does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes?
like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”
142K notes
·
View notes
i love tragic characters who get their whole world ripped out from underneath them and then completely fuck themselves and everyone around them over in the most violent unnecessary ways imaginable
42K notes
·
View notes
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
213K notes
·
View notes
After the last Great Migration, the cephalopod children currently growing up on land know next to nothing about their history. All Inkling kids know how to do is buy clothes, turf war, kill salmons, listen music, argue abt which Judd is better, eat Seanwich and lie. The most down-to-earth ones are those few who evolved from asocial, deep-dwelling squid species, that feel like they don't fit into this hyper-sensory world of indecipherable social cues. But even these outliers have only ever known the colors and sounds of Inkopolis, and trust that the world is fundamentally good.
But things are starting to change. Weird-looking teens are starting to take to the streets, bringing wary looks, strange accents, and edgy subculture. They keep to the shadows and lash out for seemingly no reason, and while they can all recalibrate an E-Liter 4K Scope, none of them even know who the Squid Sisters are.
But the weirdest thing about them is that they don't trust.
Some Salmon Runs might be able to fix that one, though.
(A story about original characters set in the world of Splatoon. Deep Cut is there, but as a subplot. You've been warned.)
5 notes
·
View notes
Draw our Splatoon Sonas being siblingfriends
*experiencing the wonders of soup* "OUP !!!!!!!"
8 notes
·
View notes
when you’re literally just trying to live your life and some child decides to pass out right in the path to your Grizzco shift
ft. the splatoon sonas of me and the @jayexists
15 notes
·
View notes
@kakitysax YEUOR RREQUEST !!!!
pee oh vee screwdriver is not a licenced surgeon
6 notes
·
View notes