#🛸 : 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 ▎ boy meets earth
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( 📂 ) Noh has experienced numerous and very brief spurs of fashion choices based on the appearances of famous musicians. When he first listened to Elvis Presley, he, of course, thought it would be fantastic to dress as the king of rock until he was told it would be quite the contrary; he was further confused by the fact people do dress as him, primarily in Las Vegas. After listening to Michael Jackson, he sought out the silver glitter glove, 20s era suit, and fedora. So forth, and so forth.
( 📂 ) Candy has been hit or miss for the alien. While a great deal of chocolate has been a delight, things like poprocks immediately alarmed him as he thought they were a bioweapon. Hard and sour candies, such as warheads and lemonheads, nearly caused him to choke more than once before he was resigned to believe they were evil.
( 📂 )When he was part of Norman Osborn’s “Dark Avengers”, he found as many excuses as possible not to be in the tower with the rest of his teammates; seeing their actions and hearing their sentiments sickened him. When he was there, he was typically only there to sleep or. . . to sleep with others.
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( 📂 ) Cliff misses all his senses — what sane or insane person wouldn’t? To make up for the sensation of touch, Cliff will sit outside in full sun and pretend he can feel the warmth of solar energy. Sometimes he actually thinks he can feel something, or maybe that’s just his wiring melting... Either way, heat seeking reptiles enjoy soaking up the heat from Cliff’s metal body.
( 📂 ) Frank learned to be very, very wary of all his possessions while in the service. During his first month in boot camp, someone jizzed inside his shampoo bottle. A lesson was learned. Years later, Billy played a “prank” on Frank as a reminder of their old rookie days; Billy claimed the jizz wasn’t his own which made the while thing even stranger.
( 📂 ) Deep held onto the belief of the existence of mermaids far beyond an appropriate age; he used to daydream he’d get laid by a bunch when he got older.
( 📂 ) Benjamin used to watch porn in order to learn how to kiss, preparing for the day Julie and he would “inevitably” end up together. The porn itself never did anything for him.
( 📂 ) The thought of his mother has crossed Bullseye’s mind more times than he’d admit. Not remembering what she looked like or even her name, his brain defaults to associating her with Natasha or Elektra when she appears in his dreams during rare occasions. It leaves him feeling very weird upon waking up, enough that he is half tempted to look up her information in order to clear dumb dreams from his sleeping mind.
( 📂 ) Ever since coming into possession of the ant-suit and forming bonds with hymenopterans, Scott has generally grown much more empathetic and kind toward all invertebrates. He’s even become strongly opposed to the use of pesticides!
( 📂 ) When Noh can’t decide on which song to listen to, he’ll play several at the same time; he was annoyingly notorious for doing that when he first heard music on Earth. He’s settled down a bit since then.
( 📂 ) Remy abhors branded super hero merchandise especially if its Avenger themed; he thinks it’s in bad taste and benefits no one.
( 📂 ) Spencer is tempted to whittle his own chess pieces, but he knows he’ll end up losing a finger or losing too much blood from a laceration despite taking all the necessary precautions.
( 📂 ) No matter how many years pass, Dorian dislikes the taste and aroma of basil; it reminds him too much of the past
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( 📂 ) Noh enjoys, rather prefers using his fingers to eat sushi. He’s certain he can learn to use chopsticks with time, however those two little sticks seem entirely bizarre.
( 📂 ) When Noh first saw a record player, he believed it to be a communications system to talk to aliens. He also initially believed vinyls were a weapon used to decaptiate enemies. After learning they were tied to record players, he then believed all of human history was sealed within and messages were transmitted to other creatures.
( 📂 ) Moonstone left quite the impression on Noh. Until he slept with someone else, he thought all sex with Earthlings involved violence, regret, and hurling insults. It wasn’t the worst night of his life, but it was odd and a learning experience, to say the least.
▋ 𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴 𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑫 . . . . . 📂 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 @cogitatis . . . ┖ send 📂 for a random & useless headcanon ┒
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