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ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕤 𝔹𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 - ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪
(SR) Ceremony Robes (Part 2): "Don't Get the Wrong Idea"
(NRC: Dark Mirror Chamber)
Idia (Tablet): Students of Ignihyde, please gather here…
Riddle: He didn’t even come after I gave him a good scolding… how incompetent. I worry for the students that have to deal with a dorm leader this unreliable. They have my deepest of sympathies.
Vil: Hah… I expected it would turn out this way. Almost too expected, honestly, there was hardly any glitz or fanfare to this finale at all.
(The sound of students whispering among the crowd)
Ignihyde Mob A: Hey… Do you know who’s supposed to be our new dorm leader? I don’t see him anywhere.
Ignihyde Mob B: I think it’s supposed to be that guy in the tablet. Right there, the one that called us over here.
Ignihyde Mob A: You sure though? I heard Idia Shroud was supposed to be here, and I don’t see him anywhere. That couldn’t possibly be him, right?
Phobos: …and so it begins.
Ben: Huh-hm? How what begins?
Phobos: Get your head outta your fuckin’ phone and you’d hear it for yourself.
Ben: Ow- Hey, rude! You're on your phone too! Sheesh...
Ignihyde Mob B: Look around, all the dorm heads are at the front of their group, and the tablet’s in line with everyone else. So that has to be our dorm head.
Ignihyde Mob B: If that's our dorm head, then doesn't that mean that's Idia...? Why isn't he actually here, you think?
Ignihyde Mob C: Haahh… what a letdown. Of course, we have to have the one dorm head that didn’t even show up in person. That’s a bad omen for sure.
Ben: Ahhh… Yeah, you called it, alright.
Ben: Doesn't sound like they're causing problems yet, but... just keep an ear on ‘em 'til we get back to home base.
Ben: The crowd will be thinner back at the dorm, since it will just be all us Ignihydes. When he gives them a welcome face-to-face then, I’m sure they’ll calm down.
Phobos: You put too much faith in our “brave leader”, Ben.
Ben: I wouldn’t call it faith, SMH. At this point I’m either deluding myself for a pipe dream or praying for a miracle. Probably a mix of both.
Phobos: Hmph… Only time will tell, but I have a feeling with this mood Idia’s in, we’re in for a shitshow when we get back, too.
(Time passes as the ceremony concludes…)
(Ignihyde Dorm: Lounge)
Idia (Tablet): Here we are, at the “ever illustrious” Ignihyde dorm, based on the diligent nature of the King of the Underworld.
Ben: He's still not showing up in person...? He's not planning on giving the whole opening welcome like that... right?
Idia: Welcome to your school life for the rest of your stay here. Dark, gloom, and doom, and that's about it. You're all pretty unfortunate to be sorted here out of all the dorms, but it's whatever. You'll get used to it.
Idia: If you have any questions about the dorm, look it up yourselves on the school website. It's kept pretty up to date and should have all the information you need.
Idia: Unlike you newbies, I have a pretty right ship I have to run. Unless it's an emergency, try not to go out of your way to bother me. I have my vice dorm heads here for a reason.
Idia: Anyway, to further welcome you to the dorm and get you all situated with your new living situations, I have my second in command here on standby to assist.
Idia: Take it awaaaaayyy, Ben.
Ben: Wh- are you serious, he’s gonna make me…?!
Ben: (sigh) This isn’t gonna end well…
Ben: Alright... deep breath, mask on.
(Ben departs from the crowd and steps up beside Idia)
Ben: Ahem… Hey, what’s up gamers! I’m Benjamin Walker, second in command for Ignihyde. You all can just call me “Ben” though.
Ben: Anyway, don't listen to what our gloomy dorm head says, Ignihyde isn't actually all that bad! In fact, I'd say we're one of the coziest dorms on campus! Atmosphere aside~
Ben: We've got the best Ethernet and WIFI on campus down here! And we'll be hosting LAN parties for special occasions too! Everyone's welcome to join in, so if you make friends in other dorms, feel free to bring them over too!
Ben: If you're more interested on the mechanical side of things, we've also got a whole room on the first floor that's just for metalwork.
Ben: There's blacksmithing supplies, welding and soldering tools, tons of scrap metal that's free for public use, and we even have a hydraulic press!
Ben: The hydraulic press needs a key to work though, so you'll have to ask me or Idia for access. It's to prevent incidents from happening... again.
Ben: Oh! And if you ever wanna get food delivered, we've got a great set of drones we just got set up that will take your order right to your dorm room door-
Ignihyde Mob A: Ugghh, how long are we gonna have to sit through this spiel?! Give it a rest already, your hypebeasting needs serious work!
Ben: Uh- heh... come again?
Ignihyde Mob A: Come on, dude, quit wasting our time with this bullshit. It's so obvious how fake this all is.
Ignihyde Mob A: The first thing we got to hear when we got here is how shitty our school life is going to be from our dorm head himself, and now you're standin' here trying to buy us back with WIFI and a rec room?!
Ben: Uh... Yeah, kind of, I guess. Is it working~?
Ignihyde Mob B: Lil' bit, not gonna lie...
Ignihyde Mob A: Man, you can't even pretend?!
Ignihyde Mob A: This is a joke, just a giant ass joke! Our dorm head can't be bothered to even show up on day one, and now we have some jackass influencer trying to buy us over so we don't get dorm reassignments!
Ben: Hey, I'm not some influencer! I'd be getting paid at least for doing this, if I was.
Ignihyde Mob A: He's not even getting paid?!
Idia: Why the hell would he? I'm not getting paid for having to deal with all of you low-level crybabies in chat.
Ignihyde Mob B: Oi! I'm not some crybaby!
Ignihyde Mob C: Yeah, what the hell?! What kind of dorm head talks to their first years like that?!
(Murmurs start to stir in the crowd of new students)
Ignihyde Mob A: I can't believe all this. I can't believe that I actually was excited to be coming here to NRC when people like you two are the ones in charge of the dorms.
Ignihyde Mob A: How's the dorm head even decided here, anyway? Is it really all just who your family is?
Ignihyde Mob A: I bet that's it, isn't it? However much money your family makes, that gets your the seat at the head!
Ignihyde Mob A: Well, I might not be rich, but I bet I could take the position of dorm head by force if I wanted! I'm already a hell of a mage as is!
Ignihyde Mob C: Hey, you're gonna need a vice dorm head too, aren't ya?
Ignihyde Mob C: I bet being in charge would be a lotta fun, actually~ I'll be your backup if you're serious about this. If it's two to two, your odds are evened~
Ignihyde Mob B: I'm not all that interested in the power or anythin', but I guess I can throw my name into the ring too. Could be fun to go a few rounds with a real challenger for once.
Ignihyde Mob A: Haha, yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about~! Who else is with me?!
Phobos: That's enough.
(Phobos emerges from the crowd and stands before the crowd of Ignimobs)
Phobos: I'm done with listening to all this pointless barking. I think it's about time someone reminded you lot of who's really in charge here and why.
Ignihyde Mob A: Yeah? And who the hell are you supposed to be?
Phobos: Phobos Banner. Third in command for Ignihyde Dorm.
Ignihyde Mob A: Hah! So our dorm head’s so incompetent that he needs not only a second but a third vice dorm head in charge? That’s rich!
Ignihyde Mob C: Heh, we've only been here all of three seconds and I bet we could easily take him and claim the role of Dorm Head as our own.
Ignihyde Mob B: You idiots are just askin' for a manhandling. One of them, maybe we could take, but not all three of them.
Ignihyde Mob A: C'mon, puff out your chest! You're not really gonna let some half-competent seniors be the ones bossing us around for the next three years, are ya?!
Ignihyde Mob B: I mean I wouldn't mind having a bigger dorm to myself, that's for sure, but still-
Phobos: Haahh... If you all think you're such hot shit, then fine. Lets test your strength. I don't need backup to keep you all in line.
Phobos: Now... Have your knees give out on the cold, bitter ground. Kneel, like dogs, before the one who bears the crown.
Ignihyde Mob C: Hah! What's this about? Some kind of poetry reading... ugh!
(The mobs suddenly start collapsing to the floor)
Ignihyde Mob A: W-What's...?! Ow- I can't move my legs...?!
Ignihyde Mob B: H-Hey, why me too...!? What the bloody hell are you doing to us..!?
Phobos: Weakness courses through quivering veins, body and mind submit. Your face hits steel, your mind assent.
Phobos: Your heart beats weaker, lungs tighten. Blood flow hindered binds your thoughts. Amidst the fog, your life stays taut.
Ignihyde Mob C: N-Nghh... I can't... my arms are shaking... I c-can't keep my body up.
Ignihyde Mob B: Everything's... getting all hazy.
Phobos: Recognize your master. Know your place.
Phobos: The voice that calls you, a light in the darkness. Your hand of salvation, from a life condemned.
Phobos: Follow the flame, I'll show the way. Surrender your soul. Submit. Obey.
Ignihyde Mob A: S-Submit... obey...
Ignihyde Mob B: Submit... obey...
Ignihyde Mob C: Submit... obey...
Phobos: The voice that calls you demands your submission. Accept the call. Surrender yourself. Know your place.
Ignihyde Mobs: I surrender myself. I know my place.
Phobos: Good. Looks like you're starting to understand now who's in charge and why.
Phobos: As the calm before the storm, so too does it follow. The weakness dissipates, blood flow circulates as it once was, air rushes back to weakened lungs.
Phobos: Minds of clarity once restored, and bodies rushed anew with life light.
Ignihyde Mob A: (gasp!) W-What the hell just... Ugh, my head is spinning...
Ignihyde Mob B: I-I should've bloody known better than to get roped in with you two idiots...
Ignihyde Mob C: I feel like I just signed a contract written in blood... I'm just gonna live here on the floor forever now.
Phobos: Hmph... listen up, new blood. You think it’s all fun and games today because your dorm head disappeared when you expected him to be there.
Phobos: He may not have made a public appearance today, but don’t for a second think that speaks to his abilities. He’s the dorm head for a reason.
Phobos: Let this be a warning to all of you. Don’t fuck with us. Ignihyde dorm is in just as capable hands as any other dorm on campus.
Phobos: And if you think I’m powerful, then you have no fucking clue what Ben is capable of, let alone Idia. Am I making myself clear?
Ignimobs: …...
Phobos: I said, am I making myself clear?
Ignimobs: Y-Yes sir!
Phobos: Good. Now shut up and pay attention to your dorm head. This is your only warning from me.
(Phobos departs from the crowd and leans against one of the nearby walls behind Ben and Idia)
Idia: Well… that was a little more intense than I thought day one would go. Looks like they finally quieted down for a change though. GG, Phobos.
Ben: Heheheh... I don't usually get to see him whip out his U.M. on somebody so publicly like this~
Ben: That coulda been a lot more fatal if he wanted it to be. You lot should be grateful you're first years. Next time, he might not be so forgiving~
Idia: I hate how much you enjoy watching him do that... if one of them actually dies because of him, I'm the one that has to clean up the mess...
Idia: A-Anyway... it’s customary for each dorm to host a “welcoming feast” on night one, so that’s what we’re doing after the room assignment event's done.
Idia: Catering should be here soon enough, so lets get this done and over with. Ben, you have the card keys, right?
Ben: Yeah, I got 'em right here.
Ben: Alright, lets get this started! Whenever either me or Idia call your name from our list, come up and we’ll give you a map of the dorm layout and the card key for your dorm room.
Ben: First on the list, we have…
(Time passes as the room quiets down, and the crowd begins to dissipate)
Phobos: Haah... Finally, some peace and quiet.
Ortho: Phobos Banner, may I have a word with you?
Phobos: ...What do you need?
Ortho: I just wanted to say thank you!
Phobos: Huh?
Ortho: Before, when you lectured my brother about his appearance to the ceremony… your words were harsh, but you spoke from a place of caring.
Phobos: The hell gave you that idea?
Ortho: You put a lot of importance onto the first impression of the newest members of our dorm, and on the memories they’ll be making when they arrive here.
Ortho: You didn’t want them to have a bad first day; you wanted them to feel welcomed and optimistic when they came here. That shows you really do care about our dorm members and their time here at Night Raven College.
Ortho: Though you were a bit rough with the first years when they began to revolt, you still acted only to incapacitate them temporarily, not to permanently injure them.
Ortho: That resistance shows that you still care for them, and my brother's reputation, too.
Phobos: Tch… don’t get the wrong idea.
Phobos: I don’t care about their time here… how they spend their life is none of my business.
Phobos: I’m just not interested in some new blood getting cocky, causing problems, and trying to walk all over us upperclassmen. That’s all it is.
Ortho: Increased heart rate and sudden flushing of facial features. Abnormality in vital signs detected.
Phobos: S-Stop scanning my bio-readings! Ugh…
Phobos: Just… tell Idia I’ll be waiting for my “payment” for taking care of things tonight. I’m going back to my room.
Ortho: Hehehe~ I’ll make sure to have him treat you well for all your hard work.
/ End
#ツイステッドワンダーランド#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#twst oc#oc#original character#soul writes#personal story#Phobos Banner#フォボス • バナー
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No but I remember thinking OMG how could they drive Wonho out of Monsta for such a trifle thing and like 3 minutes later going
He was waiting for a chance to run awaaaaayyy ajshkashlajsksjaka
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A Sora event that revealed some of his past appeared!
Sora: Duel Academy in the Fusion Dimension trained me to be a warrior. When I was ready, the Professor sent me to the Standard Dimension. To find the remaining members of the resistance who escaped from the Xyz Dimension. Back then, I was excited to hunt them down.
Flashback Sora: You’re going to lose. It’s the one thing you’re good at. You were no match for us when we attacked, and you’re no match for me now! Weaklings like you can’t win. That’s why you’re so much fun to hunt down and destroy!
Sora: But I gotta give credit to those Xyz Duelists. They had guts. They defeated me twice, so Duel Academy teleported me back home.
[flashback begins]
Yuto: We never fled our home! We left so we could fight another day! Against those from your Fusion Dimension!
Yuya: There’s a Fusion Dimension? And an Xyz Dimension? And you’re bouncing between them?
Sora: More like running instead of bouncing. They hightailed it out of their world when we came calling.
Yuya: You really attacked them?
Sora: That’s right. You should have seen them when my crew and I took the battle to them! And in that battle, we were victorious - just like I’ll be in this Duel! It’s my destiny to conquer! After all, back at Duel Academy, I was selected as top in my class. !? No! You can’t take me away now! Just let me stay ‘til I beat him! Trust me! I can do it! Don’t take me awaaaaayyy!
Yuya: Sora...Sora!
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Heyaa!! Psycho Caleb! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAAAAAYYY
#critical role#digital art#rpg shit#rpg de mesa#critical role fanart#criticalrolefanart#caleb widogast
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It's funny because the last time Musashi drunkenly attempted to mug Yagyu, it ended with her sprinting off at top speed going "Uwaa! Run away! Run awaaaaayyy!!!"
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29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) CH 19 NSFW
This was a fucking struggle to write. It is also like one of the biggest chapters but here it is the big showdown! Its finally time for the Trashpire to fight back! Also prepare for some angst. Shits about to go down
CH 19
Rock of Ages
“ADAM! ADAM YOU SON OF A BITCH WHERE ARE YOU?” the young vampire tore through the rather nice apartment claws drawn ripping the modern furnishings.
“Is it necessary to destroy the rug?” Penny had appeared in the bedroom where Leech was going to town on a faux fur rug.
“I always hated his stupid yuppie style. So yes, its absolutely necessary”
The clown rolled his eyes and began poking around himself. He opened a drawer on the nightstand to find a photo album of Leech and Adam in happier times the picture on the cover showed him kissing her cheek with Leech’s signature toothy grin. Seeing this other give his mate the same joy he did now filled him with uncontrollable rage. Pennywise snarled proceeded to destroy the offending object shredding it with his teeth and claws. The clown grabbed Leech and shoved her up against the wall.
“Pen what are you-” she glanced down and saw the remains of photo album she had given her former lover on their 3rd anniversary. The vampire felt a sour taste in her mouth at the memory and pulled Penny closer to her.
Pennywise’s warm tongue dragged across her face and neck. “MINE” he snarled gripping her possessively. Fire danced in Leech’s eyes and she pulled her clown off the wall and onto her ex’s bed crashing her lips into his. All she wanted was for Penny to take her right then and there. Their tongues twirled together and grabbed at each other with ferocious need. Pennywise pushed up Leech’s shirt and ground his hips against her raking his claws on his mates skin to mark her. “Say you want me slut!” he growled into her ear. “I don't want anyone else Pen. Ever again.” she kissed him hard. “That’s my girl. Pennywise is going to mark you all over this others bed and make you mine all over again.” the clown snarled sliding his hand into the front of her pants. “Would you like that my precious?” Leech gasped when she felt a finger push into her dampening slit “Fuck yes! Remind me I'm yours Pen!” He began to push into her. “mmmm look at you! You're dripping. Bet you're getting off on this aren't you? I love your dirty little mind.” he giggled. Leech moaned like a bitch in heat. Pennywise had just begun removing her pants when the door to the bedroom opened and a man in a delivery uniform stood in shock at the moonlit scene going on in his bedroom.
“Uh heeeeey how have you been?” Leech laughed nervously noticing Penny had one claw in her panties and the other tugging on her bra.
“L-Lucy?”
“Well this certainly isn't how I imagine this confrontation would go down but uh anyway Adam this is uh Pennywise. He's a shape shifting clown, and uh the love of my life. Say hi penny.” Leech babbled nervously under the 7ft feral clown that was now drooling while letting out an alarming hate filled growl.
The clown looked back at his mate his eyes blood shot and glowing in the dark. He released her and Leech stood to pull her shirt back down cracking her neck and knuckles. Pennywise roared and charged the man in the doorway leapt back with inhuman speed scrambling through the apartment as the killer clown attempted to rip the challenger apart. Leech causally walked out into the living room where Adam was holding Penny back with a curtain rod that was being crushed in the clowns jaws.
“Alright wheres the book Adam?”
“You cant stop me Lucy you cant stop me from destroying you like you destroyed me! Then you’ll fucking see how good you had it! You'll regret leaving, I’ll fucking make you regret!”
“Oh were going for the drama queen angle here. Fine, we can play that way I can show off the claws you gave me when you turned me into a monster isn't that exciting?”
the nosferatu laughed and drug her talons into the building as she walked creating long scratches in the dry wall.
“WHERES THE FUCKING BOOK” she shrieked in her demonic monster voice her eyes glowing so bright you could see her fang filled grin on her skeletal face. Adam kicked Pennywise in the gut as he bit through the rod and stabbed both pieces through the clowns chest. Penny roared in pain causing leech to shriek in alarm. She lunged at her ex in full rage who was chanting something out of the necronomicon. A demonic creature with wings smashed through the window grabbing Adam and flying off with him. Leech screamed in frustration tearing curtains and furniture in a fit of rage. A claw on her leg broke her frenzy and she spun around suddenly remembering her lover had two large metal poles in his chest. “Shit Pen you ok?” the clown grunted pulling one of the rods out blood floating up from his wound. “WiLL… bE.. eVenTUalLY.”
“Here let me get the other”
“carEfuLly LeEcHIe”
“Hold still.” the nosferatu pulled the pole out and Penny howled in pain. Leech immediately hugged the clown close half for him half for herself she began to cry quietly hoping her clown wouldn't notice. Pennywise grunted at first growling from the pain but found himself softening a bit when he sensed the worry and frustration radiating off his mate. He was pissed sure but there wasn't anything he could do at this point. Fixing one problem at a time was the only option for now. He began to purr and make his soft love growl to her in a last ditch attempt to calm his vampire down enough for her to be able to help him out of his new enemy’s home. “I’m sorry Pen….I feel like this is my fault” she whispered. “Not mad at you kitten. We’ll make him pay love, that I can promise” he finally said bringing a large hand to stroke her fake hair. She melted into him wanting to shower her clown with as much affection as he'd allow. “You’re hot when you attack like that by the way.” she mumbled. Pennywise chuckled “Well aren't you just the sweetest little thing. You flatter me darling” the clown kissed the top of her head taking her blood soaked hands and cleaning them for her “I like the way blood looks on your skin” he tried returning the compliment. It wasn't quite Shakespeare and sounded mildly threatening but for Leech it might as well have been a sonnet. “I love you so much” she said burying her face into his ruffles Pennywise nuzzled his mate planting little kisses on into her wig while drinking in her sweet smells. “Love you too little hunter.”
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“Wow you guys took forever” Ash folded his arms in annoyance.
“What happened to you Jingles?” Chucky said eyeing the bloody holes in the clown’s outfit.
“Ran into our guy, Pen got stabbed” Leech strolled into the room rubbing Penny’s back affectionately.
“And the uh claw marks on the back of your blouse there?” Freddy laughed.
“Uhhhhhh” both monsters said in unison.
“Wow you guys couldn't even wait to get home could you?” Tiffany giggled and winked at the couple who were both a bit pink in the face.
“It was an emotionally charged moment ok?” Leech grumbled.
“Also its not a blouse!” Penny snapped.
“Alright options, obviously lover boy got away” Ash set his chainsaw on the table.
“We could just try to find him in the sewer?” Leech suggested
“Why didn't we do that in the first place?” Chucky snapped at the the group.
“You really want to deal with a bunch of un-killable demons?” Ash asked.
“Well we don't have much of a choice” Tiff agreed with the young vampire.
“Do we just go in there guns blazing or what?” Leech asked
“I’m not really the offensive type fangs” Freddy clicked his claws on the table.
“Yeah if you haven't noticed Tiff and i aren't really built for hand to hand combat. More of a stab and run fan myself.” Chucky set some knifes on the table and began sharpening
Freddy threw up his hands giving up choosing to pick up a guitar hero controller and turn the game on.
“Fred is now really the time for this?” Ash grumbled.
“What else is there to do?”
Leech glanced at the guitar and back to the gang. An idea quickly formed in her head.
“Wait…guys, what if we create a distraction? Like the ABBA incident?”
“We promised never to mention that again” Dracula rubbed his head at the memory.
“It worked though. Look I’ll be the bait you guys can do what you do best long enough for Ash to get the book.”
“I’m not letting you do that Leechie” Penny grabbed the vampire and growled.
“Pen nows not really the time to have feelings. I'm gonna die anyway let me at least make up for bringing this down on all of you.”
“And how do you know this will work?” Uncle Penny asked.
“Adam hated when I blasted music. Always told me to turn that racket off. They'll come I know it”
The clown growled in displeasure.
“You gotta let me do this Penny its me he's after anyway” Leech turned to Pennywise who seemed at war with himself.
“Alright lets plan then.” Ash put his remaining hand on the table.
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The sewers were eerily quiet save for the dripping and shambling noises from the corpses stumbling around the cistern.
“STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS STEP RIGHT UP!” a blaring sound coming from the circus cart broke the quiet. The Deadites turned around in confusion.
“COME ONE COME ALL COME LAUGH COME CRY COME FEAR COME DIE! FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE SEWER STAGE INTRODUCING LEECH THE SINGING AND DANCING VAMPIRE! OOHAHAHAHAHAAA!” the stage door flew open and Leech stood with her back to the edge of the stage.
“KNOCK EM DEAD LEECHIE! HEHEHEHEEEE!” fireworks exploded and an unusual amount smoke filled the cistern Leech snapped and pointed off stage “Hit it Pen!” Def Leppard’s Rock of Ages started to play.
As soon as the guitar made its entrance Leech spun around holding the guitar hero controller. She strummed the buttons and played air guitar lip syncing the lyrics.
All right
I got somethin’ to say!
Yeah its better to burn out
Yeah than fade awaaaaayyy!
The vampire rose her hand into the air taking some steps forward and swaying her hips.
All right!
ow gonna start a fire!
c’mon
She stood on the edge of the stage as the Deadites approached her though the fog.
Rise up gather round
rock this place through the ground
burn it up, lets go for broke
watch the night go up in smoke
rock on rock on!
drive me crazier, no serenade
no fire brigade just pyromania (c’mon)
One of the Deadites was yanked back into the mist. Leech grinned and danced more pulling off the best rocker moves swaying her hips from side to side. She caught a flash of yellow eyes in the darkness and winked humping the air a little while staring into them. The eyes grew brighter and vanished.
What do you want, what do you want?
I want rock ’n’ roll yes I do
Long live rock ’n’ roll
Oh lets go, lets strike a light
Were gonna blow like dynamite
I dont care if it takes all night
I gonna set this town alight c’mon
More deadites were cut down and a new figure was approaching from the pipes. Leech’s eyes flashed white and she pulled out her best distractions moving her hips and feed to the music.
What do you want what do you want?
I want rock ’n’ roll alright!
Long live rock ’n’ roll
Rock of ages rock of ages
Still rollin’, keep a-rollin’
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin, rock'n'rollin'
We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah
Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
Adam came into view and shouted at her his voice being drowned out by the music and the Deadites who seemed to be enjoying the performance with evil grins on their faces.
I'm burnin', burnin', I got the fever
I know for sure, there ain't no cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the road
Leech power slid to the edge of the stage where the Deadite Mandy tried to grab her. The vampire grinned nervously and walked back climbing to the top of the cart. That was close.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want rock 'n' roll, You betcha
Long live rock 'n' roll
A large chunk of Deadites were gone there were still 3 more trying to get to her plus her ex boyfriend who looked absolutely furious. Leech could see her adopted family surrounding them in the back and leapt back onto the stage going full rockstar for the solo kicking one Deadite to the ground that had managed to get onto the stage.
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', rock'n'rollin'
We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah
Say yeah
We're gonna burn this damn place down
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
She finished lighting a cigarette and blowing smoke into the air a manic grin worn on her face as she panted and bowed. The fog began to dissipate and three Deadites plus Adam stood in a sea of dismembered body parts.
“Wait Leech THIS is the guy?” Freddy cackled.
The sharp dressed vampire in the center stood with fantastic posture his skin like porcelain and his hair gelled up perfectly. He looked like a Twilight vampire rip off.
“He doesn't even feast on human blood thats pig blood in his cup!” Dracula laughed
“Well Jingles, looks like you got nothing to worry about competition wise! Leechie got a massive upgrade” Chucky yelled over to the clown.
“I’m a massive upgrade from anyone doll.”
“Dont get too cocky kid remember what happened last time” Uncle Penny laughed.
“We’re not talking about that in front of my newest nemesis and my mate. She doesn't know and I prefer to keep it that way”
“Doesn’t know about what? Peeennyyy? What are you not telling me?” Leech turned to her clown smirking.
“Haha! Remind me to tell you about it later fangs” Uncle Penny flashed her a toothy grin.
Adam loudly cleared his throat. “AHEM!”
“Adam, shut up don't interrupt us.” the nosferatu snapped.
“Yeah man, don't be fuckin rude” Freddy said cleaning his claws off.
“Wow your friends are all terrible Lucy.” Adam growled.
“Well yeah were all murderers you think we’d be upstanding members of society?” Leech shrugged.
“Excuse you apprentice I happen to be a gentleman and a count!” Dracula snapped.
“Dracula you totally left a horrible mess in the living room the other night when you had that chick for dinner” Chucky shouted.
“I-I hit a bad vein”
“At least like clean it up though! Even I did that earlier and I'm a lazy piece of shit!” Leech complained.
“Good to see you haven't changed much Luce.” Adam deadpanned pulling out a dagger with a bone handle and sharpening it.
“DONT TALK ABOUT MY MATE LIKE THAT! But I agree you are lazy dear.” Pennywise shouted.
“Wow thanks Penny so nice of you to defend me and insult me all in one breath”
Pennywise flashed his fangs and held up his hands in the shape of a heart.
“So are we done roasting me now? I came here to kill my ex and so far all we've done is chit chat”
“You say that so casually. You're a murderer?” Adam looked horrified.
“Well yeah you made me into a vampire?”
“It was never my intent to make you…this!”
“Honestly I should be thanking you. I think I'm starting to like the new me.” Leech’s eyes flashed white while she bared her fangs. The Deadites turned to the other monsters and charged as the severed limbs climbed towards them. “Leech get the book!” Freddy shouted. “I’m working on it!”
“You were supposed to come back! I gave you immortality!” Adam shouted slashing the dagger at her. leech leaped out of the way and growled back at him.
“YOU FUCKING FORCED THIS ON ME! Just like you forced everything else on me! You were ashamed of who I really was you tried to change me!” Leech began to morph her limbs cracked and stretched as her claws flexed.
“I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU SUCCESSFUL LIKE ME!”
“MAYBE I LIKE BEING A TRASHPIRE AND NOT YOU” she shrieked with her demonic voice and skeletal features beginning to push forward.
“I gotta say ya cant change a chick to fit what you want bud! Take it from a guy who's been married for 10 years!” Chucky shouted before getting punched across the room by Deadite Harry.
“Chucky no one asked you!” Freddy yelled.
“That thing is hideous why do you hang out with it? Also been meaning to ask since when did you have a clown fetish?” Adam shouted between leech’s claw swipes one of which caught his knife and tossed it to the side.
“See this is why I left. You wanted to change me, you never fucking listened, and you sold MY GOD DAMN RECORD COLLECTION” Leech charged her ex claws out screeching. The two vampires clashed together Adam holding off the nosferatu with a rusted metal fence spear.
“Wait you've always been into clowns?” Pennywise turned around after ripping off Deadite Daniel’s arm.
“PEN NOT THE FUCKING TIME” Leech screamed tossing the pole out of her ex’s hands.
“I’ve given you your chance Lucy you can come back and forget this. You can leave this sewer creature and these horrible monsters behind! Live a normal life a privileged life you won’t have to kill again!” her ex backed up against the sewer wall.
“Adam.” the nosferatu stood long limbs shrinking back to their usual spot “I like my life, I like my friends, I like the murder, the rundown house, the sewer, and I absolutely LOVE my monster sewer clown. Money, power, luxury mean nothing to me. I want this. I ran away for this. Its over and you're fucking dead.”
“How fucking dare you say no to me! After all I gave you. I gave you a home, a future, I gave you immortality for fucks sake and this is how you repay me? You were nothing! You always were! I’ll kill you, I’ll fucking take it all away you don't deserve my gifts! You're trash and its time for you to rot like it!”
The nosferatu screamed snapping a wooden baseball bat in half and charging with the jagged piece of wood pointed at her former lovers heart.
Pennywise heard the roar and the shriek first. There was a loud crack and a wail of pain the clown quickly ripped the Deadite Daniel in half and spun around frantically to his mate who was collapsed in a ball next to Adam. Penny’s charge slowed as the nosferatu rose from her position her arm hanging limp at her side. Adam lay still as the grave, the broken wood sticking deep in his chest. The standing vampire grabbed an ax howling in pain as she did so, swinging it down onto her ex’s neck until the body and the head were separate. Leech picked up the book of the dead out of Adams hand and whistled for Ash who was punching a disembodied head that had clamped down on his leg. “Say the words Williams!” she shouted turning to her clown who looked on with a mix of pride and relief “Hey” Leech smiled at Penny in exhaustion “How was your fight? I think I won mine.” she laughed weakly. Pennywise couldn't help but grin at her. As he took a step to embrace his love, Leech jolted and the smile faded from her face. A headless body stood behind her and Adam’s demonic looking head cackled on the floor. “Who’s laughing now Leechie!?” Leech looked down at the long rusted metal spear sticking out of her abdomen. “Huh I thought it'd hurt more” she mumbled and dropped to her knees as blood spilled out of her mouth.
“NO” the clown screamed. He rushed forward shredding the offending headless Deadite like paper and scooped his mate carefully into his arms. “Pen? Why am I cold?” she coughed.
“HUMAN SAY THE WORDS” the clown roared. Ash began to try to say ancient phrases struggling with the last bit the deadites dropped to the ground and a presence sucked its self out of the cistern. “Hold on little one just wait for old vampire to get here don't leave yet.” Penny had never felt fear like this in his life the threat of loss making him act in sheer panic.
“HURRY OLD MAN” he screamed. “H-hey Pen, I’ve been meaning to ask what'd you think of the show? Was it good?” the nosferatu wheezed and coughed up more blood. “You were perfect darling, I may have to make you a permanent part of my act.” he stroked her head tenderly.
“I-I’ll try to throw in some juggling n-next time. It'll have to wait though I think my arm’s broken.” she laughed and cried out in pain. “Shhhh just hold still” Pennywise was struggling hard with this for the first time in his long life he didn't want someone to die.
Dracula had finally reached them moving to get close to the dying Leech only to be met with a protective snarl from the clown. “She needs to be condemned if you want her back” he snapped at him. Pennywise reluctantly let him near. “We don't have much time she's dying as we speak. I shall begin immediately.” the elder vampire placed his hand on the top of her bald head. “I condemn you Lucy Smith to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood.”
“Pen? Final request while he does this.” Leech rasped.
“What is it love?”
“I don't want Adam to be the one who kills me I want it to be you.”
“Leech-”
“Please for me Penny, send me into the dark and don't you dare let go till I'm gone.”
“It needs to be now clown!” Dracula shouted.
“F-for you.” Pennywise cupped his mates face feeling her warmth for the last time.
“Make it spectacular” Leech smiled at him tears running down her face.
“I love you kitten.” she heard him whisper as he kissed her. Leech could have sworn she felt tears fall from him onto her cheeks.
“Love you too Pen” she rasped back. Pennywise gently tilted his mates head back and painfully extended his fangs. With a roar of anguish he sunk his teeth into her throat holding himself there until her grip on his hand went limp. Her scream echoed in his head long after she was gone, the one scream he never wanted to hear. The clown gazed down on her lifeless face and the red gore filled carnage that he left on her. She made a beautiful corpse. Pennywise closed the captivating blue eyes that once danced like cold fire whenever they looked at him. Those same eyes that were now hollow and absent of life. He let out a shaky exhale and held her empty shell close. “I’ll see you soon kitten.” He whispered into her pale skin as the last of her warmth left her body.
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SHES DEAD! And Penny had to kill her. I love sudden angst feelings in the middle of my comedic horror romance. And yes Leech used to live in Washington and yes Adam is a narcissistic vegan Twilight sparkly vampire. He only gets blood from ethical cruelty free sources. Thats partly why he kept his looks. Leech however eats the flesh and the blood and because of that her appearance reflects what a horrible creature she is. But even evil deserves to be loved. I miss my girl already friends. Don’t worry this ride isn’t over yet!
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How to Potty Train a Toddler
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How to Potty Train a Toddler
How to Potty Train a Toddler
How to Potty train a toddler
I know how frustrating that could be when all you want is a solution. I wanted one 🙂
I wanted to train our baby before her second birthday; well it did not work out. Then I tried when she was two and a half. Again it was a big Fail.
Every kid is different. Following are the tips and tricks that helped us to train our 34 Month Old Very ENERGETIC Toddler.
See if they are ready
I know every article says that but it is really helpful if you train them when they are ready.
So how to determine that?
For us these two signs told us that she is ready.
Started following instructions to a tee.
Knows when she goes. Although she was wearing diapers but she knew that she had to go.
What did we do?
For Number 1 (Pee) we asked her to tell us when she has to go even if she is wearing diapers.
She didn’t want to talk about Number 2 (Poop) so we let it be in the beginning.
Are you ready?
It is very important to be mentally ready to train your child. Get whatever help you can. If it is just you and your partner try starting it during weekend so that you are not exhausted.
Say Bye-Bye to Diapers
Training pants did not work for us. She took them exactly like diapers and wouldn’t tell us. We took the diaper away. Got her favorite underpants. OUR FAVORITE UNDERPANTS
We tried different potty seats. The one that fits the regular toilet worked best for us.
For the first two days we took her to toilet every 15 minutes. It needed great commitment but definitely paid off well.
In those days we pretty much became aware of her non-verbal actions before going Number 1 or 2.
We had 2-3 accidents each day.
She went Number 2 in her diapers
3rd day we told her that we will not take her to the toilet unless she tells us to.
We had two accidents she was not happy about it and a little embarrassed as well but she told us right after she had an accident. Third time she started making faces and we asked her do you want to go to toilet and SHE SAID YESSSSS we ran and celebrated later because it was a success.
Potty training chart simply works!
We did not want to give her any chocolate or candy as incentive so we became creative and used stickers instead.
I made a DIY potty training chart, Tape it on the bathroom wall and she would put a sticker on it every time she went.
Potty Training Chart worked like magic for all of us. It gave us the idea of how much time she goes, when she goes. Gave her motivation to put more stickers on it.
No sticker if she did not go. Clapping and appreciating for trying but sticker only when she goes.
Accidents are part of the process
No discouraging comments, scolding or signs of disappointment if they had an accident.
In fact accidents are integral part of the process. When it happens take them to the bathroom anyway, clean them and ask them politely to tell you next time. Tell them it is great that they are trying. You may think that they are too young to understand this talk but trust me they do understand.
Spend more time in carpet free area
Roll and put aside your favorite shag rug
Baking powder and salt 1:1 ratio with some essential oils in it work great on carpet and mattress to dry and remove odors.
Be Ready for the gross part
Alright it is time for us to face the gross part. My little one did not want anyone around when she had to go Number 2. She held her poop for first 2 days of potty training. 3rd day she was running in the house crying her eyes out and trying so hard to stop it from coming out.
She was doing really well with Number 1 so we decided not to push too hard for Number 2.
It is ok if they want to go Number 2 in diapers in the beginning because they should know that we appreciate their efforts and we want them to do things at their own pace. Offer them to go to the bathroom and sit on the potty seat while they have diaper on and do Number 2.
Some kids are scared of Number 2. Offer them to hold their hands, sing song or blow bubbles. That is what we did.
Next couple of days she went Number 2 in her diapers on the potty seat. Asked us to hide or close our eyes. I showed her dirty diaper (yes I DID) and told her it is better to drop icky poopy in the potty seat and flush it awaaaaayyy and if she does that she will get a BIG STICKER.
Make it a big deal
After couple of tries she did Number 2 in the potty. We made it a huge deal and celebrated. Gave her compliments. She got to choose her favorite sticker and we made a separate chart for big Stickers.
Night time
We were so happy with the way she was progressing so we did not rush night time training.
She was wearing training pants at night and she wet her training pants sometimes but we did take her to bathroom soon as she wakes up and before going to bed.
Bottle – Book – Bath – Bed is her bed time routine since she was 9 months old now she takes her milk in tumbler and goes after bath.
After Couple of days we noticed that she was uncomfortable in bed. Changing sides. Sometimes getting up in the middle of the night.
We took her to the bathroom and she went right away. It was a huge success.
From that day onwards if she is uncomfortable during her sleep, me or her dad would take her to bathroom.
One day around 3:00am she woke us up and said she had to go Number 1. That was big moment for us. Since that day she did not wet her bed.
Short Trips
Once we got the hang of the whole potty training thing, we thought to take her for a short trip.
First take them on small car rides then take them to some place they are very comfortable like grandparents’ house etc.
Here foldable toilet seat helped us a lot because she was already comfortable with it we packed it and took it with us.
For long travel or camping you can use potty seats with liners.
Remember
They are just kids. Accidents may happen after all this.
Stay consistent and be patient.
They will learn and days from now you will be sitting on a couch writing an article about it to share your experience with other Mommies or help keeping your friend calm who is completely freaking out about potty training.
Stay Strong Mommy and Daddy
You Got This
Links of the products that we used:
Underpants
https://www.target.com/p/toddler-girls-7pk-baby-shark-briefs/-/A-79373018?preselect=78626961#
We Stocked up on underpants and our baby loves to pick her favorites from Target
Potty Seat:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Jool-Baby-Potty-Training-Toilet-Seat-Non-Slip-with-Splash-Guard-and-Free-Storage-Hook/790121541
Foldable Potty Seat
https://www.target.com/p/jool-baby-toilet-training-seat-teal/-/A-79610452
Sticker Book
https://www.target.com/p/40pg-ridiculously-cute-1000-sticker-book-fashion-angels/-/A-78141570
Whether you want it for potty training chart or for your journaling, this sticker book is perfect
potty training stickers
Potty training sticker book
Potty training chart 2
Potty training chart 1
How to Potty train a toddler
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Gudako, since you mentioned she was a valid option.
Ritsuka Fujimaru
The Nasuverse’s most intrepid adventurer joins her servants in the arena as the ultimate support.
Ah, but you may ask, “How does an ordinary human without any ability for magecraft compete with a heroic spirit? Wouldn’t she run out of command spells very quickly?
The same way she’s always done it of course; through courage, resourcefulness, wit, and a state-of-the-art shapeshifting mystic code she fashioned for herself after multiple back and forths between Da Vinci’s laboratory and the Qin empire.
Proudly named the GUDAKO suit after her beloved childhood nickname, the highly experimental mystic code is a miracle of magecraft and would no doubt astound the magus association with its very existence. With possible applications in just about every field from exploration to warfare, this suit could change the world of magic as we know it. It is a good thing then, that its only true purpose for existing is to allow a master to play with her friends and deactivates outside the arena.
Long ranged
Below average speed
Low damage
Low HP
Low mana pool
Gudako’s gimmick is based around mixing different combinations of Arts, Quick, and Buster reagents to shapeshift new functions into her mystic code, as well as using instances of the reagents themselves to boost her parameters.
Gudako can hold a maximum of three reagents at once. Newly added reagents replace the oldest added.
Adding reagents has no cooldown. Transforming the mystic code has a very short cooldown.
Gudako can hold a maximum of two functions at once. When she shifts a new function, the oldest shifted function is deleted and must be recreated to be used.
Gudako has 10 functions total to create. These act as her actual skills.
Skill 1: Arts - Allows for manipulation of the soul. Each instance of Arts active grants Gudako increased mana and HP regeneration.
Skill 2: Quick - Allows for manipulation of the mind. Each instance of Quick active grants Gudako increased movement speed and attack speed.
Skill 3: Buster - Allows for manipulation of the body. Each instance of Buster active grants Gudako increased attack damage.
Noble Phantasm: GUDAKO - Transforms the mystic code depending on which reagents are currently active, adding new functions to the suit.
GUDAKO functionalities
AAA: Purge and Restore - A classic Master technique, now improved. Gudako heals a target ally and removes any damage over time effects.
“Let’s get you cleaned up before Nightingale comes for both of us.”
AAQ: Emergency Evasion - Time to get packing. Gudako grants a target ally a massive movement speed boost and 100% evasion from normal attacks.
“It’s time for the Fujimaru family’s secret technique. RUN AWAAAAAYYY!!!”
AAB: Punishment - Activated via the middle finger, Gudako fires a bolt of energy that sticks to the first enemy it hits, blocking a single buff they receive from any source. Explodes upon blocking a buff, dealing damage and a stun in an AOE around the target.
“I call this one the ‘Fuck you, Goetia’ move, on account of it letting me say fuck you to the King of Demons.”
ABB: Create Shadow Servant - Gudako creates a faceless copy of the target enemy that cannot use skills but copies their stats, which then attacks the targeted enemy using a portion of their own damage.
“Is this messed up? Yeah. Kinda. Is it really fun to watch Gil taunt himself? You bet it is.”
AQB: Gandr - Gudako fires a homing bolt from her wrists at the target enemy, dealing damage and stun.
“Oh it’s not actually Gandr - I can’t use any real magic on my own - but calling it a stun gun felt like we were being cheap.”
AQQ: Rumble Party - Gudako fires a twister from her palms that increases the movement speed of allies hit and knocks enemies upward, stunning them and dealing damage.
“You wouldn’t believe how much the original version of this spell sucked.”
BBB: Phantasmal Reinforcement - Gudako grants a target ally a vast increase in attack damage and skill damage for a brief duration.
“Oh, you wanna play rough? Let’s play rough.”
QBB: Safety Oil - Gudako fires an oil stream from her wrist, increasing the mana regeneration of all allies who step in it while draining the mana of enemies who step in it. Allies in the oil cannot have their buffs removed, and enemies in the oil cannot have their debuffs removed. Enemies in the oil are slowed.
“The Magus Association keeps asking me where I found a substance capable of blocking cleansing magic. I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s unicorn pee.”
QQB: Unavoidable Strike - Gudako infuses an ally with an incredible surge of energy, increasing their attack speed and guaranteeing 100% accuracy (cannot miss to evasion) for a set number of attacks.
“Is the Archer class really made out of Archers? After this spell you can’t ever be really sure!”
QQQ: Eye of Medjed - Gudako connects an ally’s Saint Graph to Atlas technology, lowering the mana costs and cooldowns on all their skills for some time.
“There must be better ways of using a magic supercomputer... Oh well!”
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Tips:
An extremely versatile support, Gudako controls the fight with a wide variety of buffs and disables to help her allies win.
Since adding instances of Arts, Quick, and Buster has no cooldown and no mana cost, Gudako can rapidly shift her parameters according to her needs in battle.
Gudako can cast her buffs on herself, making her a capable fighter in a pinch.
She can also cast the buffs on the shadow servant from Create Shadow Servant, forcing an opponent to face their worst enemy: themselves but stronger!
Gudako is a rather greedy support. the nature of her abilities needing levels and her naturally weak stats means she needs a solid lead over her opponents.
Gudako has lines for defeating, being defeated by, and encountering every servant in the game.
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