#‘THE KELPI DIDNT EVEN FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE GAIUS’
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The real reason Arthur gets upset when he thinks Merlin is at the tavern is cuz hes still emo from when Mary the barmaid flirted with him
#listen#tell me i’m wrong#literally the second gaius says merlin is at the tavern arthur goes into boyfriend panic mode#this boy has literally faced battle but his nightmares are just mary trying to steal his boyfriend#arthur will show up to the rising sun in full battle regalia ready to throw down the gauntlet for his twink#merlin is literally like 5 towns over head butting a kelpi#arthur has thrown down his gauntlet at like every man and several women in the tavern anyways#lancelot (who knows where merlin is) is trying to bodily drag arthur away#gwaine is chanting a fight song and living his best life#arthur eventually burst back through gaius’s door like#‘why the FUCK would you put me through thinking he’s at the tavern when he was just throwing hands with a magical creature’#‘THE KELPI DIDNT EVEN FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE GAIUS’#‘anyways the ban on magic is lifted’#all of this is said with merlin over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes#you know this boy tracked down his twink with lancelots help then thanked the kelpi for not hitting on his boyfriend#before knocking it out cold for not finding the light of his life handsome#gaius realizes once again that he loves the two dumbest gays in the world#iconic#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#the og dumb gays#mary my beloved#bbc merlin
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