NEW HEADCANNON TIME: what if Binjpipe put Cookie’s consciousness into a robotic body instead? hmmm....

YDKJ: Headrush was a wild game bro >v< anyways here’s Bob!!

OOH HERE!! to make up for accidentally ignoring tumblr, here’s my Guy Towers redesign that i won’t be putting on twitter until later this week!! how’d ya like THEM apples??? im so sorry i promise to be more active on here SDFGHJK

woo, it’s cinnamon time!! idk why but i totally see the keeper as a dragon... maybe even the daughter of the tournament master from teeko?? who knows :0!

quick sketches i did of different people’s guy towers, including a redesign concept of mine!! i did all the @ ‘s on twitter and im too shy to do em again aaa

im sorry i forgot about tumblr here have a cookie waa ;w;

this was part of a jackbox discord aggie.io done on christmas!! i also drew guy towers there bc im love him sdfghjk

!! I’m so glad u like them aaa!! alSO OOH MY GOD I?? FORGOT I HAD A TUMBLR DFGHJK THANKS FOR REMINDING ME LOOOL

i actually forgot and ive been stalking the blog in the shadows ajklfdl,, i gotta post all the art on my twitter here omg

Buzz: You have to write in 10 words what Cornflakes mean to you. So I wrote: Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Nate: Pathetic. You’ll never win, you know. Buzz: Why not? Nate: That’s only 9 words. Buzz: Oh, yeah. [writing] Cornflakes.

(Source: The Young Ones)

(I like seeing the YDKJ hosts as squirrellovesguytowers did their designs and I went to a conclusion that Buzz is definitely Vyvyan.)

An Alien, in disguise: "Would you date an alien? I'm not an alien I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin." A Human: "Is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?" Alien: "This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I'm not an alien." DODE: "Okay okay we'll believe you... If you first tell us what this says." *pulls up a prompt from the deliberation deck* Alien: "I don't need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen."

^ That’s it. That’s the whole game!

Binjpipe: 'tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in' Toby: 'Respecting Women' [REDACTED]: 'bat man' Schmitty: 'minecraft' partyboi7: 'youtube' Schrodinger: 'in the tags guys' Faker: 'f*kin weed' Nate: 'W' DODE: 'Criminal Justice and Psychology.' Cookie: 'I will never be able to do anything besides host YDKJ because Binjpipe has literally bought my soul!' Drawful Hostess: 'Minecraft' Dictionarium Keeper: 'minecraft as well'

^ I love these dorks.

Nate: "Did you see that thing on the news? Three years ago, a 15 year old girl wanted to seem more mature, so she got into coffee drinking. Three years later, that girl is BERNIE SANDERS." *Truth Talk 23/7 Jingle plays*

^ ….What?

Dictionarium Keeper: "Can anyone recommend any books that made them cry?" The Jester, wearing the father's hat: "General Mathematics, 6th Edition."

^ Try a Statistics book buddy. THAT will make you cry.

Guy, climbing a statue while Schmitty is recording: "Make sure to get the 'please stay off of the statue' sign in the shot! Without it I am nothing!"

^ GUY NO!

Cookie: "You're not programmed to feel joy." CookAI: "Yes, but my program is due for an exuberance upgrade." Cookie: "... You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them." CookAI: "Yes, I know."

^ He’s during it to spite you Cookie!

Buzz: "Can't you just try looking at things from my perspective?" Guy: *crouches down to Buzz's height* Buzz: "NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PRICK!"

^ As a shorty, I can relate.

Cookie: "I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown." *bites into his phone* "... This isn't a bagel, is it?"

^ Cookie, please, take care of yourself man!

DODE @ the aliens: "We are the Jackbox Robot Squad, and we WILL stop you with the powers of:" Gene: "Friendship!" CookAI: "Harmony!" Binjpipe: "Incredible Violence." M.O.T.H.E.R.: "And love!"

^ Go take those aliens down!!!

source: xkcd (Episode 360)