in honor of the nimona movie (it’s so good i’m gonna scream and cry for the next million years) i must share my favorite nimona art ever
drawn by ND stevenson ofc and posted on twitter a few years ago i believe
do i even have to SAY anything? the shark, it’s not rocket surgery, baby nimona, the DOMESTICITY of it all im gonna explode
UPDATE!!!! GAY DADS AU THREAD https://twitter.com/gingerhazing/status/1676058949504892928?s=46
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I think it’d be really funny if Greg was the tomshiv baby’s stepdad and he captivated the kid with his autistic swag and Tom sends the kid back to Shiv for her weekend and they’re like “Ugh you’re not as fun as Dad Greg……” and it’s the opposite of what happened with Greg and his dad
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For the record: I do not hold a secret position in Kensington Palace.
However, my former neighbor’s boyfriend is the scandalously gay grandson of Earl So-and-So (living in sin with the son of a Texas Democrat - the horror), and he liked my cancer theory so much he told all his fancy Oxford friends about it before the news broke, and they apparently got several very stern call from their fancy peered parents about where did you hear that and stop gossiping, it’ll get out.
So while I’m not a palace papers source, I did get Earl Black Sheep Jr. calling me at 6am this morning excitedly confirming that I was right about the third cousin once removed of his childhood friend having cancer 💀
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Plays a new game that’s in beta: oh I like this it’s cute
Sees an NPC who is a fashion twink: oh cute
Sees another NPC but this time it’s a single father who sounds southern and works in the mines: OH NO
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always thinking about early seasons ian eating lip the fuck UP in arguments…
lip’s go to was always “oh yeah? well you’re gay so..”
and ian would just casually drop the most specifically brutal comeback of all time… and ate his ass up EVERY TIME
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Regulus is a girl dad.
Hear me out on this:
Regulus Black (single father!au) tying his little girl’s hair up after she complained it was bothering her.
Regulus Black teaching her French before English and making sure she never forgets it because it would give her a good job opportunity outside (and also inside) the UK.
Regulus Black teaching her self-defense after he learned she was harassed in school, and proceeding to defend her when she got into trouble for defending herself.
Regulus Black being very very over protective, but also knowing she needs personal space and privacy.
Regulus Black loving her independent of her Hogwarts house and personality.
Regulus Black being there for her when she gets her heart broken for the first time, and hunting down the boy who hurt her (he let Sirius join because Padfoot has a good snout)
Regulus Black having sleep overs with her.
Regulus Black warning her her friends are fake.
Regulus Black hearing her boy-talk, not once complaining, and giving her advice whenever she asks.
Regulus Black being jealous of her with Uncle Padfoot because he’s scared she’ll love him more.
Regulus Black giving his absolute most to his precious little girl because he never had this during his childhood.
Regulus Black single handedly being the best parent so never has to worry she’ll be like him when she grows up.
Regulus Black is a girl dad.
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