my pocket shrine and prayer beads for when i’m on vacation :)
hail hermes! 🐄🪶
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Mei | 24yo | She/her | Tgirl | Anarchist | Chile | Interact when read
Formerly thesongzebrabyoneohtrixpointnever and puppygirlmei, but got terminated. Help me find my mutuals <3
NSFW SIDE BLOGS (18+): @monstercangirlmei & @meipuppygirl
Love my gfs @valpuduzz & @the-stars-are-alive <33
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HI FROM THE THIRD ROUND OF STREAMILY WITH ANDREW WINCOTT
"Claw fetishist" I WAS RIGHT WITH MY SMUT I FEEL VALIDATED
Also he replied to my question and now I must abandon my corvid nature to become a bovine, as per Campbell.
Anyway, Andrew talks about cats the way I talk about horses irl so yeah lol
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Can you call me a desperate loser
Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggts. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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my best bit is saying "we have a special celebrity with us, it's the baby from eraserhead" whenever there's a child screaming at work. no one else ever finds it funny but it's a bit for me really
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