maybe i didnt come back wrong maybe i was just a weird freak when i was alive but i hid it and acted so normal and after i died i decided to stop pretending. maybe being resurrected was the perfect opportunity for me to be myself because i knew you would chalk it up to the horror of me coming back wrong. but the horror was always inside me. did u think about that

Kim took don’t disturb my man or I’ll end you very seriously

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

good morning to all the people that are trying, I love you

You'd be so proud, Ollie... He completely takes after you.

THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES

tgcf or; xie lian's 800 years of babysitting

me, this entire week: *has barely been able to walk due to having fucked up my lower back somehow*

me, this entire day: *has barely been able to breathe because of the way the combined cold/pollen allergy has fucked up my sinuses*

me, 10 minutes ago: *jams one of my fingers in the stupid fucking weather stand my mom insisted on getting me for my bedroom renovations*

me, 9 minutes ago: *drops the stupid FUCKING weather stand on one of my toes*

me, approximately 2 minutes ago: *gets my period*

me, now:

HUNTER SCHAFER as TIGRIS SNOW THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS & SNAKES (2023) Costume Design by Trish Summerville

Hart of Dixie Rewatch ⤷ 1x08 "Homecoming & Coming Home"

Hey, Lemon? We don't need a location for the prank, we need a prank. And the key to pulling off a perfect prank is specificity. I cannot practice proper psychological warfare until I understand the psyche of who I'm dealing with. She's just making up words.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS Season 1, 2023-

Hart of Dixie Rewatch ⤷ 1x11 "Helle's Belles"

You've seen those big live oaks we have all around? Hundreds of years old. How is it they keep standing, storm after storm? Roots! Deep and wide.

The sky right now.

THE GOOD PLACE ⇢ 4x08 | THE FUNERAL TO END ALL FUNERALS

Aw, man, are we gonna die again? We’ve died so many times. We’ve probably had, like, 15 funerals by now. It’s getting annoying. If it would cheer you up, I could tell you what happened at your original funerals. Tahani, Moby spoke first. He claimed that… Uh, please stop. I don’t want to hear it. what about mine? Your friends didn’t say things about you so much as they graffitied a Red Lobster about you. Yeah, in Jacksonville, that’s the first stage of grief. In Arizona, you can either have a regular funeral, or they can put your body out on a shooting range, and you get a $200 state tax credit. Hang on. This is how we take our minds off the Judge’s ruling. Let’s throw ourselves the funeral to end all funerals. Awesome. And you know what they say in Florida: “If you don’t like this funeral, just wait a minute.”

bonus:

I love you, Pete.