THE MORNING SHOW | 'A Private Person' (2.06) & 'The Stanford Student' (3.06)

🌲 Etsy 🌲

Angsty sentences

"You don't understand the pain I carry inside me every day." "I'm so tired of pretending like everything's okay when it's not." "Why does it feel like the whole world is against us?" "Sometimes I just want to scream and let it all out, but no one would even listen." "I'm drowning in this sea of darkness, and I don't know how to find my way back." "We're trapped in a never-ending cycle of heartbreak, and I can't take it anymore." "I feel so lost and alone, like no one really understands me." "I'm suffocating in this suffocating world, and I can't breathe." "We're broken pieces trying to fit into a puzzle that will never be complete." "The pain inside me is tearing me apart, and I don't know how to escape it." "I wish I could just run away from everything and never look back." "We're just prisoners of our own minds, tortured by our own thoughts." "Sometimes it feels like the weight of the world is crushing down on my shoulders." "No one sees the battles we fight within ourselves every single day." "I'm so tired of feeling like I'm constantly disappointing everyone around me." "We're walking on a thin line between love and hate, and it's tearing us apart." "I've built walls so high around me that I don't even know who I am anymore." "We're stuck in this endless loop of pain, and I don't know how to break free." "I'm drowning in my own self-doubt, and I can't find a way to swim to the surface." "Sometimes I wish I could just disappear and leave all this pain behind."

This episode though. Doctor Mac ❤️

1x10 Death By Miss Adventure

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

rare vent art from a few months ago

idk i just wanna sit in a dark library at night in the candlelight wearing an oversized sweater and exchange glances over my book to my lover while the rain pours outside and feel at peace with the world

like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”

turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame

I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend 

“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”

“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”

Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”

Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.

Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.

At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–

the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”

the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”

and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler

Good afternoon! I am a translator and I liked your work "Worship". Can I translate it and post on the site Ficbook, where I mark you as the author. So the everyone else can see this masterpiece

No thank you but I appreciate you asking!

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

Which relationship, wether romantic or platonic, is your favorite in the show and why?

writers will be like "here's my current wip! can't wait to share more :)" and then you never hear about it again