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synonym-for-life · 1 year
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My toxic trait is hanging on to glass bottles that I think are neat for a while so I can use them for a ‘project’ when I have never once used a bottle for a ‘project’ ever in my life.
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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
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synonym-for-life · 1 year
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Listen to your body, they say. And my body says, go, walk in the sunlight for the day is short. And my body says, sit by the fire and tell stories once the sun goes down. And my body says, settle in, cover yourself in fabrics and furs while the evening sky blackens further.   And my body says, drink hot mead, listen to the howling of the winds and let your eyelids droop. And sleep. And yet, it is dark and cold outside, but there is commute to be had, work to be done and people to please and my body tells me no. As all things in nature, I must rest to be reborn.
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actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
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this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
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synonym-for-life · 1 year
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Ok, so I was reading this news story:
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So far so normal, right? But then:
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Like what. And then:
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Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 
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synonym-for-life · 2 years
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synonym-for-life · 2 years
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replace one word of your url with bitch
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3513 Stucky fics! You’re like the walking Stucky Library of Alexandria 😮
And that my fic is among your top 5!!! 😮 😮 😮  I am beside myself (like really, actually, wow, damn, ashjhgsdgh, thank you!)
what are your top 5 favorite stucky fics?
omg I love this question!! as of today, I've read at least *looks at bookmarks* 3513 stucky fics, so to ask me to pick 5 of them is very difficult, but I'll try XD
All these fics destroyed my soul. Please mind the tags before reading!
Into That Good Night by Nonymos. Rating: E, Words: 73540
Steve Rogers has lived for entirely too long—long enough to see the world's end. The heroes are gone, and the Earth is pushing what's left of mankind towards the exit. But when a makeshift team rises from the ashes, when a mysterious presence all but drags Steve there, he begins to think there may be hope yet. As they shoot for the stars one last time, Steve will get proof yet again that the future is nothing if not an echo of the past.
20th Century Limited by Speranza. Rating: E, Words: 52010
"Where am I? Where is this?" and he was in Brooklyn, he was on a beach, the train was shaking around him. He was in the plane, ice splintering up onto the windshield. He was in a tank, tubes trailing from his face, from his groin. Christ, he was cold. There was still ice on his fingers. He was in the Grand Canyon. He was in Times Square. This couldn't be Times Square. Where the hell was this? "Tell me! Where am I, who are you, where's—" —Bucky?
Troubled Water Running Cold by @synonym-for-life. Rating: E, Words: 15135
Bucky Barnes loved Steve Rogers. Steve Rogers loved him back. And, yet, this is still a story about love that was, but never got to be.
Something Wild Calls You Home by @resinonao3. Rating: E, Words: 279864
Bucky’s barbed tongue slips out between two dry, pink lips and tastes the salty familiarity on Steve’s fingertips. The memory is distant, like a dream, and his left ear flicks as he lifts his head with renewed energy. “If it isn’t the Star Spangled Man With a Plan,” he croaks out, grinning wide enough to show his fangs. In which Captain Steve Rogers becomes the new keeper of the disabled hunting cat who once saved his life, and learns that the price of freedom is higher for some more than others.
four dreams in a row where you were burned by @voxofthevoid. Rating: E, Words: 75188
“Who the fuck are you?” “Steve Rogers.” Steve straightens, looks Bucky in the eye. Remembers all the times he’s said this, in a future that this world will never see. “I’m your friend.” “Steve Rogers,” Bucky repeats, mouth twisting bitterly. “Captain America. The same Captain America who’s buried in ice, who fucking sacrificed his fool ass to stop the Red Skull, who crashed a motherfucking plane into goddamn ice nine days ago.” “Twelve,” Steve corrects a little numbly, because that’s the easiest part he can address. “I went down on February 2nd. It took them a while to determine whether or not to let the public know. To weigh the demoralization my death will cause against the vengeful heroics my sacrifice will inspire. Clearly, they decided on the latter eventually, but I’ve been told it was pretty close.” _ When Steve uses the last of his Pym Particles to travel to 1944 and save his best friend, he doesn’t have a plan beyond leaving behind the battlefield and living his life alongside the people he loves. But time has a will of its own.
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synonym-for-life · 2 years
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I swear to fucking god this post was talking about crabs when I reblogged it ...what is happening
I mean I'm also horny but I also feel like I'm having a stroke
Sorry if i was acting horny, i was horny
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synonym-for-life · 2 years
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Sorry if i was acting horny, i was horny
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