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Sugar Pink Poison
Lover of all things pink, cute, pony and gore-y. They/Them
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Broken Vessel got tired of fighting my incompetent arse and just let me win, apparently
Seriously though, I got my face kicked in yesterday so I decided to do this fight tomorrow and I come back and somehow they're dead?????
This isn't one of those killed at the same time things, I didn't even get five seconds into phase two of that fight
They're just...dead.
Damn, was looking forward to beating that fight and having my emotions stomped on
#hollow knight#Hollow knight bug? Maybe??#It's still a great game though#Even if Soul Tyrant makes me cry and swear like an angry COD 12 year old boy#little ghost#lost kin#Look at my adorable hoard of fairy children#I love the Glowing Womb charm sm
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The evil has been vanquished
Dad accidentally froze a wire jar ring in the fridge and spent half an hour salting it before giving up and asking to borrow my hair dryer
✨Just Dad things✨
#Dad: the ice age is over#This ends the thrilling trilogy of dad being an adult of questionable wisdom#just dad things
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So, in addition to dad playing barber in the fridge
My hairdryer over heated and I had to spend a whole minute arguing with the full grown father adult to not leave it in the fridge to "cool down"
Dad accidentally froze a wire jar ring in the fridge and spent half an hour salting it before giving up and asking to borrow my hair dryer
✨Just Dad things✨
#...Men used to hunt#I can hear chunks of ice crashing out the fridge#And the occasional quiet “woohoo”#Just Dad things
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Dad accidentally froze a wire jar ring in the fridge and spent half an hour salting it before giving up and asking to borrow my hair dryer
✨Just Dad things✨
#I share DNA with this man#modern problems require modern solutions#Dad: I can use science to solve this easily#Half an hour later#Dad#peaking into the room shyly:...can I use your hairdryer#As I was tagging this I hear aggressive scraping and then a *pop* “Yay!”
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Shout out to my dad who listened to me ramble disjointedly in the kitchen about Batman and his villains for ten minutes
#Oh yeah#Hyperfixation time#I really like Batman#Can you really be a fan if you're not a little bit in love with half his rogue gallery?#batman#DC
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I was going to buy some really cool Ace pins I found online but I've got that no money disease so now I'm sulking in an ace flag burrito
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
His name is Epsilon and i love him
#Pastel baby time#There's no such thing as too much pink#anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar#do not edit#reblogging is okay#The real gay agenda is to take over space#Fuck he's so cute#Epsilon#mew
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[Narrator voice]: and then they never did
Eventually i’m gona have to get of my arse and actually find and finish season 9 of mlp lmao
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“HEY TWILIGHT LOOK HOW MANY CANDYCANES I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH!!!!!”
Tried using a Festive colour pallete for this one
Happy Holidays from me and everyones favourite horse girlfriends<3
#My Little Pony#friendship is magic#twipie#Twilight Sparkle#pinkie pie#Twilights laughing now but this is destined to end in a visit to the ER#Pinkie celebrates HARD#There is no off switch#Christmas#do not edit#DO NOT REPOST
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"Wow...hi, I'm Skywishes.."
"*Giggles* I know"
I vividly remember watching this special and absolutely loving these two, so here they are with a G4 redesign
#my little pony#skywishes#starcatcher#Mlp g3#I think they were my first ever ship lmao#they're lesbians harold
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Happy Halloween from the Apple Sisters!
#my little pony#friendship is magic#do not edit#do not repost#applejack#apple bloom#halloween#they're the spookiest sisters in town#this took ages#and now i'm tired#so I'm gonna nap and then shove sweets down my face hole
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Concept: enby Dashie
#nonbinary#my little pony#friendship is magic#do not edit#do not repost#rainbow dash#a snug smol horsey for your heart#not a headcanon#just something I think is neat
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Just, no.
#asexual#akoiromantic#nonbinary#for my No babies#if anyone tells you you're not valid I'll punch them in the face for you ok?#lgbtqplus
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Ok so my oven is suuuuper fucked, right?
Like, I can’t cook anything in it for more then ten minutes without opening it and setting off every fire alarm in the apartment. So now every meal time is a game of Russian Roulette
I can’t believe some poor bastard is going to have to put “oven induced heart attack” down on my death certificate
#The grim reaper is going to laugh at me#I’m gonna get to the afterlife and that jackass is gonna laugh so hard his skull comes off fuck
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If you’re ever worried about how horrible your memory is I put down Hollow Knight once in 2018 and forgot about it for 3 years
so, it could be worse
#hollow knight#i have the same problem as dogs#If I put something down it just stops existing until I stumble on it again
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“And that was my third favouritest party you helped me plan, now my second favouritest was when-”
Pink Ponk and Book Horse <3
#My Little Pony#friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#twipie#Just rewatched the MLP movie#It's basically an hour of Twipie#do not edit#DO NOT REPOST#reblogging is okay#they're so fucking cute
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Lmao i just remembered that i had a tumblr
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