Sketches

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"male martyrs are almost always surrounded by nurses, their mothers, adoring angels and other loving disciples wrapping their crushed and holy bodies in strips of herb soaked cloth and weeping rapturously. female martyrs are almost always depicted having their skin flayed, breasts branded or ripped off with tongs or being stabbed and they are always, always alone save for her murderers. there is never anyone by their sides celebrating their spiritual life, only fiendishly reveling in their torture of her. it is perilous to be a "girl.""

martyrs (2008) // the passion of joan of arc (1928) .

oh what’ve I been up to these past few weeks? well nothing much you know haha. just killing people. just murdering people. I’ve been murdering people

please don't touch me, 2021 by Luka Khabelashvili

@lumiccu

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

the circus was in town that day 🤡

I disappeared, but! I really want to continue this for a while.

Magic girl

that one dirk and dave conversation towards the end

listen to me. earth c au where instead of the pumpkin patch wwe knockoff bullshit, Dirk starts a youtube channel (latent fetish pornographer instincts inherited from Bro motherfucking Strider) and pulls the same "making people hate him" shtick but with yt edgy shock content, ala filthy frank cake trilogy. Dave joins in (casual interest in film + making nonsensical offensive shit ((cancer crew is sbahj/daveblog -esque listen listen listen)) for ironies) and they get 5bajjilion subscribers. they have godtier immortality still so they're able to do insanely dangerous stupid shit for videos. they would make super trash bros if given the opportunity i know this to be true <- voice of a man who is desperately trying to justify his insanity

the way i love sis strider

i just dont have words for it mmkay

Your shit is wrecked or some other fuckin' thing.

No new dirkjake today I'm playing minevraft have this drawing from 2020

havent designed ult kankris outfit provided to him by dirk yet, but this is how he ends up with it