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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):
Michael wave
physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki
untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles
lawboy
chief Justice Jared Padalecki
[gunshots]
Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece
greetings blood freak
wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time
chewing glass
jacting joices
Stanford, law school even
jender and mender
jackles' sexy sexy silence
pack it up George W. Butch
(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence
Heller [insert politician]
pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you
whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps
rogue translator
comrade [insert cast member]
cw sniper
[Texas accent] what
if [x] then WHY [y]
hi hellers!
president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening
did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?
too much enrichment in the enclosure
clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now
THEE [insert biblical figure]
they didn't even cast ABEL!
WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.
JUSSY JOWER
God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you
rancid nutwork
season 16
musty wail
party city wig
blurry wife
nephew what's all this then
[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural
[insert crossover media]natural
country boys make do
ok so fuck me then
I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom
jackles release the tapes
jackles I am no longer asking
the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th
superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)
desticule/destielcule
chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)
ghost baby abortion
(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)
baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)
hbo spn
someone please microwave me
Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles
homophobic Jimmy Novak
closeted Jimmy Novak
wrist not limp enough. boil it.
canonically dead Kansas the band
Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki
widower arc and divorce arc
allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE
easily the most show/THEE show of all time
unparalleled media experience
If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.
(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)
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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like
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The fact that humans and hyenas have two of the worst births in the mammal family and a gnoll has both of those traits combined is frankly underutilized in worldbuilding. No wonder they prefer to burst out of hyenas, their maternal and infant mortality rates must be horrific.
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thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~
buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop
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curious as to what james’ last name was/what it may become. it seems like st clair was chosen (by him? someone else?) because it sounds like sinclair. dont know if he’ll keep it or even start using cyprians last name
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rewatching dawn of justice and melting at how often the bad kids help each other . its everyone squaring up with kipperlilly when she comes for kristen, its them helping adaine get from 4 to an unnatural 20 with her hottie, its everyone showing up for riz' first game with the owlbears, its adaine shooting off chromatic orbs behind fig when she's rocking out, its them all lurking outside bobby dawn's office ready to POP off for kristen
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