strawberry-crocodile
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Time is a river, and we come from it and flow through it. Strawb, mid 20s, she/her. Nerdy nerd nerd, materialist in both senses of the word. Dinosaurs, Three Houses, Pokemon, and political ramblings. In an open long-term remationship ❤️. k 18+ ONLY PLEASE, for your safety and mine!
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Some guy on Twitter had his wife go to the Columbia protests with a shirt that had “JEW” written on it in big letters and the video was the biggest flop bc he kept having to turn the camera around so that signs like “JEWS FOR A FREE PALESTINE” wouldn’t be in the shot.
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what am i going to do without her... (my laptop)
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Malkin
Image © Angela Barrett, from the book The Witches and the Singing Mice. Accessed from @starxgoddess here
[Consider this one “loosely inspired” by Hackmaster.
In the Hacklopedia, there is a shapeshifting witch cat with thief powers. Unfortunately, it’s super gross and sexist. The design looks like erotic fanart of the one Batman TAS episode where Catwoman turns into an actual cat woman. They’re female-only, and all of the flavor text is about sexual jealousy. And it’s called the “mynx”. Yuck.
So my version is still a shapeshifting witch cat with thief powers, but (hopefully) less skeevy and misogynistic.]
Malkin
CR 3 CN Magical Beast
This creature resembles a housecat the size of a man. Its eyes have a mischievous glint, and its paws bear an eerie resemblance to human hands.
Sometimes referred to as “witch cats”, the creatures known as malkins were created by a master witch ages ago to be the perfect familiar. They are strong enough to handle themselves in combat, smart enough to be a decent conversation partner, and tricky enough to help a caster out of a pinch involving locks, larceny or other skills most arcane casters do not excel at. A malkin has an inherent love for all arcane spellcasters, acting as guardians of novices, servants of archmages or friends to any other casters who cross their paths.
When not in service to an arcane spellcaster, malkins live on the outskirts of society. Like the domestic cats they descend from, they are carnivores that feed primarily on small game. Malkins have a fondness for creature comforts, and may sneak into town to steal what they cannot get lawfully. In humanoid form, a malkin resembles a particularly fur-covered catfolk, although catfolk usually dislike malkins—their criminal antics and disdainful attitude towards clothing tend to give catfolk a bad reputation.
Malkins can be of any alignment, although they tend towards chaotic alignments. They advance by class level, with rogue and witch being the most common classes among them. Malkins know the struggles a familiar can suffer under a neglectful or cruel master—malkin spellcasters frequently dote on and pamper their familiars.
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reposting, didnt like how the colors turned out before
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I said this at the tail end of a rant but I think it's really good so it's getting its own post. Way too many fucking people seem to think TERFs exist because they feminism'd too hard and accidentally started hating trannies. In reality, transmisogyny is a foundational part of colonial and christian society, and TERFs are just people who shaped their feminism around it.
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laios would have it/its pronouns after falin taught it what nonbinary is. it wouldn't bother changing anything about its presentation though, no hormones, same plain nerdboy clothes, same hair. marcille would regularly slip up and he/him it. it has incredibly strong opinions on furry anatomy and kin discoure.
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there sure is just a whole type of guy out there huh
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Puppy BF who likes his collar a little bit too much 🐶
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I just wanna spank more girl butts holy shit!!
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Biden just signed the bill that bans TikTok, his election chances are toast. It’s like he’s actively trying to lose the youth vote
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with everything else that happened it's easy to forget what an incredible entrance this was
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