stillshepersists
Two Paths Diverged In a Wood...
• She/They • Lesbian • ENFP • Pagan • Author, Editor, & Librarian • Icon by @todecidelater
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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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as a librarian, i can't encourage you enough to check out stuff you don't think you'll get around to reading
like other institutions, at the end of the day we have to use numbers to justify our existence and inform our financial decisions
check out that novel by that author you like even if you know there's no time to finish it. check out a movie you like even if you can't watch it. check out a sewing machine even if you don't have time for a project. we don't check if you finish anything, and it all adds up.
support your local library by checking out things you don't need
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love is stored in the friend who reads your fanfiction
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