Cleo is v much the “makes transphobic/homophobic/conservative Jokes or wears homophobic pride merch bc she thinks its funny” friend while joe is very much the “will fight you if you say anything homophobic/transphobic/bigoted” friend, and they are best friends and need each other greatly
give me protective ramon. that boy would kill for his dad. “give em hell dad” “took you long enough to find me” “i just dont want you to be alone if i disappear again” “my favorite place moves around a lot. makes jokes that are funny for the wrong reason.” like yes fit will kill for his baby boy but that baby boy will also kill someone for his dad !!!!
how is scar both the worst and best minecraft player of all time. he didn’t know mobs can climb up ladders and created a completely avoidable situation where he’s spawnkilled immediately but he also runs across the entire nether unharmed. no one does it like him
everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it
AU in which Cellbit is a crime scene photographer who gets dragged to his twin sister’s girlfriend’s birthday party and he drinks waaaayyy too much wine and ends up stumbling out of the party to get some fresh air
That’s when he sees a guy getting harassed by a cop, and Cellbit hates cops. (Sorry, Bagi)
And so Drunk Cellbit punches the cop, knocks the cop out, and then he immediately goes green and throws up half the alcohol in his system… all over the cop
(Cellbit is too drunk to realize that this “cop” isn’t a cop at all and that this random guy definitely doesn’t seem to be from around here. But he’ll figure this out eventually.)
“Holy shit,” says the man. He looks at Cellbit with wide, glittery eyes. “My hero.”
Cellbit blinks at him, and then he proceeds to pass out, his brain absolutely Done for the night
And that’s how Cellbit meets Roier, a Perfectly Normal Guy. And that’s how Roier meets Cellbit, aka the Federation’s Most Wanted for 900 years standing.