Customer: CLASSIC CAR
DMV: BAD MOTHERFUCKER, HAS A 57 CHEVY
Verdict: DENIED
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it
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HADES II
↳ Hecate — Ἑκατη, "The Far-reaching One"
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dunmeshi thursday (&69 days of my daily mithrun twt challenge)
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30 days miku challenge: day 1 strawberry Miku 🍓🍰
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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The RoosterTeeth site will be deleted May 15th 😔 do yourselves a favor and start archiving EVERYTHING you can now. RageQuit, RvB, X-Ray & Vav, the Minecraft Let's Plays, RWBY, etc. RT is warning us as nicely as they can that there's a p good chance we won't be able to access ANYTHING by next year, including the YouTube channel. Download!
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Walter White would never pay for Jesse’s top surgery but he would call him a week into recovery and ask for help lifting a 100-pound sack of something highly illegal
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add another clove of garlic im not driving
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