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✲ unicorn store (2019)
quotes taken from the film and edited slightly for rp purposes, feel free to tweak things as needed!
❝ — people don't like it when i do that.
❝ — so what's your plan now that you've been kicked out of school?
❝ — you are being weird on purpose.
❝ — you absolutely should not feel like you're living in my shadow.
❝ — i have a plan, okay?
❝ — you're... you're tracking glitter on the floor.
❝ — as i learned from the television set, success is all around me.
❝ — you look like you really know what you're doing there.
❝ — i trained extensively for a whole 5 minutes.
❝ — did you google my name before you came here today?
❝ — i just do what everybody else is doing.
❝ — are you making fun of me?
❝ — i have a kind of personal question for you.
❝ — did you always know that this was what you wanted to do, or did you want to do another thing first?
❝ — why not wish we could fly?
❝ — see, that's already ten times more interesting than anything i've heard today.
❝ — how do you know where i work?
❝ — this is a legitimate place of business.
❝ — oh, you think you don't know, but you totally know.
❝ — i think you're smart enough to see what's happening here.
❝ — graph paper can't love you back.
❝ — i just saw something that i don't believe to be true, but now it seems like it could be true? and it would be … really good if it was.
❝ — who are we to say what's real or not real in the mind of the true believer?
❝ — what was the question again?
❝ — i would like to not be a great disappointment.
❝ — don't look at these. these are my artistic failures.
❝ — i don't even want to live here.
❝ — why are you building this?
❝ — can i give you a little friendly advice?
❝ — you just don't sound very friendly.
❝ — i'm not trying to save the day.
❝ — that's quite a lot of food for a 30-minute road trip you got going on in here.
❝ — i know that you don't want to be here.
❝ — have you ever been in this situation before?
❝ — why are you going through my stuff?
❝ — i'm not making an appointment with you to talk about this.
❝ — i don't know how to be a grown up.
❝ — my parents think that i'm insane.
❝ — i don't have negative energies, i have loving energies.
❝ — has anyone ever told you that you are a very selfish person?
❝ — do my parents like my dog more than they like me?
❝ — i don't want you to be my best friend.
❝ — this whole thing just sounds a lot weirder than it actually is.
❝ — this is why i never talk to you about anything.
❝ — yelling is not an effective way to communicate!
❝ — how much glitter do you have?
❝ — why are you in a costume?
❝ — this is the happiest day of my life!
❝ — so, things are good with your parents?
❝ — well, every person alive has a dream.
❝ — everybody needs some magic in their lives, even if they're all grown up.
❝ — i wish i could vacuum up all the haters.
❝ — a lot of people think that i'm not smart but … i do crosswords, and i read books, so …
❝ — we're all just looking for happiness.
❝ — i’m just realizing right now … i might hate rainbows.
❝ — so you quit or you were fired?
❝ — i have other, more meaningful things in my life.
❝ — why would i freak out? i'm not gonna freak out.
❝ — you promise you're not gonna freak out?
❝ — look, you don't have to be embarrassed.
❝ — i think that there's something wrong with my brain.
❝ — whatever you were doing out of pity-slash-obligation, it's obviously over.
❝ — give me some credit here.
❝ — did you ever think that maybe i actually like you?
❝ — i like you, let me help you figure this out, please?
❝ — you don't get to decide when i'm off the hook.
❝ — the most grown up thing you can do is fail at things you really care about.
❝ — i usually just get in fights with my care bears, and i don't really have to worry about their feelings.
❝ — that is the nicest thing a man has ever said to me.
❝ — i guess we should celebrate.
❝ — i don't believe you anymore.
❝ — i don't want to wonder my whole life.
❝ — i used to dream about you.
❝ — is it okay that i’m hugging you?
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#toastbutteregg
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who can relate
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heart eye cat meme
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sentence starters inspired by the album DANCE FEVER by FLORENCE + THE MACHINE. ***feel free to adjust things as needed!***
✲ KING
the very thing youre best at is the thing that hurts the most.
just when you think you have it figured out, something new begins to take.
i never knew my killer would be coming from within.
i was never as good as i thought i was.
i was never as good as i thought i was, but i knew how to dress it up.
i was never satisfied.
✲ FREE
sometimes i wonder if i should be medicated.
the feeling comes so fast.
the feeling comes so fast and i cannot control it.
i’m always running from something.
being clever never got me very far.
it’s all in my head.
you’re too sensitive.
okay, but let’s discuss this at the hospital.
is this how it’s always been?
don’t you wanna call it off?
there is nothing else that i know how to do.
✲ CHOREOMANIA
i am freaking out.
i am freaking out in the middle of the street.
i don’t know how it started.
i don’t know how to stop it.
do they speak to you?
you said that rock and roll is dead.
i danced myself to death.
✲ BACK IN TOWN
i’ve never really been alive before.
sometimes it was easier, being hungover and half-dead.
i’m back in town.
i’m back in town, why don’t we go out?
i came for the pleasure but i stayed for the pain.
it’s lit up like a movie scene.
i thought that i was here with you.
it’s always the same.
✲ GIRLS AGAINST GOD
what a thing to admit.
when someone looks at me with real love, i don’t like it very much.
is this something that you would like to discuss?
it’s good to be alive.
you’ll be sorry that you messed with this.
tell me it’s not over yet.
i’d probably last six days.
✲ DREAM GIRL EVIL
well, did you miss me?
come and get me.
i’ve been expecting you.
am i your dream girl?
you could never hold me.
you like me better in your head.
did i disappoint you?
do i remind you of ever girl that made you mad?
make me perfect.
make me your fantasy.
i am nobody’s moral center.
✲ CASSANDRA
i used to see the future and now i see nothing.
i used to tell the future but they cut out my tongue.
they put crosses on the doors to try and keep me out.
the garden’s overgrown.
i run in the middle of the road.
can you see me?
i cannot see you.
everything i thought i knew has fallen out of view.
can you hear me?
i cannot hear you.
there’s no one left to sing to.
i try to still look with wonder on the world.
✲ DAFFODIL
i couldn’t help it.
i never thought it would get this far.
i see so much beauty.
i don’t think that i can cope.
✲ MY LOVE
there is nothing to describe.
i pray the trees will get their leaves soon.
tell me where to put my love.
do i wait for time to do what it does?
i don’t know where to put my love.
✲ THE BOMB
you said this could have been the best thing that ever happened to you.
so you decided not to do it?
you come back every summer like a carnivorous flower.
i think that you’re the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.
if i was free to love you, you wouldn’t want me, would you?
unavailability is the only thing that turns you on.
tell me that i’m wrong.
i’ve blown apart my life for you.
i’m in ruins.
✲ MORNING ELVIS
i never got to see elvis.
i just sweated it out in a hotel room.
i’ve been here many times before.
i should’ve come with a warning.
i’ll show you what it means to be saved.
leave without me, i’ll get the next flight.
i’m still afraid.
i’m still crazy and i’m still scared.
i’ll show you what it means to be spared.
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The trope I appreciate very much
#artists on tumblr#queer artist#art#illustration#ocs#oc#oc art#art meme#comic#comics#comic art#tropes
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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
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