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io adesso vado ai carabinieri
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Chi vorresti vedere a Belve nel 2023
ORNELLA VANONI, e poi in ordine sparso alba parietti, marcella bella, vladimir luxuria, victoria cabello, antonella clerici, veronica lario, levante, elodie, amanda lear e patrizia reggiani, con mahmood e federico fashion style come quota azzurra.
allontanadoci dalla realtà: camilla parker-bowles, silvia toffanin e/o luigi berlusconi e ovviamente anna oxa
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people who hate clara r like “it’s bc she’s morally abhorrent >:(” and then ppl who love clara r like “it’s bc she’s morally abhorrent :) <3”
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cant get them out of my miiiiind
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you're right he'd probably prefer fifì, tapette, tante, fiotte, tantouze, lopette, and, why not, even baltringue
armand is just a little hyperactive gremlin with no conception of boundaries whose main hobbies include being extravantly rich, driving hot guys insane and sticking forks into electrical outlets,,,,, a bit like if taylor swift was a flat-earther and also a faggot
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Avevo voglia di, vo—
voglia di, voglia di
morire
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giorno 16 gennaio la Cantautrice claudia lagona in arte levante già in polemica con i giornalisti perché hanno osato insinuare che lei stia portando una canzone d'amore a sanremo ma io sarò comunque sorpreso quando la sala stampa la metterà nella seconda metà della classifica perché oltre alma futura e (continuamente) se stessa lei ha partorito anche me e io in cambio devo darle tutto il mio supporto è così
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lei deve SEMPRE dare da mangiare ai lapsed catholics
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buongiorno italia florida nazione
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che si, sono soddisfazioni, ma stupendo che ci abbiano messo trent'anni per trovare uno che stava, come tutti sapevano, a casa sua 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
CHE PLOT TWISTONE
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CHE PLOT TWISTONE
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and are the lazy people who are able to cheat the system and live off benefits comfortably in the room with us right now?
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time in a tree sunday 🌳
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Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
2022 • dir. Guillermo del Toro, Mark Gustafson
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hot take but i think pain should be discrete and purposeful (‘stop touching a hot stove’ and ‘stop bumping into furniture’) and then it should stop when it is no longer communicating useful and actionable information. you may disagree but i think chronic pain is bad.
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armand is just a little hyperactive gremlin with no conception of boundaries whose main hobbies include being extravantly rich, driving hot guys insane and sticking forks into electrical outlets,,,,, a bit like if taylor swift was a flat-earther and also a faggot
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