Gaston: there’s a lady in my head who calls me stud muffin
(Y/N): Please leave me alone
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(Y/N): What are you doing?
Grimhilde: I am doing my eyebrows
(Y/N): That’s a big ass mirror
Grimhilde: Well I have big ass eyebrows~
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*(Y/N), showing a picture of the King oh Hearts*: Look at this— This is your man?
Queen of Hearts, lovestruck: *giggles* that’s mine~
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Magnifico: …
(Y/N): STOP STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG OL’ EYES
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*(Y/N) and Hans arguing*
(Y/N): You overrated little twink—
Hans: *Feminine gasps* I am a twunk, alright?! A combination of twink and hunk!!
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Hades: You look pretty
(Y/N): huh?
Hades: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY—
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Lol! Emma can be such a b*tch sometimes, but she’s just so self-aware & funny in her levels of b*tchiness that I just can’t help but love her!
As the White Queen herself once proudly stated to Jean Grey:
From Astonishing X-Men (2004) #5 by Joss Whedon (unfortunately...) & John Cassaday, and New X-Men (2001) #116 by Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely.
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fem!, modern moshang!!! sqh writes scum gong cheap shou novels in this au and constantly has to self-censor before the chinese government does <3 when she transmigrates into one of her novels she tries to seduce beibei because everyone knows there are only three types of female characters in BL: bitch, fujoshi, lesbian, and she'd probably get murdered by sj or lbg if she wrote rpf of them. now, you'd think that their relationship explicitly being NON-platonic would make them communicate but they're still moshang so...
oh and in this universe i think shen yuan's meimei should be the one who transmigrates bc i have this vague memory of her canonically reading hardcore bondage danmei (maybe it was a headcanon?) but i feel like she'd still have discerning taste...yk maybe she hooks up with minglingning
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eah theme song reminder
Fact: Raven changed the words to the Ever After High school anthem at the party after Legacy Day. She changed the words to express how she was feeling, and as a way to stand up to those who didn't like that she didn't sign the Storybook of Legends.
Analysis: Raven had a full on Y/N moment where she sang the equivalent of "Fight Song" at a school event in front of all who looked down upon her.
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Tracklist & lyric links below, anything utilizing screaming colored this time. Also went for something more for the D&D AU. I could not for the life of me find lyrics for "Blue Flame" and I am annoyed
Overgrown - machineheart
"Try to tell me what I can and cannot do
Who to be and do not be
It'll drive me to the brink"
Force of Nature - Miracle of Sound, Sarah Murray
"‘Cause I can see the worlds unseen
I can hear them call to me
Harnessing the energy
From every fall and failure
I’ll be a force of nature"
Under the Radar - Abney Park
"Here we come, on the run, our coal fires are burning
Here we come, fife and drum, under the radar we crept on!"
Wild Birds - Lyriel
"Sing and dance together
But we remain wild birds forever
Until we fail, until we're dead!"
The Heresy - Mushroomhead
"We feed the war machine
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine"
Blue Flame - Gio Navas
"Have you ever seen a ghost like me?
I am made of all your shattered dreams
Were you careful with the skeletons,
That you buried for the hell of it?"
Doubt Me - Beartooth
"When you doubt me
It fuels the fire even more
So gimme all you got
I can't wait to watch you rot
If there's one thing you should learn about me
Don't ever fucking doubt me"
The Rapture (but it's pink) - Scene Queen feat. Mothica
"Someone call the doctor, baby
Someone call the morgue
'Cause ivory towers shatter
When you show them as they are"
IT'S YOUR LACK OF RESPECT - FLAT BLACK
"Those crazy little voices say, careful who you give your trust to
I know what it is I see
I'm not blind to your vanity
I felt it when you stole my faith"
Hollow Points - Motionless in White
"Holier than thou yet soaked in your sin (You'll be sanctified)
Of misrepresenting all you claim to hold dear
You'll never see it for the evil that it's now become
And bite the knife when it strikes, I'll cut out your tongue"
Inside - Fate DeStroyed
"Despite the rage that burns inside tonight
What once where dreams undone in the candle light
Lost somewhere between these endless ocean tides
I scream for nothing, I’m drowning, I'm fading inside"
In My Blood - Enemy Inside
"Nothing is enough
An endless crave
Inside my guts
I can’t be tamed
It's in my blood"
Smoke You Out - Self Deception
"You better run, I'm a loaded gun
Painting a target on everyone
Won't make a sound
When You're six feet underground"
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