i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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obsessed with how many people in the tags of the npc polls are campaigning for evilworm specifically because theyre in gay love. like youre right but since when was everybody an evilworm shipper. come out of the woodwork. sit on my bench with me. discuss.
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Let’s be boy best friends *explodes and dies*
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There is nothing more mortifying in this world than zoning out while thinking about The Character as I'm about to pay the cashier and following that awkward, blank-stare silence up with: "sorry. the brain worms."
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I heard Mike said he’s never felt this way towards someone to El and like THREE TIMES TOO and I went “bro that’s so arospec of you”
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Some characters by @heyjayon !
They’re based on the rides at the Alton Towers amusement parks!
(The idea for these characters is by them, I just drew them n’ stuff!)
(P.s. sorry if the drawings are a bit incoherent 😅)
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Vengeance is Mine, the song by Alice Cooper, not to confuse with Engine's Mine, the little song I'm making up while stealing my ex's car parts
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post this (not)deer when they least expect it
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"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"
That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?
Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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throwback to a comment I saw on one of MoringMark’s comics that went something like “Hunter deserves someone like Emira not Half a Witch Willow”
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