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#…I’m just sayin 👀
mouse-fantoms · 2 years
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As… interesting… as Target’s Pride collection is, hear me out…
Ray comin home and going, “I was out and thought of Alex.” And he picked up:
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Anyone else notice that the morning after Phaya escapes the hospital and shows up at Tharns place, he is wearing suspiciously well fitting pants?? Arguably pants that are a little looser fit than he would normally wear? Pants that no way in hell would fit our smol Tharn?
So I ask you, I posit to you… for science…
After the too small pants incident did Tharn make a point of having a larger pair of pants in his wardrobe in case Phaya stayed over again??
Did he buy the pants before they actually got together??
These are the hard hitting questions I’m here to ask…
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bluemoonpurpledragon · 2 months
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Ok, it’s not the end so it better be both the Damianya AND Twiyor dance in the next chapter.
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rosewaterandivy · 4 months
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nopenot4u · 6 months
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wow
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luxvicta · 6 months
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yaka-arrow · 6 months
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also bc it’s the weekend and I wanna draw
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artsy folks I’m always up for trades
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unhinged-nymph · 1 year
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like is this not the face of someone in love orrrr
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sketchncanto · 2 years
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We should just all petition Disney to hire you.
But congrats on your new job!! Don't forget us little guys when you're there making Encantwo! :D
You know..
That would be amazing 😂 one can only dream
Thanks so much!! 💕
Oh no, never! If anything, I wanna see if I’m able to squeeze in some fandom headcanons if I’m able to, if that’s even a thing LOL
Pretty sure I’d have to go in a fandom/tumblr hiatus for a long while if I do get to work on anything encanto related but rest assured that I’ll be thinking of all of you the entire time 😭
BUT we shall see.. we shall see..
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amethystpath-writes · 2 years
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Requests are open <3
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yeehawbvby · 1 year
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Robin just walked in while Seb and my farmer were getting spicy……. Ma’am can you fuckING NOT??????? LMAO??!??!!!!
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gidyolf · 1 year
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but what if u made Harry a werewolf. just because
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diorsluv · 3 months
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feather , part 23
“ like a feather, like a feather, like a feather ”
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( second post is based off of the request/ask “oh my god what if she doesn’t go to the lake house cause she thought luke and the girl were going to be there but the girl wasn’t there, so she went to a different place for the summer for no reason :(” )
( socialmedia!au )
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yourusername i need these cakes and i need them now
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luca.fantilli is that charles leclerc 🤨
→ yourusername yes what about it
→ colecaufield oh god don’t remind her
→ jackhughes calm down cole it was lando norris not leclerc 🙄🙄
→ yourusername i would actually really appreciate it if you baked me a cake and put an edible photo of carlos sainz on it
→ trevorzegras first of all yourusername you’re delusional and he’s like 10 years older than you
→ yourusername incorrect but proceed 😒
→ colecaufield and also your obsession is getting scary
→ yourusername IT WAS A JOKEEEE 🙄
username36 wondering how luke feels about this
username17 i just know luke’s punching the air
username26 luke’s prob sayin “why am i not on those cakes”
username92 if i don’t get a cake like that i’m throwing hands
mackie.samo LMAOOO IS THAT EMINEM
→ yourusername shush thyself
→ mackie.samo what 💀
markestapa you’re desperate
→ yourusername STOP DRAGGING ME
→ markestapa you could do a lot better
→ yourusername A LOT BETTER THAN DYLAN O’BRIEN?? i beg to differ
rutgermcgroarty smash
→ yourusername #harrypotterdefender4life
→ rutgermcgroarty wasn’t talking abt him but yes queen he’s hot too!!!!
→ yourusername oh.. why r u speaking like that it’s kind of scary 😥😥
lhughes_06 they’re not that hot 🙄🙄
→ yourusername I’M SORRY WHAT????
→ lhughes_06 idk theyre mid tbh
→ yourusername check ur eyes kid
→ lhughes_06 ok lil buddy
→ yourusername ihy
→ lhughes_06 i love u too
→ jackhughes 👀
→ luca.fantilli 👀
→ _quinnhughes 👀
→ trevorzegras 👀
→ mackie.samo 👀
→ colecaufield 👀
→ rutgermcgroarty 👀
→ adamfantilli 👀
→ _alexturcotte 👀
→ dylanduke25 👀
→ markestapa 👀
→ jamie.drysdale 🤢
→ yourusername you guys need to stop doing this so much oh my god 😭😭
username15 yall all keep asking how luke feels but what abt the bigger question: ARE THOSE THE STURNIOLO TRIPLETS???
→ username7 okay but the biggEST question is: IS THAT GRIFFIN GLUCK?!?!?!
→ username55 i thought it was fucking white boy carl 💀 username7
trevorzegras i sorta approve of your taste in mid white boys
→ yourusername says the mid white boy
→ trevorzegras HEY ☹️
dylanduke25 “smash” means
→ dylanduke25 goddammit i didn’t mean to post without the definition
→ yourusername get ur definition shit AWAYYYYY 🤺🤺
→ markestapa dilf is an acronym for "dad i’d like to fuck". a dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. they are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or disney world. the also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see milf).
→ yourusername that’s plagiarism ‼️‼️‼️
username11 the taste in men is immaculate
colecaufield now i don’t comment a lot on your posts anymore but i want you to REAAAAALLY think about what you’ve done here
→ yourusername i posted pictures of hot white men’s faces on cakes!
→ colecaufield yes yes and how do you think that might make other people (cough cough) feel?
→ yourusername grateful because i showed them these masterpieces 🤗🤗
→ colecaufield oh kid you’re hopeless
jamie.drysdale dad asked what dilf means
→ yourusername tell him it means “drake is literally fire”
→ jamie.drysdale too late he saw mark’s definition 😂😂😂
username46 draco malfoy 💚
missseraphina lmao fangirl
adamfantilli let’s split the cake in half
→ yourusername sure <33 you can get the part with the word on it and i can get everything else 🥰
colecaufield i’m surprised crosby isn’t somewhere on there
→ _alexturcotte goddammit whyd u bring it up
→ yourusername SID!!!!!!
→ jamie.drysdale she still has that pinterest album of ONLY pics of him
→ trevorzegras lil drizz u had a crush on him when you were like 5
→ yourusername we all had a crush on him 😒
_quinnhughes would now be a bad time to tell you he’s punching his pillow in the other room
→ jackhughes hey he made us promise to not snitch
→ _quinnhughes stop acting like we actually do what he tells us to do
→ jackhughes you’re right we never do that
→ lhughes_06 you snitched i’m telling mom
→ jackhughes mom doesn’t care ur such a baby
→ lhughes_06 fine i’m telling dad
→ _quinnhughes dad does not give a flying fuck
→ jackhughes dad wouldn’t even know what we’d be talking about
→ jackhughes actually scratch that moosey you’re really damn obvious
→ yourusername what the hell is going on
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yourusername oui oui paris 🥖🎀 (creds to jamie for the pics ig)
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jamie.drysdale wow i’m so honored you remembered to give me creds
→ yourusername because we’re not allowed to argue on our trip 🤬
→ jamie.drysdale dad said and i quote “no squirreling”
→ yourusername what the fuck is squirreling
→ yourusername WAIT DO YOU MEAN QUARRELING 😭😭
→ jamie.drysdale yeah yeah so we can’t squirrel
→ yourusername it’s QUARREL
username88 mother is in her coquette era
username34 HOW DO YOU LOOK SO GOOD WITH A FACE MASK ON???
trevorzegras come backkkkkk wmy
→ yourusername no can do trev 😔
username21 hold up but i thought everyone was spending the summer at the lake house?
rutgermcgroarty but WE were supposed to go to paris together 🙁
→ yourusername no sweetie it was athens..
→ rutgermcgroarty either way it’s still in france
→ yourusername no…….. no its not 😭😭
→ rutgermcgroarty damn it i’m just trying to say you’re always going to OUR dream places with other people 😒
→ yourusername I WILL TAKE YOU TO JEJU ISLAND I PROMISE
→ rutgermcgroarty is that in europe
→ yourusername 😟
_quinnhughes it’s so weird not hearing you badly scream-sing in the shower at 2 in the morning
→ yourusername oh shut up you love my hamilton marathons
adamfantilli you should be the one wiping out on the wakeboard not me 😔😔
→ yourusername wow i feel sooooo missed
→ adamfantilli we do miss u tho (PLEASE COME BACK WE NEED YOU)
username2 wait why didn’t you go to the lake house 😟😟
→ yourusername jamie and i didn’t feel like getting harassed 💔
→ username2 BY WHOOOOO??
→ username2 actually that’s a dumb question i know who
username75 this is the first summer they haven’t spent at the lake house 😧
luca.fantilli don’t worry lil drizzle we bought u two tickets so u can come back 😁
→ yourusername noooooo
mackie.samo you need to come back rn no excuses
markestapa WE NEED TO TAKE OUR ANNUAL GROUP PIC 😕
edwards.73 duker almost burnt the house down please we need you back
jackhughes NO ONES EVEN HERE PLEASE JUST COME BACK
→ yourusername thought my cyberbully was going 😣😖☹️🙁😓😥
→ jackhughes LMFAOOO as if
→ yourusername i’ll consider it 🙄
_alexturcotte our karaoke nights are so boring without youuuu
→ yourusername you can solo our mariah carey songs trust 🙏🙏
→ _alexturcotte NO I CANT
→ yourusername turcs we booked our hotel for 3 weeks i can’t do anything 😭😭
dylanduke25 i almost burnt the house down making waffles
→ yourusername oh duker..
username24 the way they’re all begging her to go back to the lake house lmao
missseraphina it’s giving nepo baby
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→ username1 LMAOAOAO at this point drizz is just clowning this bitch
lhughes_06 i need you here
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lhughes_06 we need you here
next chapter notes ) so regarding the request; i wasn’t sure if it was like a request or more of just a thought but i felt like it could add more angst so i took it as a request anyways 🤍 i also wanted to say that the time between the first and second post was a bit of a jump but like let’s just say the first post was during finals week and the second one was obv during the summer and WE ARE FINALLY IN ACT IV WOOOOOOO 👏👏👏 also thank you all so much for 300 followers AHHHH!! it genuinely does mean so much to me and i’m glad you’re here on my journey to stir up more shit between luke and “his” girl
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jupitercomet · 5 months
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Ok but 5 rounds and a run w/ Bradley 👀👀👀
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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟏𝟓 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞
You can’t feel your legs. Or much else of your body actually. You think your soul might have left you at one point, probably somewhere in between the third and fourth orgasm. 
You let your back drop against the mattress with a gasp of air. Five. Bradley had gone five rounds. You had gone five rounds. A glance down your naked, perspired body shows that your thighs are still shaking—you honestly hadn’t realized that because you still can’t feel them. The chill of the air in the room makes you whimper with discomfort, but you don’t even have the energy to try to pull the blankets over you.
“Hey.” Bradley appears back into the room with a wet cloth in his hand. He’s fully dressed down, in a plain t-shirt and basketball shorts hanging low on his hips. He makes his way over to you quickly, sitting down at the edge of the bed and gently setting one of your feet in his lap. “You feeling alright?” He teases as he moves to clean up the mess between your thighs.
You wince slightly at the sensitivity and Bradley lessens his pressure. “That would imply I still have the ability to feel.”
“That good, huh?”
“My body feels like Jello,” you complain.
“You’re sayin’ that like it’s a bad thing.” Bradley finishes his wipe down of your body, getting up to grab you one of his shirts and a pair of your underwear, he keeps in one of his drawers. You barely manage to lift your hips when he taps one of them, sliding your underwear onto you, and he basically has to manhandle your body for you to get his shirt over your head. “But I’d say you were having a pretty good time.”
You only give an unamused hum in response, too tired for anything else as Bradley helps get you under the blankets with a kiss to your forehead. It takes you a second to realize that he’s not also getting into bed with you, but instead heading to the door, and you frown.
“Where are you going?”
“Oh,” Bradley freezes, scratching the back of his neck. “I’m going for a run.”
That wakes you up and you look at him incredulously. “A run?”
“Yeah, I’m still, uh,” he makes some motions you can’t understand. “...a little pent up, so…” You glance down to find that he is, his length still half hard against his shorts.
“How are you not tired after that?” You’re almost a little offended. Sure, you came a couple more times than he did, but you’d think that pulling five orgasms out of you and getting two of his own would be enough for him.
Bradley has the audacity to shrug. “I’m just gonna run the rest of it off. Maybe take a cold shower or something.” As if that’s where he thinks the conversation should end, he starts heading to the door again.
“If you do not get over here and cuddle me right now, I swear to god, Bradley.”
There must be something in your tone of voice because he comes back to bed wordlessly, sliding under the blankets with you.
“You don’t just pull five orgasms from a woman—and make her ride your fucking face—and then leave her to go on a run,” you continue, crossing your arms as he gets comfortable on the mattress.
Bradley nods in understanding, before a smirk overtakes his face. “Do I ask her if she wants to ride my face again?— Ow!”
You lay your head on the spot you’ve just whacked Bradley, closing your eyes and pulling the blankets up over your shoulder.
“No, you let her sleep and you order food for her when she wakes up—preferably with a Gatorade. And if you’re really that pent up… you jerk off in the shower or something, I don’t know.”
“Got it,” Bradley laughs, threading his fingers through your hair to scratch your scalp gently. You feel the mattress shift as he reaches to grab his phone. “How do you feel about burgers, kitty?”
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urhoneycombwitch · 11 days
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i have a request for you, it’s very self indulgent!
it’s summer and you’ve just broken up with your boyfriend. eddie and steve both fancy the pants off you, they turn up the charm to 100, a war commencing between them as they both want you so badly, constantly trying to one up the other.
not a steddie, but who knows who she’ll end up with 👀✨
this is such a fun idea anon. so so fun. heavy on the steddie x reader soz
they start off CRAZY competitive. it gets subtly more and more contentious- Eddie and Steve are inches away from lightly brawling every time the lethal combo of the three of you is in a room together.
but something clicks in with Steve one night; he approaches Eddie outside a house party, asks to bum a cigarette.
“you ever thought about, maybe… tag-teaming?” Steve suggests, casually, smoking like he was born for it.
Eddie cocks an eyebrow- “didn’t think The King would be one for sharing his girls. you hittin’ on me, sweetheart?”
cheeks pink beyond deniability, Steve clears his throat around a mouthful of smoke. “no, that’s not- I’m sayin’, she gets flustered with attention when it’s just one of us. maybe we’d have an easier time, y’know…”
“sure. cool. I get it.” Eddie’s shrugging his jacket back on, tossing over his shoulder with a flourish- “Stevie boy wants a threesome. his wish is my command.”
they get a lot harder to laugh off, to ignore in any way, after that night. if you turned from Eddie’s luxurious attention, there was Steve across the counter, running a warm palm up your forearm to ask if you wanted another drink. if Steve was lovey with you (squeezing close to pass behind, thumbs stroking the exposed skin of your waist), Eddie was, twofold (arm slung around your shoulders, lips pressing to your forehead, rings cool at the thigh of your jeans).
the best part about this new set-up was that your boys were actually, finally getting along.
it was all so suddenly pleasant and fun and sexy, all this attention from the both of them, that you don’t know how you couldn’t have seen it before.
[threesome pending]
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nattinatalia · 6 months
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Jack Harlow x Reader : INSTAGRAM AU
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yourusername Harlow twins 🥺🩷🩵 I’m forever happy and blessed.
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jackharlow Life is now complete, you’re amazing, I love you 😘
yourusername I love you times infinity ♾️
jackharlow Always have to one up on me huh? 😂
yourusername You know it 😜
urbanwyatt The coolest twins ever!!!!!!!
claybornharlow Idk but one of them should’ve been named after me.
ezharlow why you? If anything they should’ve been named demon spawns.
jackharlow Here your ass goes 🤦🏼‍♂️
ezharlow You’re not getting off easy old man, you commented saying “life is complete” 🤔 so it wasn’t complete with just Mia and I? That’s what you’re sayin?
alizemiaharlow 👀 *sips on on my tea-hottest tea*
jackharlow MÍA BUG, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.
alizemiaharlow Not when you’re commenting stuff like that. I take offense to that, I’m the first born, your life should’ve been complete the second I was born.
user 💀 I missed this family and their interactions on social media. Ezequiel is always coming for someone.
cassiewyatt Because he doesn’t have anything better to do
urbanwyatt Cassandra, stay out of it.
cassiewyatt ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
urbanwyatt That saying was soooo 2023’s
ezharlow Calm down oldie, your age is showing.
mamamaggie This was a beautiful post about my new grand babies, and all of you had to ruin it 🙄
yourusername Things never change 😂
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jackharlow Ace Sebastian Harlow and Arya Lizeth Harlow 🩵🩷
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cassiewyatt 🥺🥺 the cutest most adorable babies ever!!!!!! Ezequiel will forever be a hatful little shit but these babies are the cutest Harlows ever!!!!!!
jackharlow 😂😂 He’s about to yell once he sees this comment princess. But you didn’t tell one lie.
cassiewyatt Now tío Jack, can you tell them I’m the one who picked the names.
alizemiaharlow 😱 Color me surprised because this liar told me I picked them.
ezharlow I’m going to ignore your little comment Cass, but umm I though I came up with Ace Sebastian???
yourusername Ay dios mío 🤦🏻‍♀️ here we go again.
yourusername It so happens Jack and I had a few names picked out, you three happened to pick the same names so, you technically did come up with the names.
urbanwyatt You three really do share ONE brain cell 😭😭😭
cassiewyatt I’m telling mom you’re comparing my smart brain, with Ezequiel’s.
alizemiaharlow Yeah nino, you think so low of us?? Cheesy doesn’t have anything going up in that head of his, and you dare say we share it with him?
jackharlow Our girls are very much dramatic
urbanwyatt Like their mothers.
ezharlow I may be slow, but even I know better than to call my mother and aunt dramatics.
yourusername My baby boy knows best 🥰
yourbestiename Mi niño chulo 😘 give your uncle some pointers.
jackharlow 🙄
urbanwyatt 🤯🤯🤯
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jackharlow It was “bring your teens to set day” and the second we got there, I regretted taking their asses. Now they’re driving us home and I’m ready to jump out this car. BABE, COME SAVE ME FROM YOUR KIDS!!!!
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yourusername Lmaoooo, it’s definitely you, because they never act up with me 💅🏼
jackharlow Hmm I’m starting to believe that actually.
ezharlow Oh really??? Because you demanded we join you because your old self didn’t want to drive back in the dark so you needed Mia or me to drive you.
alizemiaharlow Easy on pops now Cheesy.
jackharlow Stop calling me old.
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yourusername Tu perra fina favorita 💅🏼 😜
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jackharlow 🤤🤤🤤 Godamn
jackharlow My wife is sexy
jackharlow 🍆 💦 🥜
ezharlow caption 😡🤮
user kids where?
user TWINS WHERE???
user damn 🥵 let me slide into your dms real quick
ezharlow No
user Jack, one day man, just one day is all I ask for. Let me take her for one day.
ezharlow 🙄 SHE SAID NO
user I don’t mind being step daddy 🤭
ezharlow Ain’t nobody want you to be step daddy. We’re good over here.
alizemiaharlow Mama 😍
cassiewyatt Nina is hawttttt 🔥
user I can handle her better than Jackman
ezharlow Who’s Jackman? You don’t know who Jackman is so don’t say my dads name, say Jack.
ezharlow but no, you can’t handle my mom. She doesn’t want none of you, so stay away.
jackharlowsource Not Ezequiel fighting people in the comments for y/n
ezharlow It’s annoying. Dad @ jackharlow do something !!!!
jackharlow 😂😂😂You’ll learn to ignore it
yourusername 🙄
jackharlow Or not 💀
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yourusername When did my babies grow up? 🥹
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yourbestiename It was just yesterday when you announced it to the world that they were here 🥹 time is a thieves
urbanwyatt Now it’s our turn 👀
cassiewyatt Excuse me what?
yourbestiename Ignore your papi mija 🙄
jackharlow My babies 🥺
ezharlow Demon spawns are growing by the second…. And more annoying.
alizemiaharlow 😂😂😂
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alizemiaharlow Took these losers hiking this morning and I think it’ll be the last time they join me.
cassiewyatt 😭😭😭
yourusername My boys 😍🥺
druski Did they actually hike or just pose for pictures
ezharlow We hiked, unlike you loser
jackharlow 🤣🤣🤣
alizemiaharlow They definitely hiked but took forever so actually, this would be the LAST time I invite them to join me
jackharlow 🙄 You didn’t tell us we were gonna run it. I thought we would walk the entire way.
ezharlow or jog it.
alizemiaharlow Next time 👀
jackharlow There won’t be a next time. I’m good.
alizemiaharlow 😭😭😭
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