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ascnsion · 2 years

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( 📂 ) Cliff misses all his senses — what sane or insane person wouldn’t? To make up for the sensation of touch, Cliff will sit outside in full sun and pretend he can feel the warmth of solar energy. Sometimes he actually thinks he can feel something, or maybe that’s just his wiring melting... Either way, heat seeking reptiles enjoy soaking up the heat from Cliff’s metal body.

( 📂 ) Frank learned to be very, very wary of all his possessions while in the service. During his first month in boot camp, someone jizzed inside his shampoo bottle. A lesson was learned. Years later, Billy played a “prank” on Frank as a reminder of their old rookie days; Billy claimed the jizz wasn’t his own which made the while thing even stranger.

( 📂 ) Deep held onto the belief of the existence of mermaids far beyond an appropriate age; he used to daydream he’d get laid by a bunch when he got older.

( 📂 ) Benjamin used to watch porn in order to learn how to kiss, preparing for the day Julie and he would “inevitably” end up together. The porn itself never did anything for him.

( 📂 ) The thought of his mother has crossed Bullseye’s mind more times than he’d admit. Not remembering what she looked like or even her name, his brain defaults to associating her with Natasha or Elektra when she appears in his dreams during rare occasions. It leaves him feeling very weird upon waking up, enough that he is half tempted to look up her information in order to clear dumb dreams from his sleeping mind.

( 📂 ) Ever since coming into possession of the ant-suit and forming bonds with hymenopterans, Scott has generally grown much more empathetic and kind toward all invertebrates. He’s even become strongly opposed to the use of pesticides!

( 📂 ) When Noh can’t decide on which song to listen to, he’ll play several at the same time; he was annoyingly notorious for doing that when he first heard music on Earth. He’s settled down a bit since then.

( 📂 ) Remy abhors branded super hero merchandise especially if its Avenger themed; he thinks it’s in bad taste and benefits no one.

( 📂 ) Spencer is tempted to whittle his own chess pieces, but he knows he’ll end up losing a finger or losing too much blood from a laceration despite taking all the necessary precautions.

( 📂 ) No matter how many years pass, Dorian dislikes the taste and aroma of basil; it reminds him too much of the past

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ascnsion · 2 years

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Kevin needed space, a good laugh, a place to collect his head — he required time away from humans, which truly was an oddity. Despite his god given gift to breathe underwater and all the crass fish jokes that were thrown his way since his powers developed, Kevin was not particularly fond of the sea nor the creatures living in the aquatic environment as much as he enjoyed drinking, photoshoots, and fucking on the terrestrial environment. There were one, two, ten reaaally great aquatic creatures he came across, and when humans and supes really tested his last nerves, he took the sea in search of dolphins.

Nothing partied like dolphins, and those little bastards could always rouse a laugh out of him after the no fucking message got across. It wasn’t quiet in the ocean, what with all the chatter of aquatic creatures vibrating through the water particles, and all the god damn disturbances from the boats on the surface. Deep swore he could hear another ton of garbage being piled into the sea, yet he was far away from the nearest ocean dumping sight. Spending time under the water was as much a stress relief as it made him hate humanity, which was extremely dangerous.

Schools of fish stayed away from not only the ravenous hunger of aggregating dolphins, but the boy’s club that was the gathering of mammals. Whales were fantastic, a little too sensitive however, and they stayed away from Kevin and his outrageous group of dolphins. With legs folded pretzel style, Kevin floated in place as ripples of laughter moved through his body. Laughter was short lived. Just like Homelander crushing his fragile ego, nothing ruined a party more than sharks.

Non-tetrapods were decent at best, and gnathostomes were even worse than aquatic invertebrates. Rays were pompous assholes ( and that was a lot coming from The Deep ), and sharks were shit covered hornets on PCP. Why was shark week a THING ? Clams deserved the attention more than sharks, at least clams knew when to shut up. All the dolphins and Kevin fell into unified silence, and the aquatic mammals swiftly swam to make a unified front at Deep’s side. Neither side said anything as one, two, three Great White Sharks emerged from the navy darkness of water into clearer waters.

A snarl formed at the edges of lips. Hatred shot from mammal to bony fish, back and forth. The trio of sharks swam within 30 meters from the mammals before they extended their front fin in unison, and then swam away in the direction they came from. The underwater FUCK YOU. The dolphins muttered curses and moved forward, however they didn’t swim half a meter out before Kevin extended a hand to stop them. ❝ Leave ‘em. They have better things to do, like tear off a surfer’s arms just to get on the six o’clock news. Bunch of egg shitters. ❞ The dolphins around him chirped with laughter and began making obscene gesticulations at the wake of the departing sharks.

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ascnsion · 2 years

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WHO IS THE MOST EXCITED FOR THE HOLIDAYS ?

Steve. Arguably the biggest fan of Christmas. He favors a traditional and lively Christmas, but he’s either too occupied to indulge the desire for a full blown extravaganza or spends the entire day with Sharon doing homey things. Every person on his contacts list receives a personalized card, and all close friends receive a present one month to two weeks in advance.

Scott. Popcorn garland, signing Christmas songs to embarrass his daughter, and bingeing on Holiday movies ? You bet. Unlike Steve, Scott will be damned if he lets anything get in the way of Christmas. Not only is it generally cheerful and a great excuse to pig out on sweets, Christmas reminds him of family. Sure Cassie is all grown and living with her mother, but Scott likes to pretend Christmas time is nothing but gleeful father-daughter bonding time. He goes all out for Cassie’s presents even if it means not being to pay rent for the month.

Remy. The Holiday season is nice . . you know, romantic. Really the optimal time for romantic gift giving, roaring fires, and snuggling up close to his partner. Remy doesn’t have any attachments to the Holiday season. If anything the Holiday season was prime time to pick-pocket people with entirely too much money before their spending spree began. He does like to do charitable things around the season ( mainly for children and mutant youths ), otherwise Remy can do without it.

Bullseye. He thinks blood looks nicer on snow, and it is nice shitting on people’s capitalist merriment with some death.

Cliff. Holidays ? You mean a spiral of depression and regrets ? If it wasn’t for Rita decorating Doom Manor, Cliff wouldn’t even know Christmas was around the corner.

Deep. Christmas was never a big part of Kevin’s life. Although he grew up in a Jewish household, his parents were far too occupied on the superhuman part of their son to make any effort for the holidays. Both parents were also very morally corrupt and did not instill any religion values onto their son. It really did not matter for Deep however. Between the supe camps, photoshoots, youth supe pageants, and his parents high regard for him, he was spoiled all year round. The notion of receiving presents only twice a year was absolutely absurd. It’s no surprise the merriment and ‘ giving spirit ‘ went way over his head.

Roy. Like most children who did not grow up with their birth parents, Roy feels icky about the holiday season, but he doesn’t outright bring attention to it. His foster family did not practice any Abrahamic or monotheistic religion. In fact, they had no religion whatsoever, and every day of life was spent appreciating family, nature, and the the bounty of life. The holidays were really rough after the death of his foster father when Roy was just a kid living on the streets and stealing. He always wanted that Hallmark channel perfect family. He does enjoy spending the time with friends because he enjoys giving quirky gifts, otherwise it’s something of a tender subject.

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ascnsion · 3 years

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F I R S T D A T E S

Rogers, Steven.

The works : dinner at a four or five star restaurant, entertainment at a theater, live performance, or cinema, niche dessert place, walk through a park or through an art gallery.

LeBeau, Remy.

Southern charm : dinner at a five star french restaurant, live music at a historical district or at a beach, gelato or pan au chocolat at the beach, staying up as long as desired to watch the stars, midnight coffee.

Lang, Scott.

Howdoesonedothisagain? : Movie at the cinema, dinner at an italian or asian fusion restaurant that is well-known but not filled with hipsters or impossible to get a reservation, ice-cream down the street, embarrassingly talking too much.

Bullseye.

You gotta be kidding me : Desperate, angry sex if anyone is up for it. Want a stabbing or two as well?

Steele, Cliff.

Simple : monster truck events or firework show with snacks, dinner at a diner or steakhouse, taking a ride with the windows down and the music up, trying to get that first kiss.

Harper, Roy.

The adventurer : Surfing or archery or rock climbing or walking through a botanical garden, early dinner; wherever the date wants to eat, live music or karaoke, over the top dessert at a yelp ‘worthy’ place.

Moskowitz, Kevin. The Deep.

People date? : thisdickaintgonnasuckitself.

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ascnsion · 3 years

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F I V E T H I N G S .

fill with 5 things that your character can be identified by. repost, do not reblog ! Steve. Deep. Remy.

I. Emotions/Feelings

II. Greetings

III. Colors

IV. Clothing

01 | Tactical suit. Vought Suit. Tactical suit. 02 | T-shirt & jeans. Brand name athletic wear. Brown, leather duster. 03 | Button down shirts. Gucci suit. Armani suit. 04 | Boxing shorts. Silk shirts. Satin boxer briefs. 05 | Ironed slacks. Torso covering. Gloves.

V. Objects

VI. Vices/Bad habits

01 | Putting off sleep. Sex. Flirting. 02 | Stress undereating. Self-loathing. Making light of serious things. 03 | Self-sacrifice. Pushing others away. Carrying guilt. 04 | Casting judgement. Not caring about others. Self-sacrifice. 05 | Giving speeches ( rants ). Complete egomania. Sleeping around.

VII. Body language

01 | Perfect posture. Heroic pose. Effortless, casual posture. 02 | Crossed arms against chest. Laid back, legs apart. Charming smirk. 03 | Steady eye contact. Puffed chest. Watchful gaze. 04 | Clenched jaw. Chin tilted upwards. Nimble fingers. 05 | Eyes displaying emotion. Wide smirk. Confident steps

VIII. Aesthetics

IX. Songs

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