Louis can wear clothes he stole from a scarecrow in the 1950′s and have a dust coat all over himself that is an inch thick and he will still make all these bitches twitch and writhe and foam at the mouth, so check mate beauty industry. 

I need him biblically. Carnally. I need to replace the entire white blood cell count of my body with his sperm cells 😩

I GOT HIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!! 🙏😭😭😍

I see you and whine...

In desperation to touch your soft skin, and smell the floral scents wafting off your silky hair. With the gnawing need to kiss and taste you. As the urge to devour and possess you radiates through my muscles. To sink to my knees and gaze up at you with the adoration a goddess deserves.

Seeing you unravels the very fabric of my being until I am nothing more than a writhing bundle of desire. Every unspoken plea for your attention scorching my insides, and melting all semblance of civility.

I am yours, and you don't even know it.

I am so fucking feral I think I need to be hospitalized

You know that SNL sketch where they try to figure out why Benedict Cumberbatch is hot and on Aidy Bryant is like “my feelings can be best expressed in a series of noises” - that’s me about this

HANDSOME ALERT!!!!!

he's so beautifully big and round and look at those PAWS hfugifhbsjskghskgk 😍🥚🐻💜💕💘

Posting the song im listening to isnt enough i need to beam it into my mutuals brain

I am actually going insane. Do you think a mentally stable person would make this

Johan screenshots from The Goblin of Boulder Wood that make me wanna squeeze the life out of him 🩷🩷🩷 (Part 5)

thinking about Him...

for the oc ship suggestions: how about lola and jestiny OR lola and jess black? 👀

LIZ. LIZ I'M YELLING. Lola and Jessie would be INSUFFERABLE to everyone else, especially Mary May, she thought Jessie and John were bad wait until the two most normcore girls are making out on her bar after getting hammered and singing livin' la vida loca. The vibes would be impeccable (weird as hell but in a hot way). Lola would not only be not weirded out by Jessie's "what's his deal" era, she would make one of these vvv (but pretty and w pink)

(she doesn't care what his deal is but she's a supportive gf and she likes arts n crafts <3). OVERALL I RATE THIS HYPOTHETICAL SHIP NORM/AL 💕

AND I'M GLAD U ALSO MENTIONED JESS. BC I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS. Would Lola annoy the hell out of Jess? Yes. Would Jess be super into Lola murdering and maiming peggies? Also yes. Would they make out sloppy style if left alone for five seconds? Absolutely. But any chemistry and bubbling romance would probably be snubbed out bc Lola simply CANNOT follow instructions and would go guns a blazin in every scenario and Jess would get frustrated over her stealth/stake outs being ruined in 0.5 seconds. In a perfect world they could live out of a car and travel the country and make out but the reaping is homophobic and hates women.

the last of us got me feeling the entire range of human emotions every damn episode bro

2018 benji was so beautiful 😍 he’s so beefy now 💪

2018 benji and 2022 benji are sooo different. he's gorgeous in both years but for me, 2018 hits different