absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

pig,,

Christmas Night in West Africa, an Unbidden Guest

by Richard Caton Woodville Jr.

group chats with people who aren't your friends are so stressful every time i send a message i have to triple check it to make sure it was what i meant something normal like "yea i can make the dinner" or "that's so funny" and not an accidental misstext like an itemized list with links of all the porn ive consumed in my entire life + a suicide note + a love confession

am i the coolest loser you know

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

canon stex: this is KILLERWATT elektras security truck, hes SERIOUS and very good at his job

stex fandom: this is kiwi hes a little goober :)

what if i... stexified mili....

Sir Philip Sasson (Phillip Albert Gustave David Sasson), 1923, John Singer Sargent

Medium: oil,canvas

till deactivation do us part

part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

All my haters become craters when I hit them with the meteorite

Ways to say "girlfriend" in Finnish

Tyttöystävä, tötsy ötsä, tötti pöddi, öödipöödi, tytti pyttis, tööttipötsi, ööli bööna, rönttö höttiäinen, tötö ödö, tötterö ötökkä, tyty ytty, töötti torvelo