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Grace: Diego, can you please take out the trash.
Diego: Sure, Mom. Hey Dad, where do you wanna go?
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I was gonna add something but I think it might be funnier like this
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Lol Umbrella Academy really trying to convince me Vanya Hargreeves is straightβ¦ when sheβs payed by Ellen Pageβ¦ and she dresses like thatβ’οΈ
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*during sex*
me: hurt me
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him: itβs Lutherβs fault if the apocalypse became reality
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me: w-what
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him: Luther just wanted to act like a perfect leader by locking Vanya up but he messed up as usual
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me: stop
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Did anyone else catch that Grace was stitching a pattern that looks an awful lot like the moon breaking up? I wonder if it was just foreshadowing, or if it means that she actually knew what was going to happen
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Sheβs suffered a severe laceration to her larynxβ¦
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thoughts on The Umbrella Academy (SPOILERS)
First off, the premise is that theyβre all really fucked up people partially due to the stuff they endured as kids so even if I do get mad at the shit that Luther they do, just keep in mind that terms like βgood personβ or βbad personβ are not specific enough nor are they applicable to the characters
with that being said, Klaus is the textbook definition of a disaster gay and I love him with my whole heart! Heβs developed as a character so much already and (hopefully) his redemption arc in full form will be frickin beautiful
KLAUS AND DAVE WERE SO PURE, MY HEART π©
also bless Five and his ultimate sass, Aiden Gallagher plays a grumpy middle aged guy in a tweenβs body so well and I donβt know how he does it, such talent
but i mean it was a little weird / funny how he fell in love with a mannequin (delores if youβre reading this iβm so sorry sweetie ur much more than just a mannequin ur a queen)
the only acceptable hetero ship on this show is Patch and Diego because even though their relationship wasnβt perfect by far, that scene when he found her dead had me nonstop bawling oufff
season 2 better give me some more adult Diego stuttering ISTG, i really hope they donβt erase the fact that he ever had a stutter
i called the whole Allison and Luther romance thing since ep 1, we been knewwww smh π€¦πΌββοΈ i could smell the (kind-of) incest from a mile away
Ben was the purest of the seven kids so obviously heβs dead / a ghost because tv loves to make me suffer waghhhh
Vanya is 100% an emo lesbian you canβt convince me otherwise sorry
Mary J. Blige in a suit as Cha Cha is also lesbian culture fight me on this I dare you
also side note: the soundtrack for the show is AMAZING i loved it!
Everyone go watch The Umbrella Academy on netflix it is totally amazing i highly recommend!
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Me: *listens to my own playlist*
Me: fucking masterpiece
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