#[[IC | Dash Commentary]]
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" So I may have disappeared for another ten thousand years... "
#dash comm. / dash commentary.#ic / in character.#crack.#the forgotten son // primarch aurelius augustus.
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To be fair to her... The woman 'four times Maribel's size' was only four hundred pounds at absolute maximum...
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he's definitely NOT fixating on the results of the "positions" poll
(vote here)
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Blitz is packing shit up, making sure he has his weapons and supplies to wade out the day. Fuck, he feels like a shitty coward, running from those angel fuckers again and again. But even he knows better than to try and tangle with them. One day though, he's gonna show those self-righteous fucks why they're just as possible to kill as any of them down here.
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"You think you have it tough? Imagine never being able to see Sojiro again after failing him and being corrupted further than you already were...no curry for me ever again."
#Hacking and Memes (Futaba Sakura Musing)#The Oracle Navi (Futaba Sakura IC)#Browsing the web (Dash Commentary)#Reality Hacker (Persona 5 AU)
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"...Freakin' teens. So glad i mellowed out as i got older." Only slightly mellowed honestly.
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Has Homelander finished throwing a tantrum yet? Because what the fuck was that all about...
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Walks away, completely ignoring Rin.
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". . ."
That's, uh...those sure are TITTIES, sir, am I right?
"!!!"
...sir?
#( dash commentary )#( ic )#lonely hearts club (alastor ♡ angel dust)#( guest muse: radio )#(( He's over here having a crisis and I'm laughing ))
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" ... Why do some believe I require companionship of an intimate nature... "
#ic / in character.#crack.#dash comm. / dash commentary.#forever remembered // 30k verse.#ask to tag tw#the forgotten son // primarch aurelius augustus.
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" The guards used to call me a dog too! They'd say I'm a. . . bitch is it? That's a female dog right? "
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—There is currently a Dragon wrapped around the Throne in the palace , the flames behind said throne are roaring ablaze illuminating it from behind — said dragon is half sitting half coiled around Throne of Hell and seems — bored and a bit peckish.
#// bleh brain tonight so have random starters#{ dash commentary }#stuff#Ic#open#•star of the morning|| lucifer morningstar#dash crack#idk maybe something srs
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sinday… it’s almost like it’s a hell-wide holiday…
if you haven’t tried the spider on for size, now’s your chance!
#𝐈’𝐦 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐈’𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 ( ic dash commentary )#suggestive tw#hey pspsp this is open for yall
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"Always about the eggs and never the chicken."
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Gods, speaking of beards...
When I was little I remember asking one of the older monks when I would get a big bushy beard like his. Cue the poor guy having to patiently explain to the oblivious elf child that unfortunately, you will not be growing a beard at any point in your life.
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