Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes

when a snail shrinks both its eyes into its head when it gets scared i wish i could do this with both my peneenises

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

*proudly* there are even talks of freezing me in a glacier for one thousand years

Your pussy is wet? Gross! [EXTREMELY LOUD HAIRDRYER SOUND]

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

drink my concoction boy

There are literally moo cows outside. and you dont care.

meow and for the love of fucking god mrraow

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies