the fact mercymorn would have hated them would only have made it funnier) and gideon of course and all the others to varying degrees. I mean yeah she had a lot of stuff going on (a lot of irons in the fire if you will) but that was probably the best entertainment she'd had in thousands of years. so happy for ms cytherea "jod forbid women do anything" the first I hope she had a great time

okay youre very scary tybalt, but why do you know romeo from voice alone? 🤨 and in a crowded ballroom, no less??

c&c latest comic prominently features queer art about mourning 🤨 one of them will die in 3 days

To the Obviously Christian Anon who tried to give me shit about my demonic gay throuple xianxia fanfic: you are the funniest bitch I know.

My phone just autocorrected "Sara's minisode" to "Satan's minister" and i'm like 80% I could create a corporate conspiracy theory right now

僕の竜騎士💙

bold of way to say charlie must have been putting thoughts into babe's head or something because he's changed since he met him lol

coincidence? i think NOT!

Tubbo likes to act like he's over his creek phase... In his latest vlog he went boxing. You know who else boxes? Tweek from South Park.

very funny to Me that the call sign “cyclone” implies that admiral jon hamm’s flying style was probably much closer to maverick’s than to iceman’s so is his distaste for mav like when a dog barks at its own reflection

one of you is also a mutual on my main account (I think) but I won't say anything hehe. it's just a fun fact that I know

All casual outfits done... Yippee

Also

every so often you'll be reading a fanfic about jamie mccrimmon and you'll be hit with the utter dead certainty that the writer was at least a little bit thinking about jamie fraser and just. 😐

time being a flat circle and all

if i had a pound for every irish queer coming-of-age film starring fionn o'shea that featured two closeted gay characters discovering each other's sexualities by seeing each other at a gay club and reenacting this post:

i would have two pounds.

which might not be a lot but by god its a specific trope.

ennead anti fans are so silly. "I read the incest noncon porn story but there's too much incest, noncon and porn in it" babe ur never gonna believe this.............. u are reading fetish porn. the story isn't good "desipte the gross stuff", it's good because the author believes in their story. Including the gross stuff