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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 11 months

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Lan Wangji: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it, so I wrote him a letter that just said “Get out of my school.”

Wei Wuxian: THAT WAS YOU?!

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #is this not what happened?

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your-resident-fangirl · 2 years

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Cals parents: we want you to kill juliette

Cal: right. got it. kiss juliette.

Cals parents: no no no kill julliette

Cal: *nodding* kiss juliette

Cals parents: no you have to kill her

Cal: im gonna kiss her so hard-

#is this not what happened?#first kill #first kill netflix #first kill spoilers #calliope burns #juliette fairmont #calliette #cal x juliette

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mrsdulac · 8 months

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#is this not what happened?#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #loustat

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frizzy-frizz-frizz · 2 years

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kevin: *hands neil and andrew his unflinching faith and trust in them like its nothing*

neil and andrew: "shit shit shit what the fuck you're just giving this??? Just like that???"

kevin: "i mean, you dont have to-"

neil and andrew: "no we're keeping this forever, fuck you"

#you should me court #give me your game #aftg #kevin day #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #andreil #kandreil #is this not what happened?

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feral-sylki · 4 months

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Loki: I think I’m in love with Sylvie

Mobius: Sylvie? Wait, you mean the variant? Your variant?? The variant we’ve been hunting??? That Sylvie????

Loki: Yes. Thoughts?

Mobius: And prayers. Holy shit

#is this not what happened?#lol anyways #I love them #incorrect quotes #sylki #pro sylki #sorry if someone did this already

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kmartmithril · 6 months

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Beau and Caleb: Trent’s free

The rest of the M9: what?

Beau (cocks fists) Caleb (cocks fireball): Trent’s free

#critical role spoilers #critical role #is this not what happened?

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biserker-kadan · 7 months

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Dutch: The best way to gain someone's trust is to save them from a perilous situation.

Hosea: So you're just going to wait until Arthur is in danger and then save him?

Dutch: Of course not. Who has the time? I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him!

Hosea:

Dutch:

Hosea: You are insane.

#dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #arthur morgan #rd2 arthur #rd2 #red dead redemption 2 #vandermatthews #red dead redemption #red dead #john marston #is this not what happened?

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knight-princess · 4 months

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Okay but the way that Scorpia, upon seeing Boorman again for the first time in years after thinking he was dead and mourning him and everything, is all “oh fuck you Boorman” and Boorman, little shit that he is, is deadass like “Please? 🥺” I love them your honour

#willow 2022 #is this not what happened?#lol anyways I love them #thraxus boorman #venoma scorpia #roguereaver

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bibannana · 2 years

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Tech *talking to Hunter*: After identifying the problem I was able to formulate a quick and efficient solution.

Echo *whipping around to face Tech*: You didn't come up with the solution we both di-

Tech *louder, shoving Echo back*: As I was saying, the solution is the most cost efficient that I could come up with on such short notice. We will need...

(A visual representation of Echo's annoyance)

#tech please you can both share the idea #echo is so offended #is this not what happened?#tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb hunter #echo #tech #hunter #the bad batch #star wars #star wars tbb #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect tbb quotes #tbb

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ickypuppi3 · 2 years

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r/AmITheAsshole

u/Hardgrove69

AITA for beating up this guy who was at a house with my little sister?

I (17M) found my stepsister (13) at some random fuckin' house out in the sticks with a guy (18), after dark. I know this guy from school and from what I heard he kinda gets around with the girls. For obvious reasons it didn't sit quite right with me that I found my kid sister with him. There were like three other kids (boys) there too (no relation to him) and he was the only adult. He lied about her being there…

#is this not what happened?#billy you were so valid for that idc #billy hargrove #steve harrington #stranger things

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fluffypotatey · 2 years

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Uther Pendragon sitting at the head of the dinner table, wholly and heterosexually oblivious, whilst the people at said table include:

His bisexual son, who is very, very close friends with his manservant

His gay daughter, who is very, very close friends with her maidservant

His bisexual son's favourite knight, who is very, very close friends with the maidservant and the manservant

His bisexual son's manservant, who is very, very close friends with the maidservant

His gay daughter's maidservant, who is very, very close friends with his bisexual son

And lastly

His physician/longtime friend, who has a flow chart and a short essay on what a "polycule" is, just ready and waiting for the day Uther finally twigs