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sporkkles-irl · 2 hours
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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers
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sporkkles-irl · 2 hours
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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sporkkles-irl · 2 hours
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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste
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sporkkles-irl · 7 hours
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sporkkles-irl · 21 hours
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apex and rosetta, your local space outlaws and also! local eternally cheesy lovebirds
apex (blue) - she/her rosetta (pink) - he/him
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sporkkles-irl · 22 hours
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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck
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sporkkles-irl · 23 hours
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FUCKING ONE HOUR AND 47 MINUTES ARE YOU SERIOUS-
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sporkkles-irl · 24 hours
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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sporkkles-irl · 24 hours
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♣️♥️♠️♦️
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sporkkles-irl · 1 day
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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sporkkles-irl · 1 day
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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sporkkles-irl · 2 days
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shout out to boys who are also dogs
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sporkkles-irl · 2 days
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happy birthday minori!! ☘️
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sporkkles-irl · 3 days
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sporkkles-irl · 3 days
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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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sporkkles-irl · 3 days
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look at them!!!!!
and yeah im late to the trend but uh oh
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