Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

i do like how taylor wishes the best for joe in the end of "so long, london" like "hope you find someone, hope you are happy" while she's like "hope you rot in jail" to matty in "the smallest man who ever lived"

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

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idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick

i swear some of the polls on this site look like