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Keeping Up With The Wayne’s but bc Jason literally cannot be there, they have like a little memorial shrine and when asked about Jason, Bruce is like,
“oh my son, my wonderful wonderful dead son, he was an angel a perfect boy the best possible child ever.”
Tim just makes snide ass comments like “Well he wasn’t that great, he was actually an asshole who would always drink the last of the coffee and not make another pot like your suppos-“ and Bruce would interrupt like “hahahaha timmy here never got to meet Jason.” before gently covering Tims ears and fake whispering to the camera “He’s always been a bit jealous”
in revenge, Tim put the batman cowl in Bruce’s bedroom before he gave a tour and Bruce had to say it was Sex Thing.
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Bruce’s Playboy image is suffering because his kids are overprotective and won’t let anyone get near him. Someone tried to pinch his ass once and Damien stabbed their hand with a fork. Someone else tried to get suuuuuper close and Jason “accidentally” pushed them into the fountain.
This happened and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Kenneth Rockafort (Detective Comics #1025/6) and Sumit Kumar (2020 Annual)’s Batman. With colours by Daniel Brown and Romulo Fajardo Jr, respectively.
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Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. Anyone. Understood.
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Constantine being DC's equivalent of Gordan Ramsey.
Constantine: THAT SPELL IS SO RAW IT'S BEGGING YOU TO PUT IT OUT OF ITS FUCKING MISERY!
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The first couple of captain america movies were good. I know. I know. I hate the mcu too but the first couple of captain america movies were good I'm Sorry. I have to speak my truth
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Young Dick to young Jason: hey, I can see you’re feeling down. Wanna steal the Batmobile?
Adult Dick to adult Jason (who nearly killed a dude): hey, I can see you’re feeling down. Wanna steal the Batmobile?
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jason stop stealing dick’s clothes you chronic younger brother
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white streaked jason todd 🤍🖤
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Jason is an "I'd kill for you" person stuck in a "live for me" family.
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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?
Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT
Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR
*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*
Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!
Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.
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Always funny when Stucky is in a ship tournament and everyone in the tags is telling people to vote for the other thing because we all hate the MCU now. I can assure you that Stucky shippers also hate the fucking MCU more than you can imagine
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it turns them into bat-themed vigilantes that’s what
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I really don't like any version of "Jason learns one tiny fact about how people reacted to his death and immediately is crushed by how unfair he was being and forgives everyone!!!"
However there is one version of this I would allow due to it being very funny, not a complete waste of his character potential, and close to providing real evidence of something that would let him give Bruce a pass:
Superman realizes who the Red Hood is and why he's gunning for Batman and decides to try to straighten things out before the end of Under the Red Hood. He flies over to him and explains that he was the one stopping Bruce from killing the Joker. This gets understood as Supes being the reason Batman still can't kill him. Then Jason immediately pivots his entire life to becoming a Superman villain.
Bruce gets a phonecall: "Hi Dad, I forgive you, and I'm gonna need that 100 pounds of kryptonite back right fucking now."
#jason todd#dc#now this I'd like to see. would tim join in when his bestie kon did not get the warmest welcome from clark?
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Jason Todd and Damian Wayne by Simone Di Meo from Batman:White Knight Presents: Red Hood and Batman and Robin #2
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