Government: "Social gatherings are now forbidden. You may go outside for essentials, but please do so alone. Do not host parties. Keep 1.5m distance from others."
ENFP: "No social gatherings? No ice cream in the park? NO HUGS FOR TWO MONTHS?! The walls are closing in... Is this a plot for Introvert World Domination, by making extroverts go insane??"
INTJ: "A slight inconvenience. This barely deviates from my normal social routine. Wait, did I just eat that whole bag of chips? Why do I suddenly crave tequila?"
INTJ: What do I need to learn specifically? *follows course specified learning goals and studies provided materials*
ENFP: What do you think we should learn? I mean, they talked a lot about trees and stuff, but what about plankton? Plankton are like... the trees of the sea. They produce oxygen too! *starts brainfarting all over, Googles a bunch of seemingly unrelated stuff and accidentally learns things they should know for the course, texts friends why plankton would make a great pet*
No, she’s in a relationship with an INFP. Besides, her body temperature is actually slightly below average (36.7°C/97°F instead of 37°C/98.6°F) so I wouldn’t say she’s that hot.
I’ve had to send in a song that ‘suits you, or tells something about you’ for a team trust training thing, and I choose ‘Maria’ from The Sound of Music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VRyQprlu8
Since “She's always late for everything, except for every meal“, among other lines of lyrics, applies perfectly.
ESFP’s are the Dancing Queens. ENFP’s are unpredictable as weather and as flighty as a feather. I dare you to find ABBA lyrics which better applies to ENFP’s than to ESFP’s.
Sincerely,
- ENFP
I wanted to make an ‘MBTI types as ABBA songs’ post, but soon realized nearly every song applies to EXFPs
ENFP waving special 3D-cover edition of book around: "You HAVE to read Brave New World, it's brilliant! Okay, the characters are kind of twodimensional, but the overarching CONCEPT..."
INTJ, interrupting: "But the glasses solve that issue, right?"
ENFP, confused: "Wha--?"
INTJ: "Because the characters are twodimensional but you have the 3D-edition. So is it better when you read it with the 3D-glasses on?"