Indoor tropical rainforest, Dubai
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Bruce stared. He had just been lecturing one of his son on his gala manners. Dick or Jason were usually the ones misbehaving like that, not Tim! What had gotten into his son to behave like that in public when he wasn't even in a sleep deprived state. Of course, Bruce had to lecture his kid and benched him for the night to get some sleep because Tim had to be sleep deprived to act like that. That was untill said son, he was lecturing, came through the front door shouting at him for leaving him behind at the gala.
His head swayed between Tim and the teen he had apparently just abducted and possibly has now knowledge of their secret identities.
Okay, maybe Alfred was right about his amount of sleep. Bruce brain went to overdrive, he could play it all of with an extended Brucie act.
That was before the teen lifted on hand in a calming manner and sheepishly smiled at him.
Danny: I get the whole secret identity thing, but i dont think it's a good idea to bench me, when ghost might come attacking. I won't tell a soul about yours if you keep mine! I can make a death vow if that helps. So can I call vlad now? As much as I like getting on his nerves and away from him. HE is my original ride home.
Tim: Wait, Vlad Masters who pestered ME all night is your guardian?
Bruce continued staring at the teen that looked like Tim and was now talking to his son while his son was parallel texting on his phone. No doubt telling his other sibling.
Good, they will never let this go and Alfred will use this situation against him next time he works through several nights.
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[id: an edit of the 'he would not fucking say that' image, reading 'she would not fucking be motherly']
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they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
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Something tells me they would be very good friends.
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my siffrin mod for slay the spire is out now!!
i've worked really hard on this for a long time, please check it out! ;w;
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Love the hc of Jonah Magnus being trans ftm and just body hopping into cis male bodies bc like yeah what do you do when you are trans in the 19th century and there’s no hormonal treatment nor top surgery available at your time ? You become a fucking fear god avatar and start body hopping ofc
WE NEED MORE EVIL TRANS CHARACTERS LIKE YES KING FUCKING STEAL CIS MEN BODIES GO GO GO JONAH
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none of those words are in warriors: the ultimate guide
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