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stonerjesusbaby 2 months
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I couldn't believe my eyes. I stared at my son in utter disbelief as he stood in my doorway with this... thing. Had he not heed my warning? Did he not listen to any of the lessons I had taught him? The years, the hours, the countless minutes-- they seemed to disappear right in front of my eyes as I stared at my son and his little pet monster. I know he wants to say something to me. For my own sake, I was hoping it was an apology but instead...
"I-I know what you're thinking, but she isn't-" "Don't start with me on that. Not while that thing is on my front porch."
The words had left my mouth before i could even stop them. I scowled at both my dearest son and his disgusting parasite. The thoughts in my head were far from polite. I don't remember the last time I was this... angry. I don't even think I was this angry when those... things killed my crew.
"she's different from the rest of them, dad, I swear!"
My son detested my hatred but I did not hear him. I do not want to hear him. I want him to take his ugly little mistress off my porch and never come back with her.
You allowed your child to join the vampire hunters against your better instincts. A decade later, they return home for dinner with a vampire spouse.
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stonerjesusbaby 6 months
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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never enough time in the day to do fuck all
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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GUYS GUYS THERE'S A DRAFT FIC IN MY DRAFTS, SHOULD I WORK ON IT AND POST IT OR SHOULD I JUST POST IT
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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the sudden urge to get back into last legacy and writing
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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Hey, I am a disabled student who uses a wheelchair. I am unable to make the payment on the wheelchair for December. I'm trying to sell everything I own on Facebook marketplace and I've signed up to sell plasma, but I am nowhere near making the payment. I can't get around without this chair. If I lose it, I am beyond screwed.
My ko-fi is https://www.ko-fi.com/carolxdanvers
Please help me keep my wheelchair. I cannot function without it.
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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Feet pics giveaway Reblog to enter
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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I fear that I'm falling back into the arcana even more oh no.
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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Writing and Admin info!
Admin Info:
Hello, my name is Arden but you can also call me Rhea and I go by they/them pronouns.
I am a fic writer and I'm currently in highschool. I have a passion for writing so what better way to start than with fanfictions (this is said with complete sarcasm). My favorite colour is blue and I'm in a couple of other fandoms(genshin, jjba, and musical theater). I am a strongly opinionated person and I am not afraid to step up to a debate. In fact, I love having civil debates with people! If you're not looking to request a fic, my pms are always open for chatting!
Writing/Fic Info:
I have semi quick updates and I can handle 4-5 requests at a time. I do ask that when requests are closed that you do not send one in. I will let you know when requests are open!
Right now, I'm looking at posting 1-2 fics a week. With school and other things on my plate, this is the best way I can finish requests.
What I write for(at the moment): Genshin Impact Identity V The Arcana (this list will be updated as I go along)
Who I write for(at the moment): Diluc Lisa Xiao Hu Tao Zhongli Kaeya Kazuha Yae Miko Raiden Shogun/Ei Julian Devorak Asra Alnazar Nadia Satrinava Portia Devorak Lucio Morgasson
Upcoming Characters: Identity V characters. More Genshin characters
Genres?: Romance angst AUs Fluff and of course, fantasy Things I will NOT write: Smut in any form(I am a minor but also a highschool student. dirty jokes are different from a whole written sex scene) Torture R4pe Suicide and Depression as a fic trope(I only bring up this stuff for educational stuff.)
Are Requests open?: they're open
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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I'm starting to fall back into the Arcana.
help.
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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I am not against spending more time with Julian, Asra, or Portia at all but like. is this gonna be on the arcana app? A comment also asked this and I just want to know whether I get to or write my own because I am not downloading a new app.
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We are thrilled to announce that we will be releasing six new tales with Asra, Nadia, Julian, Portia, Muriel, and Lucio on Dorian! Each tale will include a new story with your favorite love interest as well as a new illustration painted by Gabriella! These tales have been reviewed and approved by our ambassador team and we can鈥檛 wait for you to read them. On Dorian, you can play without needing keys to unlock the story! Plus, experience it live with cosplay hosts acting out the characters to unlock bonus scenes free.
It all drops on November 16, mark your calendars!
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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Those of you who currently are seeking employment, put in the tags what you鈥檙e most looking forward to being able to do once you have income.
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stonerjesusbaby 1 year
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reblog and put in the tags what鈥檚 the thing your friend(s) always ask you for advice about.
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Reblog and put in the tags what made you smile today. (Even the small things that makes you if your day wasn't that good)
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