kyle x bebe (smut-ish) fanfic- i hate you
requested by: anonymous
!!AGED UP!!
TW: smut (make out part), suggestive content (mostly just innuendos of being aroused) details of small sexual acts. HELLA tension. i tried to go light on this for it being the first smut-kinda-content on my new account.
NOTE: you guys can imagine whatever you want but please please please picture them 18 or 18+. it would make me feel more comfortable writing this kind of stuff. also please don’t hate on me or the person who requested this. if you don’t like it, just keep scrolling. there is never any need to hate on anyone or anything. thank you :)
it was the middle of class and the students were all taking a timed math quiz. all of them where quickly working, not even checking their answers to see if they were right. all of them are just trying to put down as many answer as they can before the timer stops.
unfortunately for bebe, math was her worst subject. she had only 2 questions, out of 10, filled out. she looked up at the clock. 4 minutes. she started to panic. her face got hot and sweaty. she was embarrassed at how everyone else was either done of about to be, and she had barely started. there was only one more option bebe had to do if she didn’t wanna fail.
she looked over at wendy, and saw that she was done. bebe would ask wendy for answers, but wendy was too far. she looked over at heidi, she was almost done. but it was too risky to ask her for answers. heidi would definitely be too loud about it. cartman sure did change her.
bebe groaned she was out of options. until it hit her. she glanced over at kyle, who sat right next to her and just happened to be the smartest kid in class, and also just happened to be finished. she had an idea.
bebe knocked her pencil case off the desk.
“oh shit! kyle can you get that for me? i cant reach that far.” bebe said in a whiny tone, pouting at kyle.
“uh sure bebe.” he said weirded out at her desperateness. he bent over and started collecting her items. bebe began to write his answers down.
bebe finally finished just as kyle got back up.
“here.” he said. “i still don’t understand why you couldn’t have just picked it up, but whatever...you’re welcome.”
“oh yeah, thanks kyle.” she said, putting her hand on his shoulder.
skip to the next day, same time
“so children. i looked over your tests last night and well. most of you did mediocre, which was expected, but a few of you got perfect scores!” everyone looked at each other smiling wondering who they were. “but children, i also noticed something a little odd. two of you had the exact. same. answers. for every. single. question.”
the students quickly turned from excited, to confused.
“kyle. bebe. see me after class.”
“what the fuck?” kyle said loudly.
bring, bring, bring!
everyone started leaving the class, one by one. except for bebe and kyle of course.
“bebe what the fuck did you do?!” kyle whispered loudly.
“what did i do?? what did you do!” bebe lied, pretending she didn’t know what he was talking about.
“okay children. which one of you is gonna speak up?? who cheated on who?? this isn’t a coincidence.”
“mr garrison, do you really think i would cheat on a goddamn math test??? have you seen my grades for fucks sake??” kyle said, panicking.
“jesus kyle calm down. no i don’t think you did.”
“thank you!” kyle said relived.
“but i doubt bebe would do it either.”
“WHAT?!” kyle screamed.
“see kyle, i told you i didn’t do it.” bebe said sweetly smiling at him, slighting staring at his lips.
kyle groaned. “jesus christ. i’m leaving.” kyle stormed out of the classroom.
“ah shit he left. sorry bebe, we’ll continue this tomorrow.” mr garrison escorted her out of the classroom and closed the door.
kyle was walking outside of school. “fucking bebe. she’s trying to ruin my life. it’s like there’s another cartman.” he mumbled to himself.
“who’re you talking to, you fucking weirdo.” bebe said standing behind him.
“jesus, bebe what do you want?” kyle said.
“nothing...” she started walking close to him. kyle started stuttering. “i just want you to know that,” she pulled him closer to her by his collar, the tips of their noses almost touching. “i. always. win.” she let go of him and then starting walking away.
“holy shit.” kyle said, standing there speechless, flustered, mad, and slightly aroused.
when kyle got home, he immediately called mr garrison.
“mr garrison?? i know what happened with the test. bebe copied off me. she basically told me herself.” kyle said, grinning like the devil.
“oh are you sure?” mr garrison replied.
“positive.”
“well okay then. thank you kyle. bye now.”
he hung up.
kyle laid down on his bed, proud of himself.
time skip to the next day
kyle was walking down the hallways with stan.
“so yeah i ended up loosing the bet but i don’t fucking care. craig has to pay me back anyways.” stan said to kyle.
“no stand. fuck craig. you should’ve won the-“
bebe pushed kyle against the wall.
“KYLE ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!” bebe yelled, stepping in front of him so he couldn’t move. everyone in the hallways turned to stare towards them.
“bebe what the hell r u talking abt?” kyle said putting his hands up to to per-sway his “innocence.”
“YOU PIECE OF ACTUALLY FUCKING SHIT!” bebe pushed him harder against the locker.
“jesus bebe calm down!” kyle said as her knee went in between his legs, almost touching his groin. at this point everyone in the hallways was crowded around them.
“KYLE! IM GETTING AN F ON THE TEST AND DETENTION FOR TWO DAYS AND I HAVE TO DO FUCKING TUTORING NOW! DON’T FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!” bebe said pulling his collar close to her, this time their faces touching. some of kyle’s friends started laughing. “kyle’s such a pussy.” cartman said. “yeah bebe’s totally gonna fuck him up.” craig laughed. this made kyle really, really angry.
bebe became weak for a second, allowing kyle to switch positions. he flipped her and then pinned her against the lockers instead, leaving bebe shocked and turned on.
“bebe i swear to fucking god, if you yell at me in-front of everyone again, i’ll beat the shit out of you. and i don’t care that you’re a girl. got it?” kyle said through gritted teeth, staring at her soft,plump lips. kyle couldn’t hide how furious he was.
“got it...” bebe slightly moaned.”
“BROFOLOSKI! STEVENS! MY OFFICE! NOW!” mr mackey said after seeing them against the lockers and seeing how everyone was crowed around them.
kyle and bebe angrily walked with him, ignoring everyone’s “oooooo”’s.
the three of them were now in mr mackeys office.
kyle and bebe giving each other death stares.
“i’ve had it with you two at each other’s throats, mkay? i think you two need to sort your issues out. follow me.” mr mackey said as he started leading them to a classroom. “you guys and me will stay in here all afternoon until your problems are worked out, mkay?”
after 30 minutes, barely any progress was made. the most they said was, “fuck you.” to each other.
“i don’t think i can take much more of this. i’m asking mr garrison for help. ill be back as soon as i find him, mkay?” he said.
“yeah sure.” kyle said his arms still crossed.
“whatever.” bebe said, her arms matching kyles.
5 minutes had passed and it was dead silent. the two were still standing up, both clearly irritated.
“we wouldn’t be here if you had just studied for your math test dumbass.” kyle mumbled.
“maybe if you weren’t such a stuck up prick, we wouldn’t be here. you know, everyone cheats off each other. it’s not a big deal.” bebe said rolling her eyes.
“if it’s not a big deal then why are we here? oh i know, cause you went all psycho in the hallway!” kyle said, raising his voice.
“i was only mad cause you told on me!” bebe said walking closer to kyle, pointing a finger.
“oh right cause this is all my fault.” kyle replied, making fake quotes with his fingers.
“actually it is. maybe if you weren’t so far up your own ass, you’d stop only caring about yourself! you stupid fucking pathetic loser!” bebe said, now staring at his lips.
“god! do you ever shut up??” kyle said, staring right back at her lips.
“make. me.” bebe said through gritted teeth.
kyle and bebe grabbed each other, sloppily making out. kyle pushed bebe against the nearest wall. bebe put her leg around him, pushing him closer. kyle’s hard-on was pressing against her. “i fucking hate you.” bebe said between kisses. kyle smiled and started kissing her harder. bebe put her tongue in his mouth with no warning, making kyle moan slightly. kyle put his hand at the base of her shirt. “can i?” he asked. “jesus kyle. don’t be a pussy. do it.” kyle smiled and started putting his hand up her shirt, until they heard the door rattle.
“SHIT!” they both said at the same time. they got off of each other.
“okay, i brought you too some worksheets to do, to help calm you down, mkay?”
“actually mr mackey, i think we worked things out. we should probably go home now and finish our homework, right kyle?” bebe said, obviously trying to get out of there.
“uh yeah, yes! we really do!” kyle said, struggling to hide his raging erection.
“well i uh guess you could leave early if you-“
“thanks!” they both interrupted and then quickly left.
mr mackey sat down, smiling to himself.
“i’m such a good consular.”
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If you’re still looking for requests, can I request a wholesome Mimthan fanfic? I’m not too picky as long as it’s cute fluff. I just want them to be happy. 💖
sure! i think mimthan is a really cute ship :3 ty for the request!
NOTE: this takes place right after the episode “crippled summer.” obviously you can still read it if you haven’t seen this episode, but some of it wont make sense. also sorry if this is bad or too short, i wrote it during class so some of it is a little rushed :/ thank you :)
nathan pov:
i just got out of the hospital. after what happened at camp tardicaca, i’m surprised i even survived.
i walked outside and mimsy was waiting for me with flowers. “i uh hope you’re okay nathan. i’m sorry about uh jimmy and the shark and stuff. it was all my fault. i’m really sorry.” he said while handing me the flowers.
i took them from him. even though it actually was all his fault, i wasn’t mad at him. i couldn’t be.
since i was in the hospital for a long time, i had time to think about everything. it made me realize i liked mimsy. and not just as a friend.
“it’s okay mims. thanks for being here.” i said smiling at him. he smiled back and then hugged me. i could feel myself turning pink.
“do you want to go hang out at your house? i really don’t want to go home right now.” i said as we started walking away from the hospital.
“sure,” mimsy said. “we can do whatever you want. you just got out of the hospital, it’s your special day.” he rubbed my back. suddenly i felt safe.
time skip, mimsy’s house
“make your self at home nathan. do you need anything?” mimsy said as i sat on the couch.
“may i have a glass of water please?” i said to him.
“sure boss, whatever you want.” mimsy smiled at me and then walked in the kitchen.
i needed to tell him how i felt. he was all i could think about. i used to fantasize about what it would be like to date him. i would think about how would we cuddle all the time since mimsy’s a very huggable person. i thought about how me and him would go on cute, romantic dates together, and use all the money i had from selling drugs to go to nice restaurants. i thought about how he would treat me right. he would treat me just how i’ve always wanted to be treated.
mimsy came back in the room holding a glass of water. i knew what i had to do.
“here you go.” he handed me the glass and sat down next to me. “nathan, why are you being so nice to me?” he said. this caught me by surprise. i didn’t realize i was being so soft with him. i mean, i couldn’t help it.
“mimsy...i...i really don’t know how to say this...”
mimsy pov:
my heart was beating fast in my chest. what is he gonna say?? what if he likes me back?? no, i’m getting my hopes up too much. he probably just felt bad for being a dick to me at camp.
“mimsy, i...i like you. and not just as a friend. i um have a crush on you...” nathan blushed and looked down at his feet. i could tell he was embarrassed. i was smirking
“that’s a relief.” i said laughing.
“what?” nathan said, clearly confused.
“i’ve liked you since the first day of camp, i’m so glad you told me first ‘cause i was too scared to ever say anything.” i said, still laughing.
nathan got really quiet. maybe he was just kidding. i shouldn’t have told him i liked him. he probably thinks i’m weird. i should apologize.
“nathan i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have-“
nathan interrupted me by kissing me on the lips. it was just a small peck, but it felt like it lasted hours. my stomach was full of butterflies. i seriously have never been so happy in my entire life.
nathan and i looked at each other and smiled.
“wanna go cuddle on your hammock?” nathan boldly asked.
i chuckled. “is that even a question?”
we held hands and walked outside together.
we sat down on the hammock, as close to each other as we could. his arms around me, mine around him.
we laid there until the sun set. quiet, but comfortable.
i kissed nathan on the cheek and he smiled. we both continued to cuddle. nathan held me tighter and put he face in my neck. i couldn’t help but smile. i guess nathan being in the hospital wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
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