I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute
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have you ever considered therapy for your repressed anger issues? it would help.
they’re not repressed i’m expressing them a lot
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"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier
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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo
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if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice ❤️
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
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heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)
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"I'll save you!" I cry as swords begin to erupt from my body and I scream in agony (it's not really clear how this is helping you)
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you know what? i can't fix them. in fact, they can make me worse. they can be the worst thing to ever happen to me.
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sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me
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i would describe myself as fun and light hearted and unburdened. please ignore the blood in my mouth
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normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.
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yes i may be evil and yes i may be deranged and yes i may be abhorrent and beyond all rational comprehension and yes i might practise dark magic and yes i might be guilty of atrocities and yes there might be no turning back from the horrors i have unleashed upon the world
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I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife
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You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
well no one else is gonna do it
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sorry for killing the vibe. it will happen again
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