Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good
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My cat watching the Care Bears cartoon
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my dumbass thought they meant like, evil pets
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big fan of attributing things to "the curse" recently and not elaborating
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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I’m autistic as fuck actually but I got swag I think
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it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed
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women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare
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Just gonna start using this excuse IRL.
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the most unserious duo in dunmeshi
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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