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strangetorpedos · 2 hours
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i think it would be very funny if jace stardiamond was not subscribed to complicated women bc of the lucy thing he’s just a fan
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strangetorpedos · 8 hours
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adaine saying "i'm not that good at being a kid" broke my fucking heart
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strangetorpedos · 17 hours
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strangetorpedos · 1 day
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game changer tag rn really showcasing the duality of man (creating the tumblr equivalent of conspiracy boards vs everybody do the wenis. the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius. who knows it in advance)
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strangetorpedos · 2 days
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hey why are there loose plot threads in my fucking different every time game show
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strangetorpedos · 2 days
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it really makes me so emotional that fig went to record a song to find herself again, because she realised she lost herself because she stopped making art, and she wrote dawn of justice, a song so amazing that its performance literally gave fig a domain. she literally got ownership of ankarna's old domain so that no one else could fuck with it. she thinks she isn't an artist, that she shouldn't be a bard, but she is, her art changes the world, her art gives her power
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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oh well. at least we have leg hair.
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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Happy lesbianism Friday to all who celebrate
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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Thinking about Buddy. Thinking about how he will never see his family again. How the person he backed up killed him from behind. How Kristen didn't like him, and the bad kids didn't trust him, but she still wanted to revive him. How she spent her whole turn trying to find a way. How the bad kids want to protect his body. Thinking about how they brought up that the rat grinders would fail now and everyone still wanted to revive him. Thinking about Buddy.
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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"what are you gonna do with that degree?" I don't know. probably kill myself.
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful
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strangetorpedos · 5 days
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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strangetorpedos · 6 days
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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strangetorpedos · 6 days
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Because what I just witnessed was INSANE and I have seen no one treat it as such, can we take a fucking moment to bask in the fact that Gorgug essentially 1v1ed that purple worm without ever going down or getting swallowed like ??? Zac Oyama what kind of dice ritual did you pull before this fight
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strangetorpedos · 7 days
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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
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strangetorpedos · 7 days
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guys I feel so crazy about buddy getting full killed by kipperlily and kristen not being able to do anything to help him- reaching in her pockets for revivify diamonds that someone stole from her and reaching out with divine intervention for Cassandra who cannot help her and just. deciding to stand next to buddy's body bc she cannot do anything else. such a horrifying and sick and twisted mirror to kristen's deaths in the last two seasons- getting killed in the cafeteria fighting alongside her friends and getting stabbed by the unicorn trying to understand the nightmare king- and here is buddy. killed in cold blood by someone who's supposed to be his party member and ostensibly his friend and he's just. bleeding out on the floor. and Kirsten cannot do anything but stand next to him.
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