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LMAO skill issue
now should i get up and start the day or should i draw one of my characters boobed tf out
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hey, been a while. anyway, here's garfield and hatsune miku being besties (:
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My cool new creature. They are VERY Cool
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Guilty Gear Characters ranked by how high they look in their Accent Core Portrait
To celebrate 4/20, I will be ranking every single Guilty Gear Accent Core portrait from least to most blazed out of their mind!
23.Potemkin
Everyone else got so high that there was no weed left when Potemkin arrived, leaving the Zeppian soldier angry and weedless.
22. Ky Kiske
The illyrian king does not know what weed is and has taken an anti-drug pledge back in highschool. He refuses to even think about anything with caffeine in it, much less actual drugs. He is judging you.
21.Venom
Venom similarly did not get any of the weed, He’s similarly quite miffed about this predicament and is currently going for the kill.
20.Chipp Zanuff
The self declared president refuses to even try a weed, no matter what day it is. He looks down at you with scorn, ready to give you his own personal Drug Psa/Friendship Speech. Winners don’t do drugs, you’ve never seen Goku with a blunt, now have you?
19.Millia Rage
She’s judging you.
18.Zappa
Not actually high, arrived here while the weed was being handed out and got a headache from the smell. Left ASAP.
17. Jam Kuradoberi
She made weed brownies as a 4/20 special and is currently checking your eyes to see how effective they are. She’s considering calling a doctor.
16. Testament
They are both judging you and trying their very best not to make it noticable that they accidentally ate a weed brownie earlier, because of which they can now see a skeleton dancing in the edge of their vision.
15. Baiken
Similarly judging you for being a lightweight. Took a few brownies herself to make Anji more tolerable. Is suprisingly less stabby than she usually is.
14.A.B.A.
Took her first weed a few hours ago and is currently suffering the after effects. Honestly just wants to go home. Doesn’t remember where she parked Paracelsus.
13. Faust
Got called in by Jam because her weed brownies are too strong. Impossible to tell how high exactly he is due to the bag on his head, however the glowing eye makes it likely that he snuck off with a little snack after he treated his patients.
12.Slayer
Ate the most weed brownies out of everyone but is very easily holding himself together. Has years of experience pretending not to be high. Is patting your back and telling you a story about how he and Nagoriyuki got absolutely blazed in a karaoke bar in the 19th century.
11.Order Sol
Just passed you the bong with an expression that says “here you go my man, this is the good shit.”
10.Johnny
Was right before Order Sol in the blunt rotation. Is currently thinking about women. The sunglasses are hiding it well but he’s completly out of his mind.
9.Anji Mito
Put extra weed in the brownies. Quite stoned himself but knows exactly what he did. Is not sorry for what he did.
8.I-no
Tripping balls. Is currently trying to remember if she turned the stove off before coming here. Is gonna return to a burned down home and an on fire Raven.
7.Robo-Ky
is a bong
6.Eddie
Did not realize corpses could actually get high and scarfed down an entire batch of brownies. Is currently on another planet. Does not remember his own name. Zato-one was never revived, Eddie is still high as of Xrd.
5.Dizzy
First time weed consumer and absolute light weight. Has no idea what’s going on but thinks everything is really nice. has been staring at her own tail swishing back and forth for the better part of an hour now.
4. Axl Low
Chewsday innit
3. May
Snuck off with Johnny’s bong. Can taste colors. Wil try to touch your face.
2. Sol Badguy
Stoned out of his fucking mind. Can’t handle weed as well as he could during his holy order days. Is currently drooling onto himself. There are no thoughts behind that headband.
1.Bridget
My daughter, she is sick. Her face, it is melting.
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whay life is like under the rule of The Soviet Blue Hair Pronoun Party
Until all of you can agree on how to treat people kindly, I'm taking all of the gender and giving it to the trains
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PENIS BLAST
PENIS BLAST
PENIS BLAST
FULL BLAST AHEAD
PENIS BLAST
PENIS BLAST
PENIS BLAST
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Here are some evacuation fundraisers from today:
Ghydaa Nabhan & Oday Moghari
They need help to get to Rafah and evacuate so Ghydaa can continue her treatment.
Kareem & His Family
Kareem is an ER surgeon with family members who have worsening medical conditions and can no longer stay in Gaza. They need help to evacuate to Egypt.
Moamin & His Family of 20
Moamin is SO CLOSE to their goal and being able to evacuate their huge family out of Gaza!!
Hassan & His Family of 10
Hassan has eight children in his family, and bed-ridden himself- facing the possibility of having his leg amputated. They are seeking to evacuate Gaza for better health and a more sterile environment.
Sara's Family
Sara's family is currently in Gaza, while her ill father made it to Egypt, much of her family is still in Gaza and wants nothing more than to get them out.
Alaa, Ola, & Hanaan
Alaa and Ola are both mothers of young children and are looking for support in the way of diapers, formula, passports, visas, etc. They're hope is to leave their home, as much as thay hurts to do.
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All of these fundraisers are verified through this Linktree called Funds for Gaza.
GoFundMe's minimum required donation is $5.00 (USD). So if you can afford that, please consider sending some help these folks' way!
Or take a look at the Operation Olive Branch spreadsheet for more verified links to fundraisers to help people evacuate Gaza.
It takes less than five minutes (less if you already have a GoFundMe account) and it helps save peoples lives. So please donate if you can and if you can't at least reblog this!
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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Dear guy who just made my burrito:
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
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The plan to integate Guilty Gear into my friend group is going smoothly. Soon I won't be so alone in this world MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
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Lion and Vriska are sitting on a tree
I like Vriska in the sense that i absolutely hate Vriska but she is a female-resembling character with one or two redeeming qualities and also long hair so that means i have a crush on her
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so remember how last year i got my dates confused and thought Trans Visibility Day was April Fools Day?
yeah
uh
sorrey
happy trans visibility day!
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super.
A young @strhmn stands in their room. It just so happens that today, the 20th of March, 2024, is nowhere near this enby’s birthday. It is simply the day I decided to put way too much effort into drawing their newly redesigned avatar in the Homestuck style.
Why the hell did I do this?
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Your username is literally @thebelovedlion, be fr.
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