wow i cant believe im the main character in a goose.bumps book /j

(REBLOGS appreciated! i love reading tags! <3)

begging shirtless deimos to stop showing up when im trying to look up references on pinterest

biggest reason why im not drowning in pussy is because i cant stop thinking about the stupid fucking fnaf movie

on that picture of f1nn5ter wearing a hat that says "he/him" and a shirt that says "girl" people are reblogging with tags like "oh my god his gender is sooo crazy he's operating on levels unknown to anyone before !!!!!holy shitfuck!!!!! his gender is so quantum so inscrutable!" like what is so hard to understand. he/him girl. it's right on his clothes in the pic. you really can't wrap your mind around he/him girl.

What if instead of angels slipping their weapons out of their sleeves all the time they instead reached up and pulled them down from heaven, in a way. They lift their hand and draw it down and as they do their blade forms in their palm with a pulse of silvery light.

willem da foe you cant do this to me image

god i love jay

*puts everything down* im still a sheltered person like im still a little kid who watches tv all day instead of going outside to play with the kids bc my mom's sleeping all day from her night shifts and told me not to go outside and even for a 24 year old, i need to go out more often and have more fun

bit wh*rish 😧

my parents asking me what im doing all day if im not looking at grad schools or at jobs. well ill have you know that not killing myself is a full time job

things i would like to do in the coming days:

stop feeling like i’m actively dying. this one’s out of my control but i’m hoping.

talk to the girl in that one class where we had to do partners and preferably hit it off with her so we can be friends instead of me being stuck with some dude until may. oh my god that sounds like hell what if i killed myself. this guy. until MAY? you’re joking. it’s been two days and i’m actively hoping to get rid of him i can’t make it to may. oh my god. anyway i’d like to get that sorted and with any luck she’ll be in the classroom early and he won’t be there yet so i can talk to her without it being awkward.

rewatch the hunger games mockingjay movies (i never have. and i saw them a year ago now)

read book

eat better. tomorrow’s thursday so i’ll be at home after that and i’m way better at eating there so this will be doable

Syndromes unfiltered straight from the crock pot.

he’s a 10 but he manipulated you into killing three people. he’s a 10 but he has severe childhood trauma that fucked up his perception of love and self worth. he’s a ten but he has an addiction to slushies. he’s a ten but he really wants to be a dad. he’s a ten but he fantasizes about his high school blowing up.

No but it really is about Crowley Supernatural in season FIVE episode TEN listening to a song that goes okay, so your heart’s broken. You sit around moping, crying, crying. You say you’re even thinking about dying? Well, before you do anything rash, dig this. Everybody plays the fool sometimes! There’s no exception to the rule. Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel, I ain’t lying. Everybody plays the fool! Falling in love is such an easy thing to do, and there’s no guarantee that the one you love is gonna love you. Loving eyes, they cannot see a certain person could never be. Love runs deeper than any ocean, it clouds your mind with emotion! Everybody plays the fool, sometimes! There’s no exception to the rule. Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel. I want to tell you that, everybody plays the fool! How can you help it when the music starts to play, and your ability to reason is swept away? Heaven on earth is all you see, you’re out of touch with reality. And now you cry, but when you do, next time around someone cries for you. Everybody plays the fool, sometimes! They use your heart like a tool! Listen, baby, they never tell you so in school. I want to say it again, everybody plays the fool!